Grower or a shower?

azezil · 31-10-2008 1:56pm #1

Just thinking about this recently, I think on average more guys are growers than showers, so I figured I'd start a poll to find out ^_^

The Master · 31-10-2008 1:57pm

IBTL , Grower by the way

Cuddlesworth · 31-10-2008 1:59pm

Shower, trench coat and playground FTW.

Kiera · 31-10-2008 2:00pm

Ok i know i'm a girl but i'd still like to know what you are talking about?

stovelid · 31-10-2008 2:01pm

My grower is like the average shower.

Millie · 31-10-2008 2:02pm

What the hell??

DubArk · 31-10-2008 2:03pm

My shower is like the average grower.:)

The Master · 31-10-2008 2:04pm

Kiera wrote: »

Ok i know i'm a girl but i'd still like to know what you are talking about?

We're describing the size of our special purpose;)

niceirishfella · 31-10-2008 2:04pm

This is the internet, so - I'm a Shower - its massive, 10 inches long:eek: blah, blah,blah

on the internet, everyones penis is longer, bigger, harder,wider than everyone elses.:D

stovelid · 31-10-2008 2:04pm

Kiera wrote: »

Ok i know i'm a girl but i'd still like to know what you are talking about?

grower = looks small but grows

shower = looks big but doesn't grow

Irishcrx · 31-10-2008 2:59pm

A shower thinks he is massive with the wimmins and they think.

"Oh wow look at that, smack me with it Daddyio"

But then there disapointed when nothing else happens.

A grower is cautios in his approach he starts out slow.

"Oh I thought it'd be a little bi...oh wait, oh god yes keep growing give it to me sugar"

I think this is an accurate assumtion.

Kya1976 · 31-10-2008 3:05pm

I'd like some pics in this thread pwease

Doc · 31-10-2008 3:05pm

Where’s the both option?

Turd Ferguson · 31-10-2008 3:08pm

I'm a grower and I like it. The look on her face when is triples in size is just priceless

Prof.Badass · 31-10-2008 3:23pm

Bill-e wrote: »

Sugar.... should I go back and edit? ahhh pffft.

who the **** says "sugar", i think you're neither.

Quazzie · 31-10-2008 3:26pm

Bill-e has an Inny instead of an outtie

Homer · 31-10-2008 3:27pm

My e-penis is enormous

stevoman · 31-10-2008 3:28pm

I have a shower everyday after work. its a triton 600 and about a litre of water a second falls from it. its electric so its always warm. i cant say that it helps me grow though, but i do smell fresh.

themadchef · 31-10-2008 3:31pm

In all fairness lads...Grower or shower... if you eint workin' what you got and hearin' "hell yeah" when you whip off those kacks....youre outta there

6th · 31-10-2008 3:41pm

azezil wrote: »

Just thinking about this recently, I think on average more guys are growers than showers, so I figured I'd start a poll to find out ^_^

Yes but which are you?

Grower btw.

azezil · 31-10-2008 4:40pm

6th wrote: »

Yes but which are you?

Grower btw.

Grower, only ever saw one shower. I was a bit taken aback at first, thought "dear jesus how big's that gonna get!" :eek: ... but then it didn't get any bigger

galwayguy22 · 31-10-2008 4:46pm

I've read through the thread yet I've no idea what it's about.

DubArk · 31-10-2008 4:47pm

Showers by all accounts are not very good Growers!!!

No oomph if you know what I mean!

DubArk · 31-10-2008 4:48pm

galwayguy22 wrote: »

I've read through the thread yet I've no idea what it's about.

Girls explain it to him please!

JohnnyBbad · 31-10-2008 4:50pm

From the smallest acorn grows the mightiest oak....

ntlbell · 31-10-2008 4:52pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I'm a grower and I like it. The look on her face when is triples in size is just priceless

when she see's the 3 inches i'm sure it is priceless and so cute!

DubArk · 31-10-2008 4:53pm

JohnnyBbad wrote: »

From the smallest acorn grows the mightiest oak....

That's Nuts

Fizman · 31-10-2008 4:54pm

I can't vote because there isn't a 'Show Stopper' option.

galwayguy22 · 31-10-2008 4:58pm

So a Grower is someone with a small flaccid penis, which makes the erect version seem very impressive

While a Shower is someone with a large flaccid penis, but doesn't get that much bigger when erect.

Would this be accurate?

Fizman · 31-10-2008 5:08pm

galwayguy22 wrote: »

So a Grower is someone with a small flaccid penis, which makes the erect version seem very impressive

While a Shower is someone with a large flaccid penis, but doesn't get that much bigger when erect.

Would this be accurate?

You have pretty much hit the head with the nail there. Oh wait...

stovelid · 31-10-2008 5:16pm

azezil wrote: »

I was a bit taken aback at first, thought "dear jesus how big's that gonna get!" :eek: ... but then it didn't get any bigger

You just weren't handling it right?

SoupyNorman · 31-10-2008 5:23pm

Grower,

plus you need to take into account girth and density....Ive given many an unsuspecting girl a balck eye.

Its pretty brutish.

randylonghorn · 31-10-2008 6:53pm

azezil wrote: »

Just thinking about this recently, I think on average more guys are growers than showers, so I figured I'd start a poll to find out ^_^

So you've given up on RL research in favour of an online poll?! :eek: :pac:

Never thought the day would come, Az!

(Mostly a grower, btw.)

MagicMarker · 31-10-2008 7:16pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I'm a grower and I like it. The look on her face when is triples in size is just priceless

Only triples?

shenanigans1982 · 31-10-2008 7:18pm

Grower in the shower....probably something to do with the touching.

Acid Tongue · 01-11-2008 6:57pm

lol @ this being Thread of the Day!

javaboy · 01-11-2008 7:02pm

What's with all the sex threads in AH lately? I mightn't have subscribed if I thought I could get my pervy fix in AH for free.

FlutterinBantam · 01-11-2008 7:24pm

Mark me down as "Giant Redwood"

ZzubZzub · 01-11-2008 7:36pm

I

this thread!

Input: I prefer the growers.

SoupyNorman · 01-11-2008 7:46pm

javaboy wrote: »

What's with all the sex threads in AH lately? I mightn't have subscribed if I thought I could get my pervy fix in AH for free.

I think its the anti-cyclone overhead at the moment...

Corega · 01-11-2008 7:54pm

azezil wrote: »

Grower, only ever saw one shower. I was a bit taken aback at first, thought "dear jesus how big's that gonna get!" :eek: ... but then it didn't get any bigger

Were you disappointed or "relieved"? :P

azezil · 02-11-2008 10:16am

Disappointed of course ;P

rubadub · 02-11-2008 2:57pm

galwayguy22 wrote: »

So a Grower is someone with a small flaccid penis, which makes the erect version seem very impressive

While a Shower is someone with a large flaccid penis, but doesn't get that much bigger when erect.

Would this be accurate?

Sort of, it is really the ratio of size increase. So the grower could be huge and get twice as big, the shower could be tiny and get no bigger.

azezil wrote: »

Just thinking about this recently, I think on average more guys are growers than showers, so I figured I'd start a poll to find out ^_^

Depends on your definition of average, the way you could determine grower or shower would be if they are above or below average, and therefore the average is on the borderline. So by definition 50% should be grower & 50% shower.

But there could be more on one side, the average erect is now generally accepted as 5" and flaccid I think is 3.5". But more men are below average than above, i.e. 3 guys, 2 are 4", 1 is 7", average is 5". Some may have heard of 6" being average, and it is if you let men measure themselves and tell you the result, i.e. they lie, and that study that got 6" average allowed self measurement. Other studies were measured by doctors or nurses but on a volunteer basis, no 2" guy is going to turn up to be humiliated/embarrassed in front of a female nurse! while the tommy lees out there would be itching to show it off. The 5" is possibly still too high for this reason.

It would also depend on the climate and race. In a cold climate you should have more growers due to shrinkage. Erectile tissue will contract to reduce its surface area and therefore hold in heat better, i.e. less surface area for heat to escape, like cold nipples. In warmer climates the opposite happens, and races can evolve that way. So blacks would be more showers than growers, due to evolving in warm climates. During the slave trade era the biggest strongest men would have been taken from africa, having higher testosterone etc they were already bigger than average, they were often traded naked, and this coupled with the fact they were showers sparked the myth of all blacks being hung like horses, i.e. the white traders would think all races "grew" the same amount and therefore they must get absolutely huge.

nomorebadtown · 02-11-2008 4:08pm

eh, way to suck every last salty drop of fun out of this thread rubadub!

ps. grower.

Acid Tongue · 02-11-2008 4:34pm

lol, 99 growers and only 3 showers. At least you're honest when it's anonymous :pac:

davyjose · 02-11-2008 4:40pm

Bath

davyjose · 02-11-2008 4:41pm

Acid Tongue wrote: »

lol, 99 growers and only 3 showers. At least you're honest when it's anonymous :pac:

read: 99 people have a small cock

Acid Tongue · 02-11-2008 4:44pm

davyjose wrote: »

read: 99 people have a small cock

And it's up to 100 now :pac:

brianthebard · 02-11-2008 4:49pm

Cleeo wrote: »

I this thread!

Input: I prefer the growers.

Do you want to see my grower? :pac:

sam34 · 02-11-2008 5:41pm

brianthebard wrote: »

Do you want to see my grower? :pac:

pics or stfu!:D

davyjose · 02-11-2008 6:10pm

Acid Tongue wrote: »

And it's up to 100 now :pac:

That was me, Lol

:pac::D

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