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Scumbags....again

  • 28-10-2008 2:35pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭


    Was at a party over the weekend, halloween thing etc all going well until about 2 in the morning some genious lets 3 scumbags into the party, in fairness it was packed and they may not have been noticed anyway. Now these lads were only looking for trouble starting feeling up random girls, one walked into the sitting room with the pants down and started jumping up and down on the chair, there was a 15 year old kid there who told him to put his pants back on and cop on, at this stage it was to much so we tried to remove them from the party when your man starts punching the crap outta the 15 year old and the other two go ape and start hitting man, women, child anything that moved, breaking glasses etc. A few of us got the ***** out into the garden and closed the door when one of them PUTS HIS ****ING HEAD THROUGH THE GLASS PORCH and opens the door again backed up by another bloody 6 scumbags that had now arrived...it was a nightmare, gards took over 40 mins to arrive and lads who could have been helping us protect people from these animals aka big blokes hiding behind ****ing couches, awful expierience it was careful who you tell about house parties.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,581 ✭✭✭dodgyme


    where did all this happen?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,661 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    What do you mean by "scumbags....again"? Did you let them in before?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    Was in Dublin, no just meant again as its another thread giving out about them. It was just a bit unbelievable.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,532 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Is it odd that this sounds like an average Saturday night to me??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,776 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    Was in Dublin, no just meant again as its another thread giving out about them. It was just a bit unbelievable.

    I beginning to form the opinion that people go look for scumbag stories just so we can all get angry. And when they can't find any, they make sh1t up.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    scumbags appearing where they're not wanted and wrecking the gaff whe you try to eject them is pretty believable.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    I use scum bags as my punching bag. Wish i could of been there to do some training.:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,972 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    OP are you sure they weren't Roma gypsies? Or Polish?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    A few of us got the ***** out into the garden and closed the door ...
    .... and lads who could have been helping us protect people from these animals aka big blokes hiding behind ****ing couches
    Ha! I love this. You legged it into the garden, leaving people behind, yet expect others to protect you and others?

    How does that work exactly? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    OP are you sure they weren't Roma gypsies? Or Polish?

    Im not racist but i just don't like........


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    OP are you sure they weren't Roma gypsies? Or Polish?

    ...or black polish roma gypsies from nigeria in modified cars? I hate them.




    Although to be fair to the OP, they were scumbags.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    your man starts punching the crap outta the 15 year old and the other two go ape and start hitting man, women, child anything that moved,

    :eek:

    You had children at this party???? Talk about a bunch of scumbags...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    OP are you sure they weren't Roma gypsies?

    Nah if they were Roma you could just throw a few cents out the door and lock it behind them when they go out looking for the money.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,725 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    2 stories... 1:a friend lets in some lads to his gaff and goes upstairs to ride his girl... comes down a few hours later and house wrecked.

    2: A lad I used to play football with turned into a junkie and I was having a few people round as the folks were away, said scumbag turns up at door with 2 mates asking to be let in so they can roll some joints and do some coke as it was raining out. I proceed to tell him to f**k off he gets mouthy, I get the big mean looking dog and the mates and they f**k off.

    Another one... girl let local scumbags in... about 15k damage done to house...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,706 ✭✭✭Voodu Child


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    when one of them PUTS HIS ****ING HEAD THROUGH THE GLASS PORCH and opens the door again backed up by another bloody 6 scumbags that had now arrived...

    Are you sure they weren't zombies? That would explain it tbh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Sounds like when they found there was

    a)no yayo
    b)no yokes
    c)no bangin choons

    then they decided to thrash the place.. Just out of curiousity, how many guys (not the scumbags) were in the house? Anymore than 3 and they should be ashamed for letting that happen..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    2 stories... 1:a friend lets in some lads to his gaff and goes upstairs to ride his girl... comes down a few hours later and house wrecked

    Heard a similar story (perhaps the same party, or a similar story, or else its an urban legend). Guy goes up to have some fun, people at the party let scumbags in, guy upstairs hears trouble and calls the guards, wraps a towel around him and runs downstairs.

    Long story short, gardai arrive pretty quick to find some naked bloke with an erection and still wearing a condom, beating the **** out of some scumbag in the front garden, towel strewn at his ankles. I'd say it was a pretty funny sight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,276 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    :eek:

    You had children at this party???? Talk about a bunch of scumbags...

    In fairness now, anyone under 18 is a child and it'd probably be regarded as strange if you havent been to a few by that age ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Sounds like a great party OP. Next time hook a brotha up yo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Bollocks buzz. A bunch of scumbags went to a party in my mates girlfriends house about a month ago. When they were asked to leave they started ****, just threats though. So my mates kicked the bejaysus outta a load of them, there were more knackers there like.

    Ahhhh college gaf partys :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    Zulu wrote: »
    Ha! I love this. You legged it into the garden, leaving people behind, yet expect others to protect you and others?

    How does that work exactly? :confused:

    I don't expect anyone to protect me mate I can protect myself I was more concerend with the girls getting punches in the face and other lads trying to pull the scum out while their boyfriends were hiding etc. So if nobody done anything and let them keep going would that have been a better idea?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    DarkJager wrote: »
    Sounds like when they found there was

    a)no yayo
    b)no yokes
    c)no bangin choons

    then they decided to thrash the place.. Just out of curiousity, how many guys (not the scumbags) were in the house? Anymore than 3 and they should be ashamed for letting that happen..

    I would guess about 30-35.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,555 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    this is what happens when you let dubliners into your house.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    So if nobody done anything and let them keep going would that have been a better idea?
    Who said that? I was just pointing out that you exited stage left (by your own admission) yet expect others to get involved.

    Perhaps you should have stayed put and protected the poor chaps hiding behind the couch?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    Mordeth wrote: »
    this is what happens when you let dubliners into your house.

    BOO!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    Zulu wrote: »
    Who said that? I was just pointing out that you exited stage left (by your own admission) yet expect others to get involved.

    Perhaps you should have stayed put and protected the poor chaps hiding behind the couch?

    I don't think you know what your talking about buddy, By keeping them in the garden I was protecting the people inside the house :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    there was a 15 year old kid there

    I reckon the cops might have an interest in your 'parties'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,285 ✭✭✭Smellyirishman


    Zulu wrote: »
    Ha! I love this. You legged it into the garden, leaving people behind, yet expect others to protect you and others?

    How does that work exactly? :confused:

    My understanding is that he wrestled the scum out into the garden, thus protecting the defenceless. After he had done this, the scum broke back in with a plate glass head butt.

    I doubt he'd be posting if he'd just legged it or hidden while girls and 15 yos we being felt up/beaten.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    My understanding is that he wrestled the scum out into the garden, thus protecting the defenceless. After he had done this, the scum broke back in with a plate glass head butt.
    Ah right
    Irishcrx wrote: »
    I don't think you know what your talking about buddy, By keeping them in the garden I was protecting the people inside the house :rolleyes:
    sorry misread you.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    OP are you sure they weren't Roma gypsies? Or Polish?

    Did any of them try to sell you a Wii thing???


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,725 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    noblestee wrote: »
    Heard a similar story (perhaps the same party, or a similar story, or else its an urban legend). Guy goes up to have some fun, people at the party let scumbags in, guy upstairs hears trouble and calls the guards, wraps a towel around him and runs downstairs.

    Long story short, gardai arrive pretty quick to find some naked bloke with an erection and still wearing a condom, beating the **** out of some scumbag in the front garden, towel strewn at his ankles. I'd say it was a pretty funny sight.


    No this guy came (no pun intended:D) down stairs and found the contents of his fridge emtied all over the walls/tv/microwave etc...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    noblestee wrote: »
    Long story short, gardai arrive pretty quick to find some naked bloke with an erection and still wearing a condom, beating the **** out of some scumbag in the front garden, towel strewn at his ankles. I'd say it was a pretty funny sight.

    Was he beating him with his erection? Cos that just brings new meaning to the words 'slapping the cyclops'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭Varkov


    A mate of mine had a was at a party in swords one time, where a few lads from the trinity rowing club turned up and started fighting, smashing stuff and ****ting in the milk.

    So it takes all sorts really.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,323 ✭✭✭Savman


    Did nobody offer them a cup of tea? :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭Nehaxak


    Mordeth wrote: »
    this is what happens when you let dubliners into your house.

    Oh really like the Pogues or the Wolfe Tones would've behaved any differently.
    Really don't understand what some people have against the Dubliners, they sang some great songs.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Dinter


    Did the cops catch them?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,257 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Anyway OP, after all that, how much did you make selling the Tupperware?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Roadend


    What were the girls they felt up like? Any pictures?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    This thread reminds me of a time when I went to a party with 2 of me mates, copped an innocent feel of a few of the girls that were there, jumped up an down on a chair with me pants down, battered the sh*te out of a 15 year old, and then got kicked out by the dry f*ckers there!

    I was well p*ssed off, so I just put me head through the porch.

    Good times


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    Dave! wrote: »
    This thread reminds me of a time when I went to a party with 2 of me mates, copped an innocent feel of a few of the girls that were there, jumped up an down on a chair with me pants down, battered the sh*te out of a 15 year old, and then got kicked out by the dry f*ckers there!

    I was well p*ssed off, so I just put me head through the porch.

    Good times

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 55 ✭✭TradeSecrets


    Easiest option....Pick up a stick and start swinging !!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30 scumbag sqpants


    You should of clattered them they woul've doe the same


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,658 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    To get any scumbags away, you should have dropped your pants and started wacking one off. Theres no way in hell they would come near you. Failing that, frying pan to the head. Family and Charlo style.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 752 ✭✭✭JimmyCrackCorn!


    Dinter wrote: »
    Did the cops catch them?

    Just LOL. Thats all i can say about that. LOL:rolleyes:

    I was assaulted by scumbags last week. They were irish and known to the guards. Did it make any difference. Did it fook. At least i stood up to them. (im no tough guy but if you dont stand up for yourself no one else will)





    My question is how come you had 20-30 person party and you failed to get 4 reasonable sized lads to remove them?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,010 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    (im no tough guy but if you dont stand up for yourself no one else will)

    My Mom would stand up for me....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    My question is how come you had 20-30 person party and you failed to get 4 reasonable sized lads to remove them?

    Yeah thats a bit strange.

    Did you try using fire to get rid of them? Scumbags aren't that far from cave people. Surely fire would scare them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,532 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    My Mom would stand up for me....
    She lies down for everyone else


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 752 ✭✭✭JimmyCrackCorn!


    My Mom would stand up for me....

    She would stand up for me two. Your mom i mean:D

    Sorry very immature i know but i cant help it.:rolleyes:


    edit:
    bugger too slow with the post back


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager



    My question is how come you had 20-30 person party and you failed to get 4 reasonable sized lads to remove them?

    Remove them?? If it was my gaff getting thrashed I wouldn't be letting anybody "remove" the knacker scum until they were at least bleeding out of their inbred little eyes....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭Varkov


    My Mom would stand up for me....

    I'd stand up for your mom, wagh wagh wagh.


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