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I think im going to be a father!!

  • 22-10-2008 09:47PM
    #1
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭


    Shes got the morning sickness... missed period.. stomach cramps... tingling breasts... headaches..

    Shes off to get the test tomorrow...

    :eek:
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  • #2
    miju
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭miju


    congrats man. without doubt being a dad has been the single most rewarding and enjoyable experience of my life (once I got over the crapping my pants stage that is :D:D )


  • #3
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    God help it.

    I mean, congrats :)


  • #4
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,453 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    i can see your ticker in your sig not lasting until 12 days.

    in all seriousness though, congrats.


  • #5
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    What are the odds the baby will be black?


    Pre-mature congrats


  • #6
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    miju wrote: »
    congrats man. without doubt has been the single most rewarding experience of my life being a dad :):)

    well its a little premature on the congrats, but she has been through the sensations once before so she thinks she might be.

    I she is pregnant i will publish the name of the contraception she on so you all can be wary of it!

    Mind you.. with my super sperm...


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  • #7
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Good god, two of them?

    No woman will be safe.


  • #8
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    What are the odds the baby will be black?

    im black from the waist down.. so i say there is a 50 / 50 chance


  • #9
    Gavin "shels"
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,989 ✭✭✭✭Gavin "shels"


    Thanks for the congrats lads, btw I'm your postman, snyper.:pac:


  • #10
    truecrippler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    snyper wrote: »
    Shes got the morning sickness... missed period.. stomach cramps... tingling breasts... headaches..

    Shes off to get the test tomorrow...

    :eek:

    Which 'She' are you referring to here?


  • #11
    miju
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭miju


    Gavin shels wrote: »
    Thanks for the congrats lads, btw I'm your postman, snyper.:pac:

    and now to roide mrs o Reilly :D


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  • #12
    hunter164
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,087 ✭✭✭hunter164


    Gavin shels wrote: »
    Thanks for the congrats lads, btw I'm your postman, snyper.:pac:
    Pffffffffffffft we all know it was the milkman.


  • #13
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,800 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    God help Athlone


  • #14
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Wahey!


  • #15
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    Oh dear God, they're multiplying.




    Congrats Snyper


  • #16
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Congrats if she is, the world could use more noble gentlemen like yourself!


  • #17
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Make sure you sign up a boards account, 'snyper junior' looks free.


  • #18
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Ruu wrote: »
    Make sure you sign up a boards account, 'snyper junior' looks free.
    So is Damien.


  • #19
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=28278

    What's with all the congratumalations? Or has a pregnancy been confirmed in the last few minutes?


  • #20
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    snyper wrote: »
    Shes got the morning sickness... missed period.. stomach cramps... tingling breasts... headaches..

    Shes off to get the test tomorrow...

    :eek:

    she isnt pregnant, she is just starting puberty


  • #21
    D_murph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭D_murph


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    she isnt pregnant, she is just starting puberty

    buuurrn :D

    congrats BTW :)


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  • #22
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Dudess wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=28278
    Small d in that whippersnappers name. Damien is still free.


  • #23
    DublinWriter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,599 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    snyper wrote: »
    Shes off to get the test tomorrow...
    Lidl are selling pregnancy and STD testing kits all this week.

    ...don't look at me like that, don't you know that there's a recession on?


  • #24
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    she isnt pregnant, she is just starting puberty

    harsh :rolleyes:


  • #25
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    DublinWriter wrote: »
    Lidl are selling pregnancy and STD testing kits all this week.

    ...don't look at me like that, don't you know that there's a recession on?

    ah i wouldnt be worried about their pregnancy tests....its their condoms i'd be worried about :eek:


  • #26
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    snyper wrote: »
    Shes got the morning sickness... missed period.. stomach cramps... tingling breasts... headaches..

    Shes off to get the test tomorrow...

    :eek:

    Congratulations! Who's the father?


  • #27
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    phasers wrote: »
    Good god, two of them?

    No woman / man / sheep / domestic pet will be safe.
    FYP! :pac:
    snyper wrote: »
    I she is pregnant i will publish the name of the contraception she on so you all can be wary of it!

    Mind you.. with my super sperm...
    Dude, the rest of us gave up on Tayto bags long ago! ;)


    Ah, srsly, Snyper, hope the news is whatever yourself and herself want it to be! :)


  • #28
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Juliana Hot Mill wrote: »
    Congratulations! Who's the father?

    It'll be on tomorrows Jerry Springer or Maury. :)


  • #29
    phantom_lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    Dudess wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=28278

    What's with all the congratumalations? Or has a pregnancy been confirmed in the last few minutes?

    imo


  • #30
    miju
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭miju


    fixed that for ya phantom lord

    https://webspace.utexas.edu/warnerwt/picard-facepalm.jpg


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  • #31
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    phantom_lord wrote: »
    [URL="[url]https://webspace.utexas.edu/warnerwt/picard-facepalm.jpg[/url]"]imo[/URL]
    snyper said he thought his girlfriend might be pregnant, no confirmation whatsoever, yet people were congratulating him. That's what my comment was based on... or was the irony really lost on you? In which case, facepalm right back at ya!


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