How dirty is dirty...

d-gal · 29-10-2008 10:46AM #1

Me and a mate where having a chat about the ladies and sex and how filthy some of them are in the bedroom and also in public.
What would you consider absolutely filthy?

And let me get it out of the way, yore ma

NiSmO · 29-10-2008 10:47AM

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Xavi6 · 29-10-2008 10:49AM

d-gal wrote: »

And let me get it out of the way, yore ma

What a waste! At least give it a bit of context.

"YORE MA's too durty"

Roadend · 29-10-2008 10:52AM

I suppose scat is really filthy...

120_Minutes · 29-10-2008 10:53AM

when she says "bukkakes are my favourite thing in the world" thats when you get on one knee and propose.

Dudess · 29-10-2008 11:02AM

Get on one knee and... propose?

OP, do you mean "weird" dirty (e.g. scat) or "mainstream" dirty (e.g. bukkake)?

Homer · 29-10-2008 11:03AM

120_Minutes wrote: »

when she says "bukkakes are my favourite thing in the world" thats when you get on one knee and propose aim.

FYP

Creamy Goodness · 29-10-2008 11:04AM

more like she gets on one knee...

and for the record scat is just wrong, i have a pretty sick mind when it comes to things but the line is finely drawn at scat why the **** would anyone enjoy getting ****ted on?

Dudess · 29-10-2008 11:05AM

I LOVE your username in this context!

Prof.Badass · 29-10-2008 11:06AM

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

more like she gets on one knee...

and for the record scat is just wrong, i have a pretty sick mind when it comes to things but the line is finely drawn at scat why the **** would anyone enjoy getting ****ted on?

Ask YORE MA, she loves a good cleveland steamer :pac:!

EDIT- past tense of $hit is shat, not $hitted.

d-gal · 29-10-2008 11:07AM

Both kinds of dirty.

Experiences as well

Creamy Goodness · 29-10-2008 11:10AM

vinylmesh wrote: »

Ask YORE MA, she loves a good cleveland steamer :pac:!

EDIT- I think the accepted vernacular is shat.

about three posts too late tbh.

:rolleyes:

Gummy Panda · 29-10-2008 11:10AM

d-gal wrote: »

Both kinds of dirty.

Experiences as well

Are you gonna get off on this?

d-gal · 29-10-2008 11:11AM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Are you gonna get off on this?

with yore ma

Prof.Badass · 29-10-2008 11:12AM

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

about three posts too late tbh.

:rolleyes:

how so?

there's only one post between my post and the post i was referencing, that's pretty on time if you ask me.

Gummy Panda · 29-10-2008 11:13AM

d-gal wrote: »

with UR MA

Fail!

Can't even get a simple YORE MA right.

Prof.Badass · 29-10-2008 11:13AM

d-gal wrote: »

with UR MA

pics or gtfo!

120_Minutes · 29-10-2008 11:18AM

i knew a girl who liked being a "triple adaptor" hows that? moist yet?

what a weird thread...

Prof.Badass · 29-10-2008 11:23AM

120_Minutes wrote: »

i knew a girl who liked being a "triple adaptor" hows that? moist yet?

what a weird thread...

kev; bagsy mouth!
calvin; bagsy gee!

keith; aw no fair, i always end up ass. For once i'd just like to do something other than ass, you know some mouth, maybe some gee. I mean you guys never do ass, but you always expect me to do it.

kev; **** off, we bagsied it, you'll just have to bagsy it faster next time (next time keith gets ass, again.)

thelordofcheese · 29-10-2008 11:58AM

120_Minutes wrote: »

i knew a girl who liked being a "triple adaptor" hows that? moist yet?

a little.....

Honey-ec · 29-10-2008 12:04PM

Moist is the most disgusting word in the English language and should be banned. I can't even type it without shuddering...

Dragan · 29-10-2008 12:06PM

Much in the same way as the average penis length on the internet is two inches longer than it is in actual life the majority of people wouldn't know what to do with a truly "dirty" lay if it jumped up and kicked them in the genitals.

Male and female.

thelordofcheese · 29-10-2008 12:12PM

Dragan wrote: »

Much in the same way as the average penis length on the internet is two inches longer than it is in actual life the majority of people wouldn't know what to do with a truly "dirty" lay if it jumped up and kicked them in the genitals.

Male and female.

Can we assume you've already included yourself in this large amount of people who wouldn't know what to do?

Sofaspud · 29-10-2008 12:26PM

Honey-ec wrote: »

Moist is the most disgusting word in the English language and should be banned. I can't even type it without shuddering...

MOIST

Anyway, as mentioned, scat and "watersports" and anything else involving stuff that's meant to go into a toilet.

Anything else = fair game!

Dragan · 29-10-2008 12:39PM

thelordofcheese wrote: »

Can we assume you've already included yourself in this large amount of people who wouldn't know what to do?

Why the hell would i do that? I know i'm a good ****ing lay.

And freaky too.

I am assuming that you instantly assumed that you were in that group? You should have more confidence in your freaky lay abilities and happily sit there and think "well, i know what to do with a freaky chick".

No?:pac:

Dudess · 29-10-2008 12:42PM

Sofaspud wrote: »

MOIST

Anyway, as mentioned, scat and "watersports" and anything else involving stuff that's meant to go into a toilet.

Anything else = fair game!

How about vomit?

Heh, that "MOIST" is the same colour as a vagina... /snigger

shenanigans1982 · 29-10-2008 12:44PM

Honey-ec wrote: »

Moist is the most disgusting word in the English language and should be banned. I can't even type it without shuddering...

My OH used to think that too, now its been replaced by "egg sack" which is two words but she finds it a lot worse.

As for where to draw the line with filthy stuff.....crimson shower ftw.

Prof.Badass · 29-10-2008 12:48PM

Sofaspud wrote: »

MOIST

Anyway, as mentioned, scat and "watersports" and anything else involving stuff that's meant to go into a toilet.

Anything else = fair game!

eww... underarm licking..... that's rank.

Dudess · 29-10-2008 12:52PM

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

crimson shower ftw.

One of the curses of being female is: the time you're absolutely gagging for it, I mean REALLY gagging for it, in the mood for FILTH... the damn painters and decorators are in. :mad:

shenanigans1982 · 29-10-2008 12:54PM

Dudess wrote: »

One of the curses of being female is: the time you're absolutely gagging for it, I mean REALLY gagging for it, in the mood for FILTH... the damn painters and decorators are in. :mad:

That aint just a female curse.

thelordofcheese · 29-10-2008 01:01PM

Dragan wrote: »

Why the hell would i do that? I know i'm a good ****ing lay.

And freaky too.

I am assuming that you instantly assumed that you were in that group? You should have more confidence in your freaky lay abilities and happily sit there and think "well, i know what to do with a freaky chick".

No?:pac:

Law of the world: Everybody lies.
Law of the internet: Everybody lies really badly.

Therefore i have to assume you're more of a lights-out-once-a-month-missionary-position-for-the-purposes-of-procreation kinda guy.

But you talk a good talk, i'll give you that.

How dirty is dirty...

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