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lovin tonite...

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  • #62
    marzic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    square_igloo wrote: »
    :eek: Christ on a bike!!! :eek:

    Did that actually happen people, or is it just urban legend?
    FACT!;)


  • #63
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,198 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    square_igloo wrote: »
    :eek: Christ on a bike!!! :eek:

    Did that actually happen people, or is it just urban legend?

    Dont judge me because I know these things

    http://www.jimgoad.net/pdf/rectalforeignbodies.pdf


  • #64
    marzic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    minxie1 wrote: »
    the choccie worked!!!! :D:D
    am off up for mine :):):):):)
    giv it to em good!


  • #65
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    minxie1 wrote: »
    the choccie worked!!!! :D:D
    am off up for mine :):):):):)
    report back afterwards!


  • #66
    marzic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    Mirror wrote: »
    report back afterwards!
    how romantic *rolls over and tells AH about the ride*


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  • #67
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,198 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    minxie1 wrote: »
    the choccie worked!!!! :D:D
    am off up for mine :):):):):)

    :( My GF just went to bed, not with come to bed eyes. Just a quick fart and she was gone. :D


  • #68
    marzic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    i'm off to the cot, good night!:)


  • #69
    phelixoflaherty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,640 ✭✭✭phelixoflaherty


    Makin' the scene with a magazine.
    Have to figure how to tie meself up first though.


  • #70
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,198 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    phelixoflaherty wrote: »
    Makin' the scene with a magazine.
    Have to figure how to tie meself up first though.

    I shouldnt really know this but I do.

    get a pair of thights and tie them to both your arms and then put the tights under the mattress. Boom your tied up but getting out needs a bit of a shimmy.

    Not easy but I dont know why you would bother. What can you do once tied up?


  • #71
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    quirke_folder wrote: »
    I shouldnt really know this but I do.

    get a pair of thights and tie them to both your arms and then put the tights under the mattress. Boom your tied up but getting out needs a bit of a shimmy.

    Not easy but I dont know why you would bother. What can you do once tied up?
    holy ****, get away from my internets! :eek:


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  • #72
    phelixoflaherty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,640 ✭✭✭phelixoflaherty


    Gettin bored. Just want to try something freaky


  • #73
    phenomenon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭phenomenon


    Domo230 wrote: »
    Im a student and im not getting any :confused:

    Something is wrong with the universe.

    You're obviously a science student. NERRRRRRRRRRRD! :pac:


  • #74
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    I'm a science student and I'm getting too much! I'm too ginger and I should have never created Kelly LeBrock!!!


  • #75
    Mahatma coat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    am takin the GF down to the Beach house on the Gold Coast this weekend, so I'd better be gettin some


  • #76
    dSTAR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    I am going to be doing the wild thing all night

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWrY9o618qk


  • #77
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    marzic wrote: »
    how romantic *rolls over and tells AH about the ride*
    it was great altogether...
    now ye all know :rolleyes:


  • #78
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    Everynight and day is sexy time when
    a-You have a GF
    b-When you are in college


  • #79
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Mods please delete this tread, as if any internet nerds on boards will be getting lovin yer all still virgins:pac:


  • #80
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    marzic wrote: »
    Who among you will be getting some guaranteed sexy time tonight? I for one will not!

    na, to tired i was last nite.
    I mounted her this mornin farted and then fired a load in her eye.
    Then she awoke.


  • #81
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    self love only for me, been single a while:(


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  • #82
    rainbow kirby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    Too single for my own good. Threads like this are depressing.


  • #83
    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    I've got two hands.;)

    I have two balls. Wanna hook up?! :pac:


  • #84
    feylya
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,365 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    rainbow kirby wrote: »
    Too single for my own good. Threads like this are depressing.

    Ya ain't gonna get any less single sitting at home on a Saturday night.

    Oh, wait. :(


  • #85
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    snyper wrote: »
    na, to tired i was last nite.
    I mounted her this mornin farted and then fired a load in her eye.
    Then she awoke.
    sicko....:rolleyes:


  • #86
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    minxie1 wrote: »
    sicko....:rolleyes:

    You think that's bad? Just ask him how old she is, you'll be "pleasantly" surprised I wager.


  • #87
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    Erick Melodic Louse wrote: »
    You think that's bad? Just ask him how old she is, you'll be "pleasantly" surprised I wager.
    id be afraid to... :eek:


  • #88
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    dSTAR wrote: »
    I am going to be doing the wild thing all night

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWrY9o618qk

    For the Youtube link.....I'm going to be loling ALL NIGHT!!! Brilliant!


  • #89
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    I am on a sexual sabbatical..


  • #90
    hunter164
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,087 ✭✭✭hunter164


    I got me some :cool:


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  • #91
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    hunter164 wrote: »
    I got me some :cool:

    :D


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