It's all kicking off again

m@cc@

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7707641.stm

Anyone who watches Top Gear should know the kinda humour involved. And seriously, who get so annoyed about something on tv that they can be a**ed to find out the phone number to complain?

Nick_oliveri

"Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day," he said.

Oooh, someone call a lawyer, theres humour afoot!
Clarkson should be given a massive platinum medal, hes a legend.

junior_apollo

Massive difference between Clarkson's and that knob-end Brand's comments

source

People like that should go and find something else to do with their time instead of ruining fun for everyone else.

arybvtcw0eolkf

m@cc@ wrote: »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7707641.stm

Anyone who watches Top Gear should know the kinda humour involved. And seriously, who get so annoyed about something on tv that they can be a**ed to find out the phone number to complain?

There's a lot to be said for common as muck 'cop on, Clarkson's almost constant anti-German slurs (when testing German cars) going unpunished as led him into a false sense of his own importance.

He's a shoit bag.

Varkov

Mairt wrote: »

There's a lot to be said for common as muck 'cop on, Clarkson's almost constant anti-German slurs (when testing German cars) going unpunished as led him into a false sense of his own importance.

He's a shoit bag.

Clarkson is a fuzzy haired miracle of nature.

You're the shoit bag.

CHD

Brand and Clarkson are both twats, hopefully there careers are ruined.

iPlop

Mairt wrote: »

He's a shoit bag.

ha ha shoit bag:D

Mr. CooL ICE

Clarkson is a legend.



End of story.

aidan_walsh

Just wait until the Daily Mail readership hear about it.

SarahJ

Just wait til the rest of Britain hears about it. They'll all be ringing up. Even though they didn't watch it. Or hear about it. Or read about it. Someone just told them about it in conversation.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Varkov wrote: »

You're the shoit bag.

Tut, tut..

:rolleyes:

KilOit

Nothing will happen to Clarkson he's too popular and his fans love his humour don't watch the show if you don't like abit of dark humour, Clarkson takes the piss out of everyone and himself

thelordofcheese

Excellent news.

Brand, Ross and now that windbag Clarkson.

Life is good.

ScumLord

People who complain about minor stuff like this should just have their radios and Tvs taken off them and told to shut the **** up and keep their stupid opinions to themselves.

Tabnabs

aidan_walsh wrote: »

Just wait until the Daily Mail readership hear about it.

Too late :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

arybvtcw0eolkf

SarahJ wrote: »

Just wait til the rest of Britain hears about it. They'll all be ringing up. Even though they didn't watch it. Or hear about it. Or read about it. Someone just told them about it in conversation.

But you see this is where it comes down to cop on and a false sense of one's own popularity.

People like Clarkson (and personally I think he's damn good at what he does) and Brandt will always have their enemies waiting in the wings - and one should NEVER give one's enemies ammunition to use against one's self.

Thats just folly.

I hope he's not fired, or murdered by whores but I do hope he wakes up and cops onto some of the stupid things he says.

stovelid

The BBC should turn all the phones in the complaints department to premium rate lines, and use the surplus revenue to reduce the license fee for non-morons.

Quazzie

The complete series of Top Gear is filmed (except the studio part, which is filmed on Wednesday prior to showing) so there is not a hope of the Beeb sacking or suspending Jeremy Clarkson. To do either would be to throw away every bit of money they spent on the show(one of the biggest budgets on TV)

Dragan

The Iceni Project, a charity which had helped some of the murdered prostitutes in Ipswich......

How do you help a dead hooker?:pac:

SarahJ

Mairt wrote: »

I hope he's not fired, or murdered by whores

Haha that would be his comeuppance wouldn't it

mike65

Except Clarkson to have a pop at the Mail next Sunday.

Mike

r3nu4l

Mairt wrote: »

I hope he's not fired, or murdered by whores

At least Clarkson had the decency not to call them whores...

Also, he's the first to admit that he loves German cars.

He's also the first to admit that he says and does what he does for entertainment. If people don't like it they'll complain, as they are now. He may learn from it, or more likely, joke about it

I remember Billy Connolly got booed off stage when he urged Iraqi insurgents to just get on with beheading Ken Bigley instead of making videos threatening to do it. I still think Connolly is great and what he said was far worse than what Clarkson said.

m@cc@

r3nu4l wrote: »

Also, he's the first to admit that he loves German cars.

He also saves the majority of his slagging off for everything British.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Dragan wrote: »

How do you help a dead hooker?:pac:

At least I had the decency to call them "whores".

:P

r3nu4l

Mairt wrote: »

At least I had the decency to call them "whores".

:P

Kudos

monkeyfudge

Dragan wrote: »

How do you help a dead hooker?:pac:

Ever seen the film 'Frankenhooker'?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099611/

I'd imagine it's something like that.

Robbo

Dragan wrote: »

How do you help a dead hooker?:pac:

Y-shaped coffin?

Turd Ferguson

Words cannot describe how stupid this is. I hope all these idiots that complained for this and the Sachs incident* get cancer and die.



*BTW the Daily Mail have started to call this ManuelGate. WTF? How much of a fucking moron do you have to be to just put gate at the end of it. Watergate was the name of the HOTEL. Calling things ManuelGate or ShilpaGate or BertieGate or whatever is just the lowest form of wit.


Baaahhhhhh I'm angry about this :mad::mad::mad::mad:

The Master

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Baaahhhhhh I'm angry about this :mad::mad::mad::mad:

You should kill a hooker , wrap her in an old carpet and get a truck driver to despose of the body for you.
It'll relax you no end

Wagon

Mairt wrote: »

But you see this is where it comes down to cop on and a false sense of one's own popularity.

People like Clarkson (and personally I think he's damn good at what he does) and Brandt will always have their enemies waiting in the wings - and one should NEVER give one's enemies ammunition to use against one's self.

Thats just folly.

I hope he's not fired, or murdered by whores but I do hope he wakes up and cops onto some of the stupid things he says.

People will complain and bitch just for attention though. That's all it is anymore, just one long shower of crap about fools getting offended on others behalf. Things are getting too PC.

m@cc@

I'd just love to be on the other end of that complaints line and tell these folk to 'harden the f*** up'.

Turd Ferguson

The Master wrote: »

You should kill a hooker , wrap her in an old carpet and get a truck driver to despose of the body for you.
It'll relax you no end

If wonder if the "that guy told me to do it" defence would hold up in court?

Duiske

Robbo wrote: »

Y-shaped coffin?

Classic !!

Sherifu

I am indignant! Oh look, a tree.

b0bsquish

I think everyone needs to go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/complaints_stage1.shtml

and complain!




... about the idiots that are complaining/send clarkson praise.

Every praise sent has to undo a complaint...a sort of yin yang (no not those dodgy merc things) type thing surely?

m@cc@

From the BBC complaints website:

Compliant
We've received complaints from viewers who were unhappy about the scenes featuring a dog trapped in a burning house in Casualty on Saturday 25th October 2008.

Feckin' hell!

Wagon

m@cc@ wrote: »

From the BBC complaints website:



Feckin' hell!

Right, people have started to marry and concieve with houseplants. There's no other explaination.

Dragan

We should try it with RTE.

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am writing to issue a complaint about your programming between January 1st 1986 and Novemeber 3rd 2008.

It's ****e.

Sincerly,
Me.

P.S - It's really, really ****e.

ScumLord

Dear RTE,

I was outraged that Pat Kennys left eye implied on me that I should go on a murderous rampage killing mostly badgers. This is not the sort of thing I expect from a national broadcaster.

Your sincerely
Captain Planet.

Nick_oliveri

b0bsquish wrote: »

I think everyone needs to go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/complaints_stage1.shtml

and complain!

me wrote:

I wish to express my dismay at seeing people have been compaining about Clarksons jest at the truckers in the latest Top Gear episode. What is wrong with these people? Ringing in or using this website to complain about a good sense of humor?

I am complaining against these dry lifeless human beings that would like nothing more than to decimate a show that they couldnt care less for by creating mountains out of molehills, yes, I am making a complaint against the complainers, name and shame i say!

:pac: Pretty ****e, here you b0bsquish, do better!!?

m@cc@

Dear RTE,

I want to complain about the censorship of that oul fella that stormed the Late Late show. Pat Kenny IS an a***hole,

Your sincerely,

A not very loyal viewer.

Caoimhín

ScumLord wrote: »

Pat Kennys left eye implied on me that I should go on a murderous rampage killing mostly badgers. .

That happens to you too?

Thank god, i thought i was the only one.

Nodin

Dyflin wrote: »

Too late :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

The bastion of moral Journalism has saved the day again.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/index.html

SarahJ

I think the only people who have grounds to complain about this are hookers

rccaulfield

Dont agree with the compaint- but i still reckon clarkson an attention seeking tool!

Sofaspud

SarahJ wrote: »

I think the only people who have grounds to complain about this are hookers

Why? How did he insult them?

If he'd said "kill a binman" would the binmen have grounds to complain?

Or an accountant?

Or a waitress?

SarahJ

Sofaspud wrote: »

Why? How did he insult them?

If he'd said "kill a binman" would the binmen have grounds to complain?

Or an accountant?

Or a waitress?

Umm, it was a joke.......

4zn76tysfajdxp

SarahJ wrote: »

Umm, it was a joke.......

No it wasn't you hooker killer. Shame on you...

arybvtcw0eolkf

SarahJ wrote: »

Umm, it was a joke.......

So I killed a whore for a joke?... Is that what your trying to tell me?.

Homer

SarahJ wrote: »

I think the only people who have grounds to complain about this are hookers

They'd have to get my cock out of their mouths to do that.. No chance