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How dirty is dirty...

  • 29-10-2008 9:46am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭


    Me and a mate where having a chat about the ladies and sex and how filthy some of them are in the bedroom and also in public.
    What would you consider absolutely filthy?

    And let me get it out of the way, yore ma


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,668 ✭✭✭NiSmO


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,972 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    d-gal wrote: »
    And let me get it out of the way, yore ma

    What a waste! At least give it a bit of context.

    "YORE MA's too durty"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Roadend


    I suppose scat is really filthy...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    when she says "bukkakes are my favourite thing in the world" thats when you get on one knee and propose.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Get on one knee and... propose?

    OP, do you mean "weird" dirty (e.g. scat) or "mainstream" dirty (e.g. bukkake)?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,407 ✭✭✭Homer


    when she says "bukkakes are my favourite thing in the world" thats when you get on one knee and propose aim.

    FYP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    more like she gets on one knee...


    and for the record scat is just wrong, i have a pretty sick mind when it comes to things but the line is finely drawn at scat why the **** would anyone enjoy getting ****ted on?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I LOVE your username in this context! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    more like she gets on one knee...


    and for the record scat is just wrong, i have a pretty sick mind when it comes to things but the line is finely drawn at scat why the **** would anyone enjoy getting ****ted on?


    Ask YORE MA, she loves a good cleveland steamer :pac:!

    EDIT- past tense of $hit is shat, not $hitted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭d-gal


    Both kinds of dirty.

    Experiences as well


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    Ask YORE MA, she loves a good cleveland steamer :pac:!

    EDIT- I think the accepted vernacular is shat.
    about three posts too late tbh.

    :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    d-gal wrote: »
    Both kinds of dirty.

    Experiences as well

    Are you gonna get off on this?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭d-gal


    Are you gonna get off on this?

    with yore ma


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    about three posts too late tbh.

    :rolleyes:

    how so?

    there's only one post between my post and the post i was referencing, that's pretty on time if you ask me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    d-gal wrote: »
    with UR MA

    Fail!

    Can't even get a simple YORE MA right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    d-gal wrote: »
    with UR MA

    pics or gtfo!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    i knew a girl who liked being a "triple adaptor" hows that? moist yet?


    what a weird thread...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    i knew a girl who liked being a "triple adaptor" hows that? moist yet?


    what a weird thread...

    kev; bagsy mouth!
    calvin; bagsy gee!

    keith; aw no fair, i always end up ass. For once i'd just like to do something other than ass, you know some mouth, maybe some gee. I mean you guys never do ass, but you always expect me to do it.

    kev; **** off, we bagsied it, you'll just have to bagsy it faster next time (next time keith gets ass, again.)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    i knew a girl who liked being a "triple adaptor" hows that? moist yet?

    a little.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,844 ✭✭✭Honey-ec


    Moist is the most disgusting word in the English language and should be banned. I can't even type it without shuddering...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Much in the same way as the average penis length on the internet is two inches longer than it is in actual life the majority of people wouldn't know what to do with a truly "dirty" lay if it jumped up and kicked them in the genitals.

    Male and female.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Dragan wrote: »
    Much in the same way as the average penis length on the internet is two inches longer than it is in actual life the majority of people wouldn't know what to do with a truly "dirty" lay if it jumped up and kicked them in the genitals.

    Male and female.

    Can we assume you've already included yourself in this large amount of people who wouldn't know what to do?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Honey-ec wrote: »
    Moist is the most disgusting word in the English language and should be banned. I can't even type it without shuddering...

    MOIST

    Anyway, as mentioned, scat and "watersports" and anything else involving stuff that's meant to go into a toilet.

    Anything else = fair game!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Can we assume you've already included yourself in this large amount of people who wouldn't know what to do?

    Why the hell would i do that? I know i'm a good ****ing lay.

    And freaky too.

    I am assuming that you instantly assumed that you were in that group? You should have more confidence in your freaky lay abilities and happily sit there and think "well, i know what to do with a freaky chick".

    No?:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Sofaspud wrote: »
    MOIST

    Anyway, as mentioned, scat and "watersports" and anything else involving stuff that's meant to go into a toilet.

    Anything else = fair game!
    How about vomit?

    Heh, that "MOIST" is the same colour as a vagina... /snigger


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    Honey-ec wrote: »
    Moist is the most disgusting word in the English language and should be banned. I can't even type it without shuddering...

    My OH used to think that too, now its been replaced by "egg sack" which is two words but she finds it a lot worse.

    As for where to draw the line with filthy stuff.....crimson shower ftw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Sofaspud wrote: »
    MOIST

    Anyway, as mentioned, scat and "watersports" and anything else involving stuff that's meant to go into a toilet.

    Anything else = fair game!


    eww... underarm licking..... that's rank.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    crimson shower ftw.
    One of the curses of being female is: the time you're absolutely gagging for it, I mean REALLY gagging for it, in the mood for FILTH... the damn painters and decorators are in. :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    Dudess wrote: »
    One of the curses of being female is: the time you're absolutely gagging for it, I mean REALLY gagging for it, in the mood for FILTH... the damn painters and decorators are in. :mad:

    That aint just a female curse. ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Dragan wrote: »
    Why the hell would i do that? I know i'm a good ****ing lay.

    And freaky too.

    I am assuming that you instantly assumed that you were in that group? You should have more confidence in your freaky lay abilities and happily sit there and think "well, i know what to do with a freaky chick".

    No?:pac:

    Law of the world: Everybody lies.
    Law of the internet: Everybody lies really badly.

    Therefore i have to assume you're more of a lights-out-once-a-month-missionary-position-for-the-purposes-of-procreation kinda guy.

    But you talk a good talk, i'll give you that.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,920 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Dudess wrote: »
    One of the curses of being female is: the time you're absolutely gagging for it, I mean REALLY gagging for it, in the mood for FILTH... the damn painters and decorators are in. :mad:

    What's the problem there?

    And what on earth is with this idea that 'moist' is an objectionable word? I've heard/seen it mentioned in this context before, but it's lost on me.

    Is 'hoist' and icky word? or 'joist'?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Law of the world: Everybody lies.
    Law of the internet: Everybody lies really badly.

    Therefore i have to assume you're more of a lights-out-once-a-month-missionary-position-for-the-purposes-of-procreation kinda guy.

    But you talk a good talk, i'll give you that.


    LoL, i really seem to have touched a nerve there!!! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,414 ✭✭✭✭Trojan


    Moist von Lipwig.

    Now I truly feel dirty - I've posted on AH.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    Dragan wrote: »
    Much in the same way as the average penis length on the internet is two inches longer than it is in actual life the majority of people wouldn't know what to do with a truly "dirty" lay if it jumped up and kicked them in the genitals.

    Male and female.


    I knew exactly what to do with YORE MA so your logic is flawed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    I knew exactly what to do with YORE MA so your logic is flawed.

    he said the majority of people, not everyone.

    She wanted some kinky sex with me but i panicked, set her up with some ugly nerd and ran. i guess he was taling about people like me.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Dudess wrote: »
    One of the curses of being female is: the time you're absolutely gagging for it, I mean REALLY gagging for it, in the mood for FILTH... the damn painters and decorators are in. :mad:

    If you are really in the mood for some dirty sex at that time surely its the perfect time to go anal?

    Also,moist. Yum.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    I knew exactly what to do with YORE MA so your logic is flawed.

    Really? Consumer reports from me pimping her out indicate she in fact, a pretty boring lay.

    If she is what you call freaky then i can only assume you are missing an education in Freakonomics!:pac:

    Note : The Ma thing only works on people who are not willing to insult their own mother in worse fashion that you are. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Dragan wrote: »
    LoL, i really seem to have touched a nerve there!!! ;)

    But it was not a good touch....
    Trojan wrote: »
    Moist von Lipwig.

    Adora bell dearheart.

    (You should feel bad for reading pratchett, i know i do)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,407 ✭✭✭Homer


    If you are really in the mood for some dirty sex at that time surely its the perfect time to go anal?

    Also,moist. Yum.

    90% tighter.. 10% warmer. Get yourself down to brown town!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    Dragan wrote: »

    If she is what you call freaky then i can only assume you are missing an education in Freakonomics!:pac:


    I have a degree in freakonomics i'll have you know.

    I've done stuff others only see in the finest dutch porn. (not russian porn though, that stuff is well creepy)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭robtri


    Dudess wrote: »
    One of the curses of being female is: the time you're absolutely gagging for it, I mean REALLY gagging for it, in the mood for FILTH... the damn painters and decorators are in. :mad:

    what wrong with the painter and decorators being in..... any hole is a goal.....:D
    so many other parts of the beautiful female form to play and amuse yourself with for many hours... and me personally, that doesn't bother me in the slightest, most ladies are a lot more aroused during that time.... which usually means dirty diirty dirty fun......

    Picks up whip and handcuffs and heads for the door


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,565 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Dudess wrote: »
    One of the curses of being female is: the time you're absolutely gagging for it, I mean REALLY gagging for it, in the mood for FILTH... the damn painters and decorators are in. :mad:

    back door???...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    Sheets cleaned once a month
    House hoovered once a week
    All bathrooms bleached once a week
    Kitchen counter top wiped down once a day - at least

    oooooohhhh you meant sex...
    errmmmmm......
    once it doesnt leave a stain


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    kev; bagsy mouth!
    calvin; bagsy gee!

    keith; aw no fair, i always end up ass. For once i'd just like to do something other than ass, you know some mouth, maybe some gee. I mean you guys never do ass, but you always expect me to do it.

    kev; **** off, we bagsied it, you'll just have to bagsy it faster next time (next time keith gets ass, again.)

    Just out of interest, are you this 'Keith'?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    back door???...
    My ass is a one-way street... most of the time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Just out of interest, are you this 'Keith'?

    no, i'm strictly anti-buggery.

    if someone else wants to smear poo on their glans and get bits of $hit stuck under their foreskin, then i don't care, provided it doesn't involve me in any way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    I heard all Internet girls love to have an Alabama hot pocket after getting a Dutch oven.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭Nanook32


    What the hell is Alabama hot pocket!??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,224 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Dudess wrote: »
    My ass is a one-way street... most of the time.

    Yeah I hate when the doctor puts his finger up there too :( I said I had a sore throat ffs!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Dudess wrote: »
    How about vomit?

    I include vomit in "stuff that's meant to go down the toilet"
    vinylmesh wrote: »
    eww... underarm licking..... that's rank.

    Don't knock it 'til you've tried it :pac:


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