square_igloo wrote: » :eek: Christ on a bike!!! :eek: Did that actually happen people, or is it just urban legend?
minxie1 wrote: » the choccie worked!!!! :D am off up for mine :):):):)
Mirror wrote: » report back afterwards!
phelixoflaherty wrote: » Makin' the scene with a magazine. Have to figure how to tie meself up first though.
quirke_folder wrote: » I shouldnt really know this but I do. get a pair of thights and tie them to both your arms and then put the tights under the mattress. Boom your tied up but getting out needs a bit of a shimmy. Not easy but I dont know why you would bother. What can you do once tied up?
Domo230 wrote: » Im a student and im not getting any Something is wrong with the universe.
marzic wrote: » how romantic *rolls over and tells AH about the ride*
marzic wrote: » Who among you will be getting some guaranteed sexy time tonight? I for one will not!
MagicMarker wrote: » I've got two hands.;)
rainbow kirby wrote: » Too single for my own good. Threads like this are depressing.
snyper wrote: » na, to tired i was last nite. I mounted her this mornin farted and then fired a load in her eye. Then she awoke.
minxie1 wrote: » sicko....:rolleyes:
Erick Melodic Louse wrote: » You think that's bad? Just ask him how old she is, you'll be "pleasantly" surprised I wager.
dSTAR wrote: » I am going to be doing the wild thing all night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWrY9o618qk
hunter164 wrote: » I got me some :cool:
