Slags to friends which, when you think about it, are mean . . . but still funny!

flanum wrote: »

my parapalegic friend is usually referred to as "Davros" (the leader of the Daleks...).

Heh.

I've a friend like that, but he has red hair.

He gets called "Timmy".

465 people in my school. The assembly is the huge room in the center that everyone walks through. This guy, in my year, named Enda is always there after school.

Most days, out of nowhere, everyone in the place, like 200 people just shout "ENNNNNNNDDDDAAAAAAAA" as loud/long as they can. It really pisses him off and the teachers too. We've had two lectures about it. Sometimes people get so excited doing it, that they run over tackling him to the ground, and he gets up and starts randomly attempting to kick the shít out of people. The lad has an awful temper

the user here tom-d will back me up on this one.

Bob the Builder wrote: »

465 people in my school. The assembly is the huge room in the center that everyone walks through. This guy, in my year, named Enda is always there after school.

Most days, out of nowhere, everyone in the place, like 200 people just shout "ENNNNNNNDDDDAAAAAAAA" as loud/long as they can. It really pisses him off and the teachers too. We've had two lectures about it. Sometimes people get so excited doing it, that they run over tackling him to the ground, and he gets up and starts randomly attempting to kick the shít out of people. The lad has an awful temper

the user here tom-d will back me up on this one.

You know how sometimes you hear of people in America going into a school one day and shooting people?

This is why it happens.

Best of luck with the rest of your time in school.



He was sooo quiet.