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Grower or a shower?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Grower,


    plus you need to take into account girth and density....Ive given many an unsuspecting girl a balck eye.

    Its pretty brutish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    azezil wrote: »
    Just thinking about this recently, I think on average more guys are growers than showers, so I figured I'd start a poll to find out ^_^
    So you've given up on RL research in favour of an online poll?! :eek: :pac:

    Never thought the day would come, Az! :D

    (Mostly a grower, btw.)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    I'm a grower and I like it. The look on her face when is triples in size is just priceless :D
    Only triples?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    Grower in the shower....probably something to do with the touching.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39 Acid Tongue


    lol @ this being Thread of the Day!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    What's with all the sex threads in AH lately? I mightn't have subscribed if I thought I could get my pervy fix in AH for free.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Mark me down as "Giant Redwood"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭ZzubZzub


    I <3 this thread!

    Input: I prefer the growers. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    javaboy wrote: »
    What's with all the sex threads in AH lately? I mightn't have subscribed if I thought I could get my pervy fix in AH for free.



    I think its the anti-cyclone overhead at the moment...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 857 ✭✭✭Corega


    azezil wrote: »
    Grower, only ever saw one shower. I was a bit taken aback at first, thought "dear jesus how big's that gonna get!" :eek: ... but then it didn't get any bigger :(

    Were you disappointed or "relieved"? :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Disappointed of course ;P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    So a Grower is someone with a small flaccid penis, which makes the erect version seem very impressive

    While a Shower is someone with a large flaccid penis, but doesn't get that much bigger when erect.

    Would this be accurate?
    Sort of, it is really the ratio of size increase. So the grower could be huge and get twice as big, the shower could be tiny and get no bigger.

    azezil wrote: »
    Just thinking about this recently, I think on average more guys are growers than showers, so I figured I'd start a poll to find out ^_^
    Depends on your definition of average, the way you could determine grower or shower would be if they are above or below average, and therefore the average is on the borderline. So by definition 50% should be grower & 50% shower.

    But there could be more on one side, the average erect is now generally accepted as 5" and flaccid I think is 3.5". But more men are below average than above, i.e. 3 guys, 2 are 4", 1 is 7", average is 5". Some may have heard of 6" being average, and it is if you let men measure themselves and tell you the result, i.e. they lie, and that study that got 6" average allowed self measurement. Other studies were measured by doctors or nurses but on a volunteer basis, no 2" guy is going to turn up to be humiliated/embarrassed in front of a female nurse! while the tommy lees out there would be itching to show it off. The 5" is possibly still too high for this reason.

    It would also depend on the climate and race. In a cold climate you should have more growers due to shrinkage. Erectile tissue will contract to reduce its surface area and therefore hold in heat better, i.e. less surface area for heat to escape, like cold nipples. In warmer climates the opposite happens, and races can evolve that way. So blacks would be more showers than growers, due to evolving in warm climates. During the slave trade era the biggest strongest men would have been taken from africa, having higher testosterone etc they were already bigger than average, they were often traded naked, and this coupled with the fact they were showers sparked the myth of all blacks being hung like horses, i.e. the white traders would think all races "grew" the same amount and therefore they must get absolutely huge.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 634 ✭✭✭nomorebadtown


    eh, way to suck every last salty drop of fun out of this thread rubadub!

    ps. grower.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39 Acid Tongue


    lol, 99 growers and only 3 showers. At least you're honest when it's anonymous :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Bath


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    lol, 99 growers and only 3 showers. At least you're honest when it's anonymous :pac:

    read: 99 people have a small cock


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39 Acid Tongue


    davyjose wrote: »
    read: 99 people have a small cock

    And it's up to 100 now :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Cleeo wrote: »
    I <3 this thread!

    Input: I prefer the growers. :)

    Do you want to see my grower? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    Do you want to see my grower? :pac:

    pics or stfu!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    And it's up to 100 now :pac:

    That was me, Lol :D:pac::D


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    A grower, if I ever get an erection I fear the world would end, it's that big.

    In theory.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    S'funny, I heard you were a show-er ... down the docks, the loos in the railway station, even on Shop St. one night! >_>


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    That girl on shop st was asking for it! 'Do you know what the time is?' Read through it straight away. 50% of people enjoy my metal enhanced appearances.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    That girl on shop st was asking for it! 'Do you know what the time is?' Read through it straight away. 50% of people enjoy my metal enhanced appearances.
    Bet she was disappointed that the little hand is stuck permanently at 6, though! :pac:


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