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Would you ride Sarah Palin?

  • 06-11-2008 11:40PM
    #1
    NADA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 636 ✭✭✭


    Well. Anyone else disappointed we won't be seeing more of her. Ah god. What a Yummy Mummy! Would love to get my leg over that. Also heard rumours of a sex tape called nailin palin. Anybody wanna pm me the links?

    Would you slip Sarah Palin the Salami? 247 votes

    Yes
    0% 0 votes
    No
    82% 205 votes
    Atari Jaguar
    13% 33 votes
    No but I'd roide Yore MA!!!!
    3% 9 votes


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  • #2
    Ponster
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Ponster


    Google it. Palin and 2 Russian soldiers. 5/10


  • #3
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    markos79 wrote: »
    i was sent a link to her sex tape but it aint her in the video
    Did you honestly believe it would be?? I mean seriously did you think that the 'this time last week' potential vice president would have a sex tape on the internet for you to see?
    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


  • #4
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    i would...
    she'd need windscreen wipers for those glasses, she would so she would:D:D


  • #5
    Firetrap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,441 ✭✭✭Firetrap


    No cos I'm a wimmin' and she does nothing for me. :cool:


  • #6
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    bigtime


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  • #7
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,350 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    If they ever dropped her out of a B52 to destroy the Russians, I would ride down with her all the way into oblivion.


  • #8
    JJJJNR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,786 ✭✭✭JJJJNR


    Not


    :pac:


  • #9
    markos79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 303 ✭✭markos79


    brendansmith wrote: »
    Did you honestly believe it would be?? I mean seriously did you think that the 'this time last week' potential vice president would have a sex tape on the internet for you to see?
    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

    well she is american at the end of the day brenda!!


  • #10
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    markos79 wrote: »
    well she is american at the end of the day brenda!!
    Its Brendan thank you very much!


  • #11
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,433 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    Id drink her piss to see where it came from


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  • #12
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,350 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I think that any volunteers would be obliged to wear her husband's gimp suit.


  • #13
    Jet Black
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,846 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    Sure go on. Is this the queue? Im number 14 anyone want a swap?


  • #14
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Yes, she is a f*cking ride.


  • #15
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    wandatowell wrote: »
    Id drink her piss to see where it came from
    I like your style! Nice work!:pac:


  • #16
    Feelgood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Feelgood


    Id do her in the oval office with a cigar...:D


  • #17
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,356 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Yes and slooooow. Real sloooow and she'd know it too, when she realised clitoris wasn't a suburb of Anchorage. Unlike the rest of you keyboard porn stars. Or I'd bottle it, get drunk and fumble for a while and then pass out. Either way she's know she'd been tangoed. The latter is more likely, without the tangoed bit....

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #18
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Id ride yer ol wan, so im sure id ride sarah


  • #19
    Holsten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    I would.


  • #20
    FrostyJack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,729 ✭✭✭FrostyJack


    I would but it wouldn't be quick and she wouldn't enjoy it.Only bonus is she'd get basic geography in the morning.


  • #21
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Nah, sex is boring tbh


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  • #22
    dSTAR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    I would snowball Palin

    *No snow from Alaska has been used in this production


  • #23
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Firetrap wrote: »
    No cos I'm a wimmin' and she does nothing for me. :cool:
    Ah go on, don't be such a stick in the mud.Orgys are great fun. everybody happy! :D


  • #24
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    dSTAR wrote: »
    I would snowball Palin

    *No snow from Alaska has been used in this production
    Did you read the definition?
    Unless she has a pen1s and the ability to ejaculate i dont see it working tbh


  • #25
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    brendansmith wrote: »
    Did you read the definition?
    Unless she has a pen1s and the ability to ejaculate i dont see it working tbh
    Only one of them has to have a penis, strictly speaking, and there is an unsubstantiated rumour floating around that dStar eventually found his ... :pac:


  • #26
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Only one of them has to have a penis, strictly speaking, and there is an unsubstantiated rumour floating around that dStar eventually found his ... :pac:
    So she spit it into his mount and then he spits it back into hers?
    How is there any pleasure involved in spitting your own jizz (if it tastes as bad as it smells) into someones mouth?:pac:
    :p


  • #27
    markos79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 303 ✭✭markos79


    brendansmith wrote: »
    Its Brendan thank you very much!


    ok brenda!


  • #28
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    brendansmith wrote: »
    So she spit it into his mount and then he spits it back into hers?
    How is there any pleasure involved in spitting your own jizz (if it tastes as bad as it smells) into someones mouth?:pac:
    :p
    I never said it was a good idea, I said it was possible.

    And how did you think adding a second dick and a second load of spunk would improve it?! ^_~


  • #29
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    She is fantastic. I'd ride her in a second.


  • #30
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    I never said it was a good idea, I said it was possible.

    And how did you think adding a second dick and a second load of spunk would improve it?! ^_~
    I just thought it would be a one way system, but I guess waste makes haste!


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  • #31
    villager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 188 ✭✭villager


    definitely would ride her, have thing for older women. she would end up with a face like a painters radio:D


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