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What would happen if...

  • 26-11-2008 06:06AM
    #1
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭


    You were on a nudist beach and you got somewhat aroused... So your there walking around on a horn, do you get in trouble? Arrested? Abducted? This is one reason why I would never go to a nudest beach. I always keep my distance. Good set of binoculars normally do the trick.


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  • #2
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Horn at a nudest beach?
    I guess you are into elderely sunburnt overweight germans then.


  • #3
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,159 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Crack one out beforehand.


  • #4
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Horn at a nudest beach?
    I guess you are into elderely sunburnt overweight germans then.

    No not at all, but some of the women I have seen (in pictures) at these nudest beaches... Would put a horn on a gay man. Excuse me if that's not very PC... :P
    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Crack one out beforehand.

    That doesn't always make the old dog go to sleep...
    Would help most people though.


  • #5
    hussey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    Lucy Wet Scapegoat wrote: »
    No not at all, but some of the women I have seen (in pictures) at these nudest beaches... Would put a horn on a gay man. Excuse me if that's not very PC... :P

    what like this http://bp2.blogger.com/_l67h_OtuQjA/RqoXiP6GhEI/AAAAAAAAAQA/DOJb3e-tbCE/s400/bikini.jpg


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    hussey wrote: »
    what like this http://bp2.blogger.com/_l67h_OtuQjA/RqoXiP6GhEI/AAAAAAAAAQA/DOJb3e-tbCE/s400/bikini.jpg

    I hate you :mad:

    you are a cruel bastid :(


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  • #7
    Simi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Simi


    random chatbox wrote: »
    I hate you :mad:

    you are a cruel bastid :(

    Hey once you wipe the dust off her... "the following joke has been censored due to the fact, well its just sick."


  • #8
    SimpleSam06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭SimpleSam06


    Lucy Wet Scapegoat wrote: »
    So your there walking around on a horn, do you get in trouble? Arrested? Abducted?
    I'd say you should get a job at the circus if you're walking around on a horn.


  • #9
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,198 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    In the late 80's we used to go to a beach in south west france. There was a sign on the beach and everything on the other side was nudist side. Literally night and day from one side of the sign to the other.

    I was only young but I still remember *;)*

    My father used to go for long walks down the beach. Perv :D

    I am going back to that area in 2010 so maybe I will hide in the trees and leer


  • #10
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,647 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Don't worry OP, your insecurities will keep you flacid. Well, thats what works for me anyway.
    :o

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #11
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Lucy Wet Scapegoat wrote: »
    You were on a nudist beach and you got somewhat aroused...

    *Fap fap fap*


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  • #12
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Lucy Wet Scapegoat wrote: »
    That doesn't always make the old dog go to sleep...
    Would help most people though.

    Since you have already been so forthcoming: Would anyone notice if ...your old dog was awake?


  • #13
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Just go in the water for a while.


  • #14
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,198 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Someplace to hang your hat.


  • #15
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Karoma wrote: »
    Since you have already been so forthcoming: Would anyone notice if ...your old dog was awake?

    Probably... Even the smallest of weiners get noticed :P
    biko wrote: »
    Just go in the water for a while.

    Not a bad idea, but then again, you have to get out. Think would it be possible to fap in the sea water? Probably too cold...


  • #16
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    I show the ladies why I'm a pole vaulting champion & pole vault home on my nob for a quick ****.


  • #17
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    If you have to worry about it then you dont go there ,simple .


  • #18
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Oh... you probably didn't read my post at all... but I will save you the hassle and post the relevant part... hehe, I even made it bold for you :) Go me...
    Lucy Wet Scapegoat wrote: »
    This is one reason why I would never go to a nudest beach.

    It's not a PI guys, I am not worried about it, I am just woundering what would happen. You read that part... right?


  • #19
    Joe Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭Joe Cool


    Here's what I did would do:

    When you feel the first beats of the old boy rising get down quick.
    Dig out a furrow, either shallow or deep depending on mass, for to put your member in then just ly down and act like you're just sunbathing.

    If you can get hold of a prosthetic arm you could have a stealth fapping session.
    Just a thought.


  • #20
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Mairt wrote: »
    I show the ladies why I'm a pole vaulting champion & pole vault home on my nob for a quick ****.

    Ouch thats gonna hurt!










    Please :D


  • #21
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Lucy Wet Scapegoat wrote: »
    Probably... Even the smallest of weiners get noticed :P



    Not a bad idea, but then again, you have to get out. Think would it be possible to fap in the sea water? Probably too cold...

    I would've said it was too salty...ow!!!!


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