What's the worst thing you've accidentally done?

Mr. CooL ICE · 05-11-2008 05:35PM

When I was 8, some friends of my parents called over for tea. Afterwards, I was watching TV and one of the friends came in and started tickling my feet. Through flailing, I kicked him right in the eye, giving him a massive shiner. Unfortunately, he was going to his brother's wedding the next day as the best man :pac:

On the other hand; Tickle a ticklish person and you deserve what you get

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

i did the same with a cancer joke!

I did the same with a dyslexia joke!

Fizman · 05-11-2008 05:37PM

When I was about 11/12 I was out in the front garden with my dads golf clubs. I was swinging with his driver for a while, not swinging at balls or anything, just brushing the grass. All of a sudden, at the end of one swing, i felt a thud.

My sister (about 8 at the time) had come over to see what i was doing (little did i know) and at the end of the swing, I had cracked her over the head with the club!!:eek:

She had a nice black eye for about a week. My parents got some bad looks for a while! :pac:

I also dislocated my other sisters arm around the same time. She was about 4 yrs old and was refusing to get up off the ground, so I grabbed her hand and yanked and POP! I strolled off to the toilet in the hope that it would have popped back into place and that her weeping would have also stopped. Neither happened. I got in trouble.

dodgyme · 05-11-2008 05:46PM

jebuz wrote: »

I've had enough. I'm putting you on ignore. And also anyone else who says it

says what?

AckwelFoley · 05-11-2008 06:34PM

I accidentally raped my ex's cat.
Yea, daft i know, i was drunk and had kitty mistaken for her dog fufu

motherfunker · 05-11-2008 06:42PM

Wagon wrote: »

Threw out half a pancake from Lemon cos i wasn't able to finish, only to see a homeless bloke sitting on the other side of the bin looking at me. Oh it was a bad moment.

My friend gave a homeless guy half a hot dog from Rasher Byrnes and he threw it straight back at him. Dont feel bad, most of them just want smack.

beertons · 05-11-2008 06:49PM

I told a wheelchair joke to a fellow scout (years ago), not knowing that his Dad is in a wheelchair. We never really spoke again. And to rub it in, there's been loads of articles on his Dad over the years.........he's a guard and works in Dublin Castle Traffic Dept. Happened in the line of Duty.

*/ hangs head in shame

ToxicPaddy · 05-11-2008 06:54PM

Out on a work night out, messing with one of the lads and he jokingly kicked me in the a$$.. then turned around, so me being full of drink turned and unwittingly gave him a full force kick up between the legs, connected perfectly with the family jewels and lifted him a few inches off the ground.. :eek:

Que him collapsing and rolling around on the ground in complete agony, howling and holding the said family jewels..

Poor lad was limping for a few days after that.. oops

zuroph · 05-11-2008 06:58PM

while on a youth club trip away we started pranking etc over the night, there was a girl asleep in one of the rooms, and i was dared to put toothpaste in her hair. we had the lights off and i grabbed the tube of toothpaste and went to squeeze it into her hair when suddenly the thing squirted a lot easier than it should, right into her eye. she immediately put her hand to her face and rubbed it right into both eyes. i ran out of the room, looked at the tube, it was deep heat gel. tok several hours of eyebaths for her to get her sight back, and i never owned up.

Frisbee · 05-11-2008 07:06PM

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

i did the same with a cancer joke!

AIDS joke here!

04KY wrote: »

Can somebody ban this guy?

Why? You'd have to ban about half the people who post in AH

Prof.Badass · 05-11-2008 07:07PM

04KY wrote: »

Can somebody ban this guy?

I love the way some people feel the need to create sock puppet accounts when they want to say something bad about me

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Taco Corp · 05-11-2008 07:53PM

At a house party few year back, someone decided it was a great idea to play football in a narrow corridor. A few people fell over; I fell over them and landed on one girls head. Blood everywhere, her nose was pumping it. Saw her a few days later and she told me her nose was a little crooked!

Orange69 · 05-11-2008 07:57PM

Frisbee wrote: »

AIDS joke here!

Mine was a necrotizing fasciitis joke...

Vain · 05-11-2008 08:20PM

Iv broken loads of stuff thats wasn't mine.. Ooops

tony1kenobi · 05-11-2008 08:30PM

I used to panel a radio show and gave away the twist at the end of the Sixth Sense.

And last week I accidentally killed Jennifer Hudsons' family.

Pighead · 05-11-2008 08:33PM

Pighead once broke his cat's neck during a game of Penalty King with flossy and spud in the back garden. Peno was a beauty and would undoubtedly have nestled into the corner but buttons had other ideas and for reasons unknown launched herself across the garden stopping the ball and simultaneously breaking her neck.

She lived for another 7 years after that, walking into walls and doors with her crooked neck. And worst of all it was all for nothing as Pighead got to retake the penalty and scored anyway. Sleep well dear buttons.

neuro-praxis · 05-11-2008 08:59PM

During fairs day one year (the day when all clubs and socs recruit new members) I was going around the main hall with fliers and lollipops for my soc. I whipped up a flier to hand to someone who was approaching and GAVE A GIRL BESIDE ME A PAPER-CUT ON HER EYEBALL.

Seriously. It was bad. She went to hospital and all.

eyresquare · 05-11-2008 09:03PM

i told john mccain that he had won.my had i counted up that one wrong

Maddison · 05-11-2008 09:06PM

Mines quite like the very 1st post....when my little boy was just crawling my mobile phone decided It no longer wanted to work for me & like the calm headed person I am I threw it onto the floor where it bounced on the carpet & smacked my son(who by the way was a ''safe'' distance away) above the eye & split him. I dont know who cried more me or him!!!!Still havent forgiven myself & he has a tiny little scar because of me:(

Aisling(",) · 05-11-2008 09:08PM

i cought my nephews fingers in the front door before when we were younger and playing chasing.i thought slamming the door would stop him didnt cop he'd got that close behind me.ooops

Caoimhín · 05-11-2008 09:12PM

When i was young and foolish, i was in the pub one night with the lads. I drank too much and suddenly my stomach started retching. I made a run for the toilet and put my hand to my mouth to stop any violent explosions of Guinessy vomit. Alas the vomit came with such force that it sprayed out from between my fingers and hit some young lady square between the eyes.

Now it was a long time ago, im a different man now, honest.

Another time, When i was about 14, i had made a habbit of annoying my classmates by burping into their faces. Now one particular morning I decided to do this first thing in the morning. Up i went to the class nerd and let off a big belch.
Unfortunately, a large amount of my Weetabix breakfast came up as well and into the poor fellows face.

I have changed, im very shy now and wouldn't hurt a fly.

drunkenmess · 05-11-2008 09:18PM

Fizman wrote: »

When I was about 11/12 I was out in the front garden with my dads golf clubs. I was swinging with his driver for a while, not swinging at balls or anything, just brushing the grass. All of a sudden, at the end of one swing, i felt a thud.

My sister (about 8 at the time) had come over to see what i was doing (little did i know) and at the end of the swing, I had cracked her over the head with the club!!:eek:

She had a nice black eye for about a week. My parents got some bad looks for a while! :pac:

I also dislocated my other sisters arm around the same time. She was about 4 yrs old and was refusing to get up off the ground, so I grabbed her hand and yanked and POP! I strolled off to the toilet in the hope that it would have popped back into place and that her weeping would have also stopped. Neither happened. I got in trouble.

Weird! I also hit my sister in the face with a golf club!

05-11-2008 09:19PM

Accidentally murdered various kittens.

Eaten cooked rodent fluff sprinkled toast.

Projectile vomited on a bus driver...(Yes that far).....He never forgave me tbh.

Maddison · 05-11-2008 09:22PM

Irishcrx wrote: »

Was pushing a trolly full of toys a few xmas's ago while working in Smyths and some little kid ran out in front of it, didn't see him and ended up running him down....badly...

YOU............my child walks with a limp over you

just kidding it was funny when I said in my head

Captain Slow IRL · 05-11-2008 09:43PM

LordChessington wrote: »

On the other hand; Tickle a ticklish person and you deserve what you get

I elbowed the other half in the nose recently when she tried tickling me - it wasn't too bad, no bruises but I did draw blood

Then this other time, at band camp, (or work) I had reached out for a door latch while looking backwards to acknowledge someone. My hand rested on a very soft door, so I looked around and had my hand on the receptionist's tit.

sam34 · 05-11-2008 10:12PM

Captain Slow IRL wrote: »

Then this other time, at band camp, (or work) I had reached out for a door latch while looking backwards to acknowledge someone. My hand rested on a very soft door, so I looked around and had my hand on the receptionist's tit.

lol, that happened me once- well, i was the person whose tit was accidentally fondled!

i once knocked a little kid right over while striding through a shoping centre (was rushing to get to a particular shop, totally single-minded, that kid didnt stand a chance)

sam34 · 05-11-2008 10:13PM

drunkenmess wrote: »

Weird! I also hit my sister in the face with a golf club!

and my big brother also did this to me.
not fun to be on the receiving end of that:mad:

XxlauraxX · 05-11-2008 10:16PM

sam34 wrote: »

and my bib brother also did this to me.
not fun to be on the receiving end of that:mad:

Same with me but it was with them Swing Ball yokes it was very painful

:(

Laura

Ricky91t · 05-11-2008 10:32PM

Two school things.
ONe fella punched me in the chest so i turned round to hit him back(just messing) and he crouched full force punch into the mouth!Man i felt bad even knocked a tooth out

Another time a fella shouldered me i turned round to push him and my palm went straight into his nose and he got a nose bleed :pac:

komodosp · 05-11-2008 11:32PM

Not sure if this counts cos it wasn't actually my fault... But accidentally screwed up a database at work resulting in about 6 people having to work until about midnight (worse still, I wasn't one of them!)

The reason it wasn't my fault is that there were certain codes we were supposed to use to update the database, and I was told that I was using the wrong one and what to change it to by the QA team. It turned out I had originally been using the right one originally, and the one they had given to me made the system update it wrongly, which screwed up the the whole thing.

Ann22 · 05-11-2008 11:50PM

I stabbed my brother once by accident.:o I was eating my dinner on my knee while we were arguing, he walked past me and said something smart. I just meant to give his bumcheek a nudge with the steakknife but to my horror it sank in about half an inch, didn't realise it was going to be so soft,:(he hopped about rubbing his bum and shouting 'she's after sticking a fork in me or something!' My mother said 'Don't be so silly!' It bled for days. Feck sake even thinking about it makes me feel sick.

What's the worst thing you've accidentally done?

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