Is My Brother Gay?

Cheeky_gal · 29-10-2008 04:58PM #1

NOTE: I'm not trolling.

Mods, please don't erase this, I'm merely trying to prove to my brother that majority of Irish people wouldn't do what he did, but he seems to think otherwise so I told him I'd do a poll on boards.

Here goes the story, my brother ordered a laptop off Dell worth €1200, it arrived, then 2 weeks later the exact same laptop arrived! :eek:

So he now had 2 laptops each worth €1200.

What did he do? He phoned up Dell, told them of their mistake and they came and collected it! :eek:

Couldn't believe it. Morals or no morals that was a gift from God, he should have considered himself lucky and done the obvious thing of selling it pocketing himself a grand in doing so! :mad:

Ruu_Old · 29-10-2008 05:01PM

Is he religious? God doesn't like the ghey.You've probably caught it also. Weh weh.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 29-10-2008 05:01PM

what does this have to do with his preference for vaginas or penii?

shenanigans1982 · 29-10-2008 05:01PM

Unless he attempted to butt f*ck the postman chances are he is not gay.

Indie18 · 29-10-2008 05:02PM

Mordeth wrote: »

what does this have to do with his preference for vaginas or penii?

maybe they found gay porn on the laptop.

and2 · 29-10-2008 05:03PM

id have done the same... these companies are having a tough time. Think of the executives company car or any of his/her other perks.. that one laptop could pay for expenses for a whole month

Bijoux · 29-10-2008 05:03PM

Mordeth wrote: »

what does this have to do with his preference for vaginas or penii?

LOL.
Penii.
What a word!

Why didnt you take the free shiny new laptop?

stovelid · 29-10-2008 05:05PM

OP is just testing the water before they open their own Am I Gay thread in PI.

FlutterinBantam · 29-10-2008 05:05PM

Definitely ghey, check his jocks drawer.

Salesman from Dell boning the hole off him.

Take action.

ScumLord · 29-10-2008 05:06PM

You never send stuff back, they'll never know. I've gotten loads of free stuff this way.

Cheeky_gal · 29-10-2008 05:09PM

AIB also put €1200 (figure completely coincidental) into his account about 3 years ago and he did the same thing and phoned them up. I just can't understand this mentality. He's clearly a homosexual...

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Biggins · 29-10-2008 05:10PM

That happened also to a friend of mine. He ordered from Dell a pc.
As he worked nearby on the industrial estate where they make them, he was told he could collect it.
Fair enough, he went around with his paperwork to show he'd purchased it to the front desk, waited a few minutes and out came someone on a cart with his boxes.
"Grand" he thought, and loaded them into his car back seat. He did this so that they wouldn't shake about as much. He used cushions and a blanket to absorb any shaking, etc while he drove.
It was only when he was about to drive off that he noticed that the printer was missing so he went back to the reception desk to ask for it. The girl there told him she couldn't get anyone on the phone but if he went around to the back fo the warehouse, showed the paperwork, they'd give him the right one.
He did so. He drove around, reversed near to the warehouse doors, opened up his boot and called over someone there. Explained, gave then the proof of purchase. That person then gave the paper work to another who then went off and got his stuff and put it in his boot while my friend continued talking to the first chap he met at the warehouse.
"Grand - not problem, all sorted" he thought to himself. LOL

It was only when he got home to unload the boot of the printer did he notice there was more than one box!

The second chap that got the paperwork filled his boot with the entire list of things on it again! Not knowing what was on the back seat.

The friend tossed and turned about what to do. He waited a few days to see would he get a phone call from them to say there was a mistake. Nope - nothing.
Eventual he said to himself "Shagg it!" and kept them both!
Honest. LOL

*Kol* · 29-10-2008 05:13PM

Steamer for sure.

BaconZombie · 29-10-2008 05:16PM

Similar thing happen at work, there is two companies in the same building.
The IT Admin of the other company order a File Server from Dell ~25K€ worth of hardware.

So some back story, he placed the order and after a week of waiting a checking both the webpage and ringing are contact in dell he was told it will delivered first thing the next week. That came and went, 5 days later he was told there was a problem with supply of a part needed and it would be delayed.
So cut it short 3 weeks of calling dell and get all the bullcrap excuses he finally got his server.

Skip to 2-3months later and reception call use saying somebody from are warehouse has been ringing her all morning regrading a D*L delivery that has been there for ages, and wanted use to pay to collect it.
It turned out the Dell had delivery the Server the first week but to the wrong address {no idea how they got that address, but this is Dell and they are special}. The warehouse manager had been ring both Dell and D*L on a daily basic trying to get then to collect the miss delivered package but they would not and told him he would have to pay to sent it to Dell himself.

So that day the other Admin drove down to the warehouse and collect the package which was a exact copy of the other Server that was delivered. He now has a nice shiny free File Server in his apartment.

Prof.Badass · 29-10-2008 05:17PM

ScumLord wrote: »

You never send stuff back, they'll never know. I've gotten loads of free stuff this way.

hence the username.

Compton · 29-10-2008 05:17PM

batty boy fo sho

Conor108 · 29-10-2008 05:18PM

Bit gay tbh

shenanigans1982 · 29-10-2008 05:19PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

AIB also put €1200 (figure completely coincidental) into his account about 3 years ago and he did the same thing and phoned them up. I just can't understand this mentality. He's clearly a homosexual...

Unless he took some of the money from the bank dropped it on the ground then butt f*cked any bloke that attempted to pick it up he is still not gay.

redfan · 29-10-2008 05:21PM

does it matter if hes gay or not ?
hes your brother dude.
if you ran a buisness and the shoe was on the other foot ,
and you made a clerical error
wouldnt you like this done ?
theres still some genuine people left on this earth
fair play to him.

ejmaztec · 29-10-2008 05:25PM

I don't think he's gay, quite the opposite. After all, nobody's going to show up on his doorstep in a few weeks to sh1t all over him because he's got two of everything.

Cheeky_gal · 29-10-2008 05:26PM

redfan wrote: »

does it matter if hes gay or not ?
hes your brother dude.
if you ran a buisness and the shoe was on the other foot ,
and you made a clerical error
wouldnt you like this done ?
theres still some genuine people left on this earth
fair play to him.

LOL.
Dude he'd love youuuu

kissy kissy mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 29-10-2008 05:27PM

are you braindead?

Caliden · 29-10-2008 05:30PM

TLDR clearly gay

ShagNastii · 29-10-2008 05:30PM

YORE MA...is gay

(Ah my first YOUR MA comment, Finally I have arrived to the after hours board, can anyone old-schoolers rate my use)

stehigg · 29-10-2008 05:31PM

redfan wrote: »

does it matter if hes gay or not ?
hes your brother dude.
if you ran a buisness and the shoe was on the other foot ,
and you made a clerical error
wouldnt you like this done ?
theres still some genuine people left on this earth
fair play to him.

obviously another steamer

Quazzie · 29-10-2008 05:32PM

It happened to me recently where I was in a shop and bought two really expensive things, about a grand each average and collected one but one was on back order. They rang and told me it was in so I got my sis who lives close by to pick it up. She showed them the receipt and they gave her both items. I sold it and it paid for my car insurance.

shenanigans1982 · 29-10-2008 05:32PM

ShagNastii wrote: »

YORE MA...is gay

(Ah my first YOUR MA comment, Finally I have arrived to the after hours board, can anyone old-schoolers rate my use)

If I got 2 of your "Yore Ma" comments I'd send both of them back.

Wagon · 29-10-2008 05:33PM

Yeah your brother is so ghey. Has to be. Only Gheys are honest. Everyone knows that, except the gheys.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 29-10-2008 05:38PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

NOTE: I'm not trolling.

Mods, please don't erase this, I'm merely trying to prove to my brother that majority of Irish people wouldn't do what he did, but he seems to think otherwise so I told him I'd do a poll on boards.

Here goes the story, my brother ordered a laptop off Dell worth €1200, it arrived, then 2 weeks later the exact same laptop arrived! :eek:

So he now had 2 laptops each worth €1200.

What did he do? He phoned up Dell, told them of their mistake and they came and collected it! :eek:

Couldn't believe it. Morals or no morals that was a gift from God, he should have considered himself lucky and done the obvious thing of selling it pocketing himself a grand in doing so! :mad:

OP do you even know what being gay is? Your definition of it is waaay off.

Holsten · 29-10-2008 05:41PM

Might be gay, might not.

One thing is for sure though, he is a fucking clown.

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