Would you ride Sarah Palin?

NADA

Well. Anyone else disappointed we won't be seeing more of her. Ah god. What a Yummy Mummy! Would love to get my leg over that. Also heard rumours of a sex tape called nailin palin. Anybody wanna pm me the links?

Ponster

Google it. Palin and 2 Russian soldiers. 5/10

brendansmith

markos79 wrote: »

i was sent a link to her sex tape but it aint her in the video

Did you honestly believe it would be?? I mean seriously did you think that the 'this time last week' potential vice president would have a sex tape on the internet for you to see?
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

staker

i would...
she'd need windscreen wipers for those glasses, she would so she would:D:D

Firetrap

No cos I'm a wimmin' and she does nothing for me. :cool:

MooseJam

bigtime

ejmaztec

If they ever dropped her out of a B52 to destroy the Russians, I would ride down with her all the way into oblivion.

JJJJNR

Not


:pac:

markos79

brendansmith wrote: »

Did you honestly believe it would be?? I mean seriously did you think that the 'this time last week' potential vice president would have a sex tape on the internet for you to see?
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

well she is american at the end of the day brenda!!

brendansmith

markos79 wrote: »

well she is american at the end of the day brenda!!

Its Brendan thank you very much!

wandatowell

Id drink her piss to see where it came from

ejmaztec

I think that any volunteers would be obliged to wear her husband's gimp suit.

Jet Black

Sure go on. Is this the queue? Im number 14 anyone want a swap?

Dave!

Yes, she is a f*cking ride.

brendansmith

wandatowell wrote: »

Id drink her piss to see where it came from

I like your style! Nice work!:pac:

Feelgood

Id do her in the oval office with a cigar...:D

Wibbs

Yes and slooooow. Real sloooow and she'd know it too, when she realised clitoris wasn't a suburb of Anchorage. Unlike the rest of you keyboard porn stars. Or I'd bottle it, get drunk and fumble for a while and then pass out. Either way she's know she'd been tangoed. The latter is more likely, without the tangoed bit....

AckwelFoley

Id ride yer ol wan, so im sure id ride sarah

Holsten

I would.

FrostyJack

I would but it wouldn't be quick and she wouldn't enjoy it.Only bonus is she'd get basic geography in the morning.

brendansmith

Nah, sex is boring tbh

dSTAR

I would snowball Palin

*No snow from Alaska has been used in this production

ScumLord

Firetrap wrote: »

No cos I'm a wimmin' and she does nothing for me. :cool:

Ah go on, don't be such a stick in the mud.Orgys are great fun. everybody happy!

brendansmith

dSTAR wrote: »

I would snowball Palin

*No snow from Alaska has been used in this production

Did you read the definition?
Unless she has a pen1s and the ability to ejaculate i dont see it working tbh

randylonghorn

brendansmith wrote: »

Did you read the definition?
Unless she has a pen1s and the ability to ejaculate i dont see it working tbh

Only one of them has to have a penis, strictly speaking, and there is an unsubstantiated rumour floating around that dStar eventually found his ... :pac:

brendansmith

randylonghorn wrote: »

Only one of them has to have a penis, strictly speaking, and there is an unsubstantiated rumour floating around that dStar eventually found his ... :pac:

So she spit it into his mount and then he spits it back into hers?
How is there any pleasure involved in spitting your own jizz (if it tastes as bad as it smells) into someones mouth?:pac:

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markos79

brendansmith wrote: »

Its Brendan thank you very much!

ok brenda!

randylonghorn

brendansmith wrote: »

So she spit it into his mount and then he spits it back into hers?
How is there any pleasure involved in spitting your own jizz (if it tastes as bad as it smells) into someones mouth?:pac:

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I never said it was a good idea, I said it was possible.

And how did you think adding a second dick and a second load of spunk would improve it?! ^_~

Mossy Monk

She is fantastic. I'd ride her in a second.

brendansmith

randylonghorn wrote: »

I never said it was a good idea, I said it was possible.

And how did you think adding a second dick and a second load of spunk would improve it?! ^_~

I just thought it would be a one way system, but I guess waste makes haste!

villager

definitely would ride her, have thing for older women. she would end up with a face like a painters radio:D

randylonghorn

brendansmith wrote: »

I just thought it would be a one way system, but I guess waste makes haste!

Two dicks does not a one-way system make! :pac:

Anyway, on topic, can't say Palin would do much for the angle of the dangle, but I suppose for a 44 year old who has had 5 kids she's not that bad either.

If I was desperate, and the lights were out, mabbeh ... !

peanuthead

http://uk.images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fuk.images.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fei%3DUTF-8%26p%3Dsarah%2520palin%26rd%3Dr1%26fr2%3Dtab-web%26fr%3Dyfp-t-501&w=238&h=500&imgurl=static.flickr.com%2F3241%2F2809818272_0c9b13b2fe.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Figeldard%2F2809818272%2F&size=68.1kB&name=Sarah+Palin%3F&p=sarah+palin&type=JPG&oid=75d45250b9ba97c0&fusr=Ian+Geldard&tit=Sarah+Palin%3F&hurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Figeldard%2F&no=10&tt=23,866&sigr=11h4mibpi&sigi=11gdffhvh&sigb=137dcm9go&sigh=116ijskc7

I know its not really her, but thought you guys might like it anyway

dSTAR

Some guys/girls like rimming, rainbow kisses, strap ons, ass to mouth and snowballing amongst other sexual practices outside the norm. Palin after having had 6 kids its most likely trying to push a pencil up O'Connell Street so no doubt you would have to resort to deviant practices to get her off.

Do she practice some of this stuff?

You betcha ;-)

dotsman

dSTAR wrote: »

Some guys/girls like rimming, rainbow kisses, strap ons, ass to mouth and snowballing amongst other sexual practices outside the norm. Palin after having had 6 kids its most likely trying to push a pencil up O'Connell Street so no doubt you would have to resort to deviant practices to get her off.

Do she practice some of this stuff?

You betcha ;-)

Wait, ATM is outside the norm???

But I thought all the cool kids did it!

Dudess

She's got that filthy secretary thing going on in spades doesn't she? Definitely looks like one of those porno-set-in-an-office chicks.

Xavi6

Yeah I'd give her a shot in the face.

brendansmith

dotsman wrote: »

Wait, ATM is outside the norm???

But I thought all the cool kids did it!

Chicks love it.
Makes em feel empowered!:pac:

dSTAR

dotsman wrote: »

Wait, ATM is outside the norm???

But I thought all the cool kids did it!

Well I guess it depends which sites you peruse such as Barely Legal, Sorority Girls and Cheerleaders Creampied.

stovelid

Yup.

Dudess

"Yup" as in... you peruse the sites listed in the post above you?

corcaigh07

she reminds me of Dr.Melfi in the sopranos. therefore, yes i would.

towel401

dotsman wrote: »

Wait, ATM is outside the norm???

But I thought all the cool kids did it!

i thought all the cool kids used prepaid credit cards...

randylonghorn

towel401 wrote: »

i thought all the cool kids used prepaid credit cards...

Not for that purpose I hope? O_O

/winces

Medlar

shes a dirty damp yoke, i wouldnt ride her with george bushes micky.....:pac:

hopalong85

yeah, i would.

PeakOutput

**** ye

Black Swan

Can't understand why lads find that old Northern Exposure wacko diva attractive.:rolleyes:

brendansmith

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Can't understand why lads find that old Northern Exposure wacko diva attractive.:rolleyes:

Her attractivness maybe?

Fizman

I wouldn't ride her into battle.


/Seriously tho......................................Yes, Only Raunchy Elevated Manoeuvers Allowed.

One Cold Hand

I'm surprised Charlie McHugh hasn't been along with his 'poundit' gif!