Seagal, Norris, Van Damme or Lundgren

[Deleted User] · 2008-10-30 19:49:44

Ok after much discussion with friends I've decided to put this to a poll. The question is......... If Setven Seagal, Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren were all in thier prime and put into a last man-standing fight, who would emerge victorious?

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#62 31-10-2008 12:37AM

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BIG DOLPH would have the lot together.

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#63 31-10-2008 12:38AM

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Riddle101 wrote: »

The Governor of California wins this hands down, who else could come back as a Robot from the future 3 times, fight Predator in a game of cat and mouse and win, erase your existence, freeze you with an ice cannon and still have time to run California. Arnie is the win

+1. Amended your post slightly.

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#64 31-10-2008 12:41AM

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Dolph Lundgren

creggy wrote: »

Everyone needs to see Van Damme's Bloodsport to see his greatness.

bloodsport has to be his best film. Brill music also

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#65 31-10-2008 01:05AM

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Dolph Lundgren
What about Double Impact? He played two people in that! :eek:

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#66 31-10-2008 01:08AM

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Cant beat some of the lines in Segals movies though... Colm Meaney has the best line in the movie...

Doumer: You're incredible, Ryback. It's a shame you're not cooking for *us*.

Segal would definitely win in hand to hand combat/ Knife throwing/ Bomb Making/ Tactical Espionage... You see where I'm going!

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#67 31-10-2008 01:10AM

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I've never even heard of Dolph Lundgren. WTF is he?

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#68 31-10-2008 01:12AM

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square_igloo wrote: »

I've never even heard of Dolph Lundgren. WTF is he?

This doesn't even warrant a response!!

Be gone!

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#69 31-10-2008 01:15AM

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square_igloo wrote: »

I've never even heard of Dolph Lundgren. WTF is he?

i was wondering the same thing

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#70 31-10-2008 01:17AM

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MagicMarker wrote: »

This doesn't even warrant a response!!

Be gone!

This is like the time I asked who Hans Gruber was....

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#71 31-10-2008 09:57AM

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square_igloo wrote: »

I've never even heard of Dolph Lundgren. WTF is he?

*shakes head*

*walks off*

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#72 31-10-2008 10:18AM

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Jean Claude Van Damme
Any man who can come out with classics like..

Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did.
Matrix: I lied.

And...

Matrix: [after killing a man in the plane] Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.

And then gets the simpsons to rip the be-jaysus outta the bad lines also...

"Ice to see you" after bursting from an Ice statue...

Arnie = Leg End

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#73 31-10-2008 10:18AM

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seagal would have already broken everyones necks by the time the fight started.

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#74 31-10-2008 10:27AM

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#75 31-10-2008 10:28AM

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Given the way their actual styles translate to combot, things like reach etc I'd go for Lundgren.

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#76 31-10-2008 11:15AM

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Dragan wrote: »

Given the way their actual styles translate to combot, things like reach etc I'd go for Lundgren.

If we're talking about combot then Arnie is the clear winner again.

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#77 31-10-2008 11:48AM

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Earthhorse wrote: »

If we're talking about combot then Arnie is the clear winner again.

LoL, stupid fighting robots!!

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#78 31-10-2008 11:52AM

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Dolph Lundgren
wheres the karate kid?

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#79 31-10-2008 12:10PM

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wheres the karate kid?

Mr Mogwai pushed him to far, tragically he died. horribly.

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#80 31-10-2008 12:30PM

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javaboy wrote: »

Cult status eh? Well according to this Cult's status is offline. That about sums up Steven Seagal's career for me. Offline.

As far as tenuous links go, that's pretty much up there.

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#81 31-10-2008 12:37PM

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Actually, what about Signourney Weaver? In her Aliens heyday, obviously...

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#82 31-10-2008 12:38PM

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Bruce Lee, Mr. T and The Rock?

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#83 31-10-2008 12:46PM

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The case against Mr Lundgren....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CajVX7iMro

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#84 31-10-2008 12:47PM

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Mr T pitys you all for not having him in this poll

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#85 31-10-2008 12:49PM

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m@cc@ wrote: »

Bruce Lee, Mr. T and The Rock?

Bruce Lee was from a different era, Mr T never really did the action movie thing the way the title actors did.

And the Rock is a ****ing chump.

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#86 31-10-2008 12:50PM

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Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

The case against Mr Lundgren....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CajVX7iMro

So he likes to help fat birds lose weight. He's even more of a hero now. Anything that gets rid of fat chicks has to be good!!

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#87 31-10-2008 12:54PM

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A little boy once dressed up as Chuck Norris for Halloween. When he rang Chuck Norris' doorbell, Chuck Norris was so excited that he gave the boy the whole bowl of candy. Two seconds later he roundhouse kicked the boy in the face and took it back.

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#88 31-10-2008 12:58PM

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I think the worst thing about this is that stallone is the only one who has had films released in the cinema in recent times and yet still isn't good enough to be on the list

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#89 31-10-2008 01:01PM

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As an actual martial artist there is only one winner. Chuck Norris was the American Karate champion in the 70's. They called it Karate before changing the name to kickboxing. He is a Karate master and has trained JKD with Bruce Lee. Most importantly he has a purple belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu, so not only can he submit them he can knock the others out cold.

In second place I'd give it to Lundgren, he is a black belt in Kyokushin Karate, which is a very hard style. It is basically full contact fighting with one banned strike, punches to the face (you can kick to the face though:D)

A tie for third between Arnie and Segal. Segal is an 8th degree black belt in Aikido but Aikido is a junk martial art. Segal has bodyguard training that would come in handy. Arnie is a strong mother****er and that could see him through a fight with most people.

Van Damme is a shotokan karate black belt but has not trained it properly in over 15 years. He was also knocked out by some fat cunt in the hells angels.

In the world of after hours though this is how it goes down. Lundren gets knocked out by Stallone, who is so **** he is'nt in the poll. Van Damme enjoys some cocaine before getting into a fight in some random nightclub. Segal is stuck on some crappy boat.
The battle royale is between Arnie and Chuck. Chuck is beating Arnie. However they somehow get transplanted into a boiler room. Arnie throws a pipe at Norris, which impales in his stomach and then says the following words

Let of some steam Norris

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#90 31-10-2008 01:05PM
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http://blog.rihardsonline.com/top-10-arnold-schwarzenegger-one-liners/ wrote:

10. “Run! Go! Get to the chopper.” from Predator. You really have to see this on video to understand why it’s so great.

9. “Let off some steam, Bennet.” from Commando, after tearing a piece of piping from the wall and throwing it through the bad guy, Bennet, and into a steam vent.

8. “So you cooked up a bull**** story and droped the rest of us in the MEATGRINDA!” from Predator. Another timeless piece of acting by Arnold.

7. “Well I hope you left enough room for my fist because I’m going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!” from The Running Man. See above for reason.

6. “You’re luggage!” to a dead alligator from Eraser. Funny scene, witty one liner, something that Arnold is extraordinarily good at.

5. “I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.” from Terminator 2. Quite a bit similar to the one from the first Terminator, but there he only demanded a motorcycle.

4. “Hey Benny, SCREW YOU!” while he thrusts a mining drill through the cabin in which Benny is sitting. From Total Recall. Doesn’t get any cornier than this really, but still a great laugh.

3. “You're a funny guy Sully, I like you. I'll kill you last!” another one from Commando. This one liner is then later followed by: “Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?”, “That’s right, Matrix. You did.”, to which Arnold just cooly replies with “I lied.” and drops Sully over a cliff.

2. “I’ll be back.” from Terminator. No Arnie quote list would be complete without having this one.

1. “Who is your daddy, and what does he do?” from Kindergarten Cop. I’m willing to bet that you weren’t expecting this one to be the number one. But everytime I hear him say that line, be it while watching the movie, or just an mp3, or even on one of his countless soundboards, it just cracks me up.

It could be Rainier Wolfcastle

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#91 31-10-2008 01:33PM

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Depends on the battle i think.

If it were a battle of one liners, Arnie would obviously win.

If it were a proper contest fight with all of them in their prime, then probably Norris.

If it were a no holes barred fight, then probably Seagal, he seems the most resourceful of them and he is of course, "The Cockpuncher!"

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