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m5ex9oqjawdg2i

You were on a nudist beach and you got somewhat aroused... So your there walking around on a horn, do you get in trouble? Arrested? Abducted? This is one reason why I would never go to a nudest beach. I always keep my distance. Good set of binoculars normally do the trick.

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Jesus Wept

Horn at a nudest beach?
I guess you are into elderely sunburnt overweight germans then.

Xavi6

Crack one out beforehand.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

The-Rigger wrote: »

Horn at a nudest beach?
I guess you are into elderely sunburnt overweight germans then.

No not at all, but some of the women I have seen (in pictures) at these nudest beaches... Would put a horn on a gay man. Excuse me if that's not very PC... :P

Xavi6 wrote: »

Crack one out beforehand.

That doesn't always make the old dog go to sleep...
Would help most people though.

hussey

Lucy Wet Scapegoat wrote: »

No not at all, but some of the women I have seen (in pictures) at these nudest beaches... Would put a horn on a gay man. Excuse me if that's not very PC... :P

what like this http://bp2.blogger.com/_l67h_OtuQjA/RqoXiP6GhEI/AAAAAAAAAQA/DOJb3e-tbCE/s400/bikini.jpg

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hussey wrote: »

what like this http://bp2.blogger.com/_l67h_OtuQjA/RqoXiP6GhEI/AAAAAAAAAQA/DOJb3e-tbCE/s400/bikini.jpg

I hate you :mad:

you are a cruel bastid

Simi

random chatbox wrote: »

I hate you :mad:

you are a cruel bastid

Hey once you wipe the dust off her... "the following joke has been censored due to the fact, well its just sick."

SimpleSam06

Lucy Wet Scapegoat wrote: »

So your there walking around on a horn, do you get in trouble? Arrested? Abducted?

I'd say you should get a job at the circus if you're walking around on a horn.

Berty

In the late 80's we used to go to a beach in south west france. There was a sign on the beach and everything on the other side was nudist side. Literally night and day from one side of the sign to the other.

I was only young but I still remember *;)*

My father used to go for long walks down the beach. Perv

I am going back to that area in 2010 so maybe I will hide in the trees and leer

OldGoat

Don't worry OP, your insecurities will keep you flacid. Well, thats what works for me anyway.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Lucy Wet Scapegoat wrote: »

You were on a nudist beach and you got somewhat aroused...

*Fap fap fap*

Karoma

Lucy Wet Scapegoat wrote: »

That doesn't always make the old dog go to sleep...
Would help most people though.

Since you have already been so forthcoming: Would anyone notice if ...your old dog was awake?

biko

Just go in the water for a while.

Berty

Someplace to hang your hat.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Karoma wrote: »

Since you have already been so forthcoming: Would anyone notice if ...your old dog was awake?

Probably... Even the smallest of weiners get noticed :P

biko wrote: »

Just go in the water for a while.

Not a bad idea, but then again, you have to get out. Think would it be possible to fap in the sea water? Probably too cold...

arybvtcw0eolkf

I show the ladies why I'm a pole vaulting champion & pole vault home on my nob for a quick ****.

Latchy

If you have to worry about it then you dont go there ,simple .

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Oh... you probably didn't read my post at all... but I will save you the hassle and post the relevant part... hehe, I even made it bold for you

Go me...

Lucy Wet Scapegoat wrote: »

This is one reason why I would never go to a nudest beach.

It's not a PI guys, I am not worried about it, I am just woundering what would happen. You read that part... right?

Joe Cool

Here's what I did would do:

When you feel the first beats of the old boy rising get down quick.
Dig out a furrow, either shallow or deep depending on mass, for to put your member in then just ly down and act like you're just sunbathing.

If you can get hold of a prosthetic arm you could have a stealth fapping session.
Just a thought.

themadchef

Mairt wrote: »

I show the ladies why I'm a pole vaulting champion & pole vault home on my nob for a quick ****.

Ouch thats gonna hurt!

Please

brianthebard

Lucy Wet Scapegoat wrote: »

Probably... Even the smallest of weiners get noticed :P

Not a bad idea, but then again, you have to get out. Think would it be possible to fap in the sea water? Probably too cold...

I would've said it was too salty...ow!!!!