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Whats the funniest name you've ever heard?

  • 12-11-2008 05:40PM
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭


    I honestly used to have a boss in a utiilities company called Dick Short. Best part was that at times I had to give out his email address over the phones.It was [EMAIL="shortdick@....ie"]shortdick@....ie[/EMAIL]


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  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,706 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    That email doesnt exist :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    had a teacher called tina hunt. I asked her how her brother mike was keeping and she did actually have a brother called mike. Mike hunt just say it out loud


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    seanybiker wrote: »
    had a teacher called tina hunt. I asked her how her brother mike was keeping and she did actually have a brother called mike. Mike hunt just say it out loud

    I don't get it. It's too cryptic. Stop messing with our heads man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Irish rugby league player

    wayne kerr


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Karoma wrote: »
    I don't get it. It's too cryptic. Stop messing with our heads man.
    lol thats not cryptic at all. Shout mike hunt at someone and see what they do


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Stupid Face McBollocksinhismouth. Sounds fake I know...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭Sofa_King Good


    Had an aunt called Evelyn, who married a Mr Devlin...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,349 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    there was a girl in my school called Imah Hoare....no messin:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    i knew a woman whose surname was 'horlicker'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    seanybiker wrote: »
    lol thats not cryptic at all. Shout mike hunt at someone and see what they do

    its sarcasam. U fail at reading it young man


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    Willy Stroker


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    seanybiker wrote: »
    lol thats not cryptic at all. Shout mike hunt at someone and see what they do

    I did. They look as puzzled as I feel. It's too damn cryptic. Explain it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭starflake


    Peter Mycock.... swear to god.. Had a fella called Ronald McDonald as a customer in work and a Michael Jackson...oh and Pat McCogg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭PurpleBerry


    Teacher John Bates. Or, Master Bates to all the little 8 year olds :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    bluto63 wrote: »
    Willy Stroker

    Ah yes! good old Willie

    what were his parents thinking ??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭Dancor


    Micky Phelan


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    seanybiker wrote: »
    lol thats not cryptic at all. Shout mike hunt at someone and see what they do

    Got some low-flying aircraft around your area tonight?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    there a knacker in waterford called martin luther flynn. A few elvis' around aswell


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    my brother works with a bloke called austin power


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    my brother works with a bloke called austin power
    Was just about to post same thing. Ha ha
    Brother used to work in abb with a lad called austin power


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,102 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    the best one is still that student in UL about ten years ago, Aenus Boyle.

    although, as a teenager i was with a french bird on holidays called Fanny. thought that was bad until i found out her surname was "Dupis"
    Fanny Dupis. nice.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,706 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Karoma wrote: »
    I did. They look as puzzled as I feel. It's too damn cryptic. Explain it.

    Well you see, Mike Hunt is actually a man from America who used to import cigars, tobacco, etc into Europe. His first dealings were circa 1948, 3 years after the end of WW2. At this time there was a shortage of general tobacco type products, as most of the importation companies were still struggling to gain revenue after the war.
    Mr Hunt, a well known businessman from kenneticut, saw a gap in the market and ran importing ships to and from the port of Chasapeake Bay. His initial port was on the southern tip of England, a big enough populous resided to test his "importation business". Many of the local residents bought tobacco products from him. Obviously, as these were general imports, the quality was somewhat different to the standard the locals were used to. After a period of around 3 months, many of his inital customers started getting sick. It turned out that the tobacco had begun to rot, and bacteria multiply. From this, people were very upset at him, obviously. Whenever he came into the port, people would shout out "You Cunt". After a while he was forced out of business and needed to keep residence in America.

    This is why when shouting it out, you are offending someone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    I've a few.

    I used to deal with a guy called Gay Rodgers. I worked with a dude in Australia called Sonny Day. Also, my boss in Australia was Catherine Badcock!! ha ha

    My mothers friends are called Paul and Pauline Pew. Guess what they called their daughter? PAULA! F*ckin eejits.

    All true!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭Sofa_King Good


    I remember seeing a article in an email of 2 people who shouldn't have been allowed have kids call their son Drew Peacock


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭abitlonely


    Almost all my college exams had Prof. Ronald McDonald credited on them.
    Also, Gay Horan & Ulick McGee.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    seanybiker wrote: »
    had a teacher called tina hunt. I asked her how her brother mike was keeping and she did actually have a brother called mike. Mike hunt just say it out loud

    I also knew a Mike Hunt! Hes dead now though...

    My aunt knows a Richard Head (Dick Head)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    Anel Blower.

    Seriously (from South Africa).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    or that famous irish same sex couple

    'michael fitzpatrick' and 'patrick fitzmichael'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I rode a girl called,

    olivia phelan good.

    when i was done she was


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Mary Hickey
    Isaac Weir
    Roger Meoff


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