Scumbags....again

helimachoptor · 28-10-2008 04:26PM

noblestee wrote: »

Heard a similar story (perhaps the same party, or a similar story, or else its an urban legend). Guy goes up to have some fun, people at the party let scumbags in, guy upstairs hears trouble and calls the guards, wraps a towel around him and runs downstairs.

Long story short, gardai arrive pretty quick to find some naked bloke with an erection and still wearing a condom, beating the **** out of some scumbag in the front garden, towel strewn at his ankles. I'd say it was a pretty funny sight.

No this guy came (no pun intended:D) down stairs and found the contents of his fridge emtied all over the walls/tv/microwave etc...

MagicMarker · 28-10-2008 04:37PM

noblestee wrote: »

Long story short, gardai arrive pretty quick to find some naked bloke with an erection and still wearing a condom, beating the **** out of some scumbag in the front garden, towel strewn at his ankles. I'd say it was a pretty funny sight.

Was he beating him with his erection? Cos that just brings new meaning to the words 'slapping the cyclops'.

Varkov · 28-10-2008 04:45PM

A mate of mine had a was at a party in swords one time, where a few lads from the trinity rowing club turned up and started fighting, smashing stuff and ****ting in the milk.

So it takes all sorts really.

Savman · 28-10-2008 04:59PM

Did nobody offer them a cup of tea? :eek:

Nehaxak · 28-10-2008 05:00PM

Mordeth wrote: »

this is what happens when you let dubliners into your house.

Oh really like the Pogues or the Wolfe Tones would've behaved any differently.
Really don't understand what some people have against the Dubliners, they sang some great songs.

Dinter · 28-10-2008 05:00PM

Did the cops catch them?

ejmaztec · 28-10-2008 05:02PM

Anyway OP, after all that, how much did you make selling the Tupperware?

Roadend · 28-10-2008 05:14PM

What were the girls they felt up like? Any pictures?

Dave! · 28-10-2008 05:18PM

This thread reminds me of a time when I went to a party with 2 of me mates, copped an innocent feel of a few of the girls that were there, jumped up an down on a chair with me pants down, battered the sh*te out of a 15 year old, and then got kicked out by the dry f*ckers there!

I was well p*ssed off, so I just put me head through the porch.

Good times

Irishcrx · 28-10-2008 05:21PM

Dave! wrote: »

This thread reminds me of a time when I went to a party with 2 of me mates, copped an innocent feel of a few of the girls that were there, jumped up an down on a chair with me pants down, battered the sh*te out of a 15 year old, and then got kicked out by the dry f*ckers there!

I was well p*ssed off, so I just put me head through the porch.

Good times

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TradeSecrets · 28-10-2008 05:39PM

Easiest option....Pick up a stick and start swinging !!

scumbag sqpants · 28-10-2008 06:45PM

You should of clattered them they woul've doe the same

antodeco · 28-10-2008 06:45PM

To get any scumbags away, you should have dropped your pants and started wacking one off. Theres no way in hell they would come near you. Failing that, frying pan to the head. Family and Charlo style.

JimmyCrackCorn! · 28-10-2008 06:51PM

Dinter wrote: »

Did the cops catch them?

Just LOL. Thats all i can say about that. LOL:rolleyes:

I was assaulted by scumbags last week. They were irish and known to the guards. Did it make any difference. Did it fook. At least i stood up to them. (im no tough guy but if you dont stand up for yourself no one else will)

My question is how come you had 20-30 person party and you failed to get 4 reasonable sized lads to remove them?

Cuddlesworth · 28-10-2008 06:56PM

JimmyCrackCorn! wrote: »

(im no tough guy but if you dont stand up for yourself no one else will)

My Mom would stand up for me....

Gummy Panda · 28-10-2008 07:00PM

JimmyCrackCorn! wrote: »

My question is how come you had 20-30 person party and you failed to get 4 reasonable sized lads to remove them?

Yeah thats a bit strange.

Did you try using fire to get rid of them? Scumbags aren't that far from cave people. Surely fire would scare them.

Quazzie · 28-10-2008 07:11PM

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

My Mom would stand up for me....

She lies down for everyone else

JimmyCrackCorn! · 28-10-2008 07:17PM

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

My Mom would stand up for me....

She would stand up for me two. Your mom i mean:D

Sorry very immature i know but i cant help it.:rolleyes:

edit:
bugger too slow with the post back

DarkJager · 28-10-2008 07:46PM

JimmyCrackCorn! wrote: »

My question is how come you had 20-30 person party and you failed to get 4 reasonable sized lads to remove them?

Remove them?? If it was my gaff getting thrashed I wouldn't be letting anybody "remove" the knacker scum until they were at least bleeding out of their inbred little eyes....

Varkov · 28-10-2008 08:32PM

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

My Mom would stand up for me....

I'd stand up for your mom, wagh wagh wagh.

Wertz · 28-10-2008 08:51PM

120_Minutes wrote: »

scumbags appearing where they're not wanted and wrecking the gaff whe you try to eject them is pretty believable.

...and extremely common.
I've been at many's a party that had to finish up early due to being crashed by the local skanger brigade who always manage to blag their way in somehow with the sole intentions of making trouble, stealing sh*t and getting more drink/drugs.
It measn that party's need to be more sedate affairs and then they're not really a aprty anymore. Otherwise if the house is advertising the fact that there are a lot of people getting drunk and having a good time inside it, it only takes one knacker to spot it, get on his phone and round up a posse.
The mindset is "wreck the gaff"...it's all these pricks are good at...

Dave! · 28-10-2008 09:01PM

Wertz wrote: »

...and extremely common.
I've been at many's a party that had to finish up early due to being crashed by the local skanger brigade who always manage to blag their way in somehow with the sole intentions of making trouble, stealing sh*t and getting more drink/drugs.
It measn that party's need to be more sedate affairs and then they're not really a aprty anymore. Otherwise if the house is advertising the fact that there are a lot of people getting drunk and having a good time inside it, it only takes one knacker to spot it, get on his phone and round up a posse.
The mindset is "wreck the gaff"...it's all these pricks are good at...

True dat, was at a party a couple of months ago that resulted in bottles coming over the wall, a brick through the window and door, someone's car being completely destroyed (every window smashed), and a lovely street brawl to top it off. Took the Gardaí about 10 minutes to arrive, but when they did there was about 10-15 cars (no lie!).

Total buzz kill.

Also pretty embarressing because about 90% of the people at the party were foreign (french, belgian, dutch, etc.), and the morons causing the trouble were shouting clever things like "go back to your own country"... bleh bleh... Then they probably went over to Ibiza during the summer :rolleyes:

ToxicPaddy · 29-10-2008 02:08PM

FunkZ wrote: »

...So my mates kicked the bejaysus outta a load of them...

Yeah this happened a few years back when I was at a party, some local scumbags decided to try and barge in and take over, didnt take into consideration the fact that about 30 lads at the party may take offence and after some idle threats and the usual scumbag behaviour, they were prompty ejected in a rather unflattering manor with a few bruises to take home with em as souvenirs..

Once out on the street, they started hurling abuse again but ran like hell when a few lads chased them..

Tox

Galvasean · 29-10-2008 02:22PM

Irishcrx wrote: »

I would guess about 30-35.

So you guys outnumbered them by about ten to one and couldn't muster the courage to take them on... What were they giants?

Schism · 29-10-2008 03:13PM

Galvasean wrote: »

So you guys outnumbered them by about ten to one and couldn't muster the courage to take them on... What were they giants?

I thought the same, I was hoping it would be answered by now.

Irishcrx · 29-10-2008 04:20PM

Good lord lads, that was my original point they were totally outnumbered but nobody other than myself and a couple of others would lift a hand against them , there was a handfull of us who got stuck in that's it..

monkey9 · 29-10-2008 04:31PM

Irishcrx wrote: »

Good lord lads, that was my original point they were totally outnumbered but nobody other than myself and a couple of others would lift a hand against them , there was a handfull of us who got stuck in that's it..

You said you ran out into the garden!

TriciaDelicia · 29-10-2008 05:15PM

Skangers can't live with them can live without them.
They put dogs down for behaving badly why not them?

MOH · 29-10-2008 07:33PM

monkey9 wrote: »

You said you ran out into the garden!

I misread it first too, but I think in this:

Irishcrx wrote: »

A few of us got the ***** out into the garden and closed the door when one of them PUTS HIS ****ING HEAD THROUGH THE GLASS PORCH

the first ***** is probably cnuts - as in the OP and a few others kicked the scummers into the garden and then closed the door to keep them out.

Although it is easily misread as the OP hiding in the garden with some others, frantically holding the door closed, while crazy scumbag Johnny starts trying to break out to get at them. Though, obviously, the OP wouldn't be posting then.

I hate scumbags. :mad:

nobodythere · 29-10-2008 08:09PM

I have some story about a lot of travellers showing up to a house party with hurleys and terrorising the place.

But I wasn't there so I won't tell it

Scumbags....again

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