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Seagal, Norris, Van Damme or Lundgren

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  • #32
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Jean Claude Van Damme
    Seagal and Lundgren bring the unintentional funny.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vk5pcjCwyQ


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8MfIRTpMUY


    Still though, has to the roundhouse master.


  • #33
    Al_Fernz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭Al_Fernz


    Chuck Norris
    javaboy wrote: »
    Cult status eh? Well according to this Cult's status is offline. That about sums up Steven Seagal's career for me. Offline.

    That lame a$$ attempt at humor sums up people who don't appreciate the genius of Seagal. Lame.


  • #34
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Arnie added to the list because he is fúcking awesome.


  • #35
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    I'm gonna come right out and say this.

    Timecop is not a bad movie.

    That was a pretty ninja edit there yourself Van Damme...I mean Seagal...I mean javaboy. You should do your own film.


  • #36
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    Jean Claude Van Damme
    Earthhorse wrote: »
    I wasn't laughing.

    ;)

    I still am.


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  • #37
    ironictoaster
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    Dolph Lundgren
    Everyone needs to see Van Damme's Bloodsport to see his greatness.


  • #38
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Al_Fernz wrote: »
    That lame a$$ attempt at humor sums up people who don't appreciate the genius of Seagal. Lame.

    I guess you're right. It's all the studios who won't finance him and the audiences around the world who won't watch his films and the actors who won't touch his films with a barge pole who are wrong and you're right.
    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Arnie added to the list because he is fúcking awesome.

    I'm glad I waited to vote.


  • #39
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    That was a pretty ninja edit there yourself Van Damme...I mean Seagal...I mean javaboy. You should do your own film.

    That wasn't just a regular ninja edit. I realised that was wrong as soon as I clicked Submit Reply. Van Damme was probably up there for all of 1 second. You must be taking this stalking thing fairly seriously.


  • #40
    wandatowell
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    NICE ONE, arnie is here


  • #41
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    javaboy wrote: »
    I realised that was wrong as soon as I click Submit Reply.

    When did you realise that was wrong?


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  • #42
    MooseJam
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    Chuck Norris
    WTF Arnie in the list, when have you ever seen arnie swing a leg


  • #43
    MagicMarker
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    Chuck Norris
    i think we should just turn this thread into and Arnie Quotetastic thread...

    ''get to the chopper!!!!!!''


  • #44
    Al_Fernz
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    Chuck Norris
    javaboy wrote: »
    I guess you're right. It's all the studios who won't finance him and the audiences around the world who won't watch his films and the actors who won't touch his films with a barge pole who are wrong and you're right.

    Yeah, I'm the only person ever to watch a Steven Seagal movie. That's why he lives in a hut made out of old "Shoot" magazines and Wham bars. Its not like he has ever had Tommy Lee Jones, Colm Meaney or Michael Caine act in any of his movies.

    Classic Seagal:


  • #45
    helimachoptor
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,917 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    Dolph Lundgren
    Van Damme challenged Seagal to a fight many years ago at a party at Stallones house. He legged it. Van Damme followed him to a club I think and he chickened out.

    So...
    Seagal Vs Van Damme: Van Damme
    Norris Vs Van Damme: Youth has it here... Van Damme..
    Lundgren Vs Van Damme: Too big and slow... Van Damme

    Winner: Van Damme
    Runner up: Chuck

    F00k the other 2!


  • #46
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    When did you realise that was wrong?

    When you pointed it out to me. I'll edit it now. Thanks buddy.


  • #47
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Al_Fernz wrote: »
    Classic Seagal:

    And thankfully the above is all we ever see of Seagal on the big screen these days i.e. nothing.


  • #48
    GirlInterrupted
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    Jean Claude Van Damme
    Earthhorse wrote: »
    I'm gonna come right out and say this.

    Timecop is not a bad movie.

    Timecop was a terrible movie, memorable only for the scene where Van Damme does the splits on the counter.

    Don't ask.


  • #49
    Al_Fernz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭Al_Fernz


    Chuck Norris
    javaboy wrote: »
    And thankfully the above is all we ever see of Seagal on the big screen these days i.e. nothing.

    That's in comparison to the others in this poll right???


  • #50
    AlmightyCushion
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    Any one doesn't vote for Arnie will earn themselves a permanent ban from After Hours.


  • #51
    GirlInterrupted
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    Jean Claude Van Damme
    Al_Fernz wrote: »
    Seagal has a "cult" status. He's like the Kevin Kilbane of the action movie world. He's my hero and I am going to force ALL my children to follow in his footsteps.

    Isn't Seagal a Shinto god or something?


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  • #52
    MooseJam
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    Chuck Norris
    Arnie doesn't belong in the poll, he's not martial arts any 5 year old knows this, he does kick ass though, no denying that


  • #53
    Al_Fernz
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    Chuck Norris
    GirlInterrupted wrote: »
    Isn't Seagal a Shinto god or something?

    That's a half truth


  • #54
    AlmightyCushion
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    MooseJam wrote: »
    Arnie doesn't belong in the poll, he's not martial arts any 5 year old knows this, he does kick ass though, no denying that
    Still, he could probably break your arm just by blinking.


  • #55
    javaboy
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    Al_Fernz wrote: »
    That's in comparison to the others in this poll right???

    Nope. Not a fan of Van Damme or Norris either really. At least Arnie retired from the movie business with a little bit of class. Seagal will be doing Youtube shorts before long because he can't afford the PC Line 100pk of DVDs to burn his homemade crap onto any more. He should pack it in while he still has some dignity and credibility.


  • #56
    GirlInterrupted
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    Jean Claude Van Damme
    Al_Fernz wrote: »
    That's a half truth

    Whats the other half? I'm interested...


  • #57
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Any one doesn't vote for Arnie will earn themselves a permanent ban from After Hours.

    You a republican now?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #58
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,772 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Arnie
    GirlInterrupted wrote: »
    Isn't Seagal a **** god or something?

    FYP


  • #59
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Steven Segal is an honest to God hard man. A prick but a hard man none the less. He can really fight a room full of people.


  • #60
    Sharpshooter
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    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Still, he could probably break your arm just by blinking.

    And deliver 150 lashes while doing it , and that's only the half of it...............


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  • #61
    Riddle101
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    The Governor of California wins this hands down, who else could come back as a Robot from the future 3 times, fight Predator in a game of cat and mouse and win, erase your existence, freeze you with an ice cannon and still have time to run California. Arnie for the win


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