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  • #32
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    I'd just love to be on the other end of that complaints line and tell these folk to 'harden the f*** up'.


  • #33
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    The Master wrote: »
    You should kill a hooker , wrap her in an old carpet and get a truck driver to despose of the body for you.
    It'll relax you no end


    If wonder if the "that guy told me to do it" defence would hold up in court?


  • #34
    Duiske
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,086 ✭✭✭Duiske


    Robbo wrote: »
    Y-shaped coffin?

    :D Classic !!


  • #35
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    I am indignant! Oh look, a tree.


  • #36
    b0bsquish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 459 ✭✭b0bsquish


    I think everyone needs to go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/complaints_stage1.shtml

    and complain!




    ... about the idiots that are complaining/send clarkson praise.

    Every praise sent has to undo a complaint...a sort of yin yang (no not those dodgy merc things) type thing surely?


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  • #37
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    From the BBC complaints website:
    Compliant
    We've received complaints from viewers who were unhappy about the scenes featuring a dog trapped in a burning house in Casualty on Saturday 25th October 2008.

    Feckin' hell! :confused:


  • #38
    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    From the BBC complaints website:



    Feckin' hell! :confused:

    :( Right, people have started to marry and concieve with houseplants. There's no other explaination.


  • #39
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    We should try it with RTE.

    Dear Sir/Madam,

    I am writing to issue a complaint about your programming between January 1st 1986 and Novemeber 3rd 2008.

    It's ****e.

    Sincerly,
    Me.

    P.S - It's really, really ****e.


  • #40
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Dear RTE,

    I was outraged that Pat Kennys left eye implied on me that I should go on a murderous rampage killing mostly badgers. This is not the sort of thing I expect from a national broadcaster.

    Your sincerely
    Captain Planet.


  • #41
    Nick_oliveri
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭Nick_oliveri


    b0bsquish wrote: »
    I think everyone needs to go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/complaints_stage1.shtml

    and complain!
    me wrote:
    I wish to express my dismay at seeing people have been compaining about Clarksons jest at the truckers in the latest Top Gear episode. What is wrong with these people? Ringing in or using this website to complain about a good sense of humor?

    I am complaining against these dry lifeless human beings that would like nothing more than to decimate a show that they couldnt care less for by creating mountains out of molehills, yes, I am making a complaint against the complainers, name and shame i say!
    :pac: Pretty ****e, here you b0bsquish, do better!!?


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  • #42
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Dear RTE,

    I want to complain about the censorship of that oul fella that stormed the Late Late show. Pat Kenny IS an a***hole,

    Your sincerely,

    A not very loyal viewer.


  • #43
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Pat Kennys left eye implied on me that I should go on a murderous rampage killing mostly badgers. .

    That happens to you too?

    Thank god, i thought i was the only one.


  • #44
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Dyflin wrote: »
    Too late :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    The bastion of moral Journalism has saved the day again.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/index.html


  • #45
    SarahJ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 716 ✭✭✭SarahJ


    I think the only people who have grounds to complain about this are hookers


  • #46
    rccaulfield
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭rccaulfield


    Dont agree with the compaint- but i still reckon clarkson an attention seeking tool!


  • #47
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    SarahJ wrote: »
    I think the only people who have grounds to complain about this are hookers

    Why? How did he insult them?

    If he'd said "kill a binman" would the binmen have grounds to complain?

    Or an accountant?

    Or a waitress?


  • #48
    SarahJ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 716 ✭✭✭SarahJ


    Sofaspud wrote: »
    Why? How did he insult them?

    If he'd said "kill a binman" would the binmen have grounds to complain?

    Or an accountant?

    Or a waitress?


    Umm, it was a joke.......


  • #49
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    SarahJ wrote: »
    Umm, it was a joke.......

    No it wasn't you hooker killer. Shame on you...


  • #50
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    SarahJ wrote: »
    Umm, it was a joke.......

    So I killed a whore for a joke?... Is that what your trying to tell me?.


  • #51
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,540 ✭✭✭Homer


    SarahJ wrote: »
    I think the only people who have grounds to complain about this are hookers

    They'd have to get my cock out of their mouths to do that.. No chance :p


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  • #52
    SarahJ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 716 ✭✭✭SarahJ


    I'm a hooker.


  • #53
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Homer wrote: »
    They'd have to get my cock out of their mouths to do that.. No chance :p

    Aye, its a bugger getting small things out from between your teeth.....


  • #54
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    SarahJ wrote: »
    Umm, it was a joke.......

    Damn, my righteous indignation was needless :(

    Back to the jokes!

    So a hooker goes into a bar, and asks the barman if he wants a good time.

    Then a truck driver comes in and murders her violently.
    Or maybe it was Mairt.

    *badumbum tish*


  • #55
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,772 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Sofaspud wrote: »
    Damn, my righteous indignation was needless :(

    Back to the jokes!

    So a hooker goes into a bar, and asks the barman if he wants a good time.

    Then a truck driver comes in and murders her violently.
    Or maybe it was Mairt.

    *badumbum tish*
    I like it. but it could with more of a back story. like for example why was Mairt dressed as a hooker??


  • #56
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Quazzie2002 wrote: »
    I like it. but it could with more of a back story. like for example why was Mairt dressed as a hooker??

    It's something I've always wanted to know . . .

    Mairt? Explanation please?


  • #57
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    SarahJ wrote: »
    I'm a hooker.

    I foresee a rise in your profile visits.


  • #58
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    SarahJ wrote: »
    I'm a hooker.
    Just remember Mairt can only be killed by decapitation. Good luck.


  • #59
    TONY T
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭TONY T


    The Master wrote: »
    You should kill a hooker , wrap her in an old carpet and get a truck driver to despose of the body for you.
    It'll relax you no end

    Sado's


  • #60
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,540 ✭✭✭Homer


    javaboy wrote: »
    I foresee a rise in your profile late night home visits.

    FYP :p


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  • #61
    galwayguy22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭galwayguy22


    7 Million people watched the show on Sunday night, and before it was reported on by newspapers and websites, there was only 188 complaints.

    I think Stephen Fry said it best when he siad "You’re offended? So ****ing what?"

    188 YAHOOS got offended, who cares, lets move on.


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