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I think im going to be a father!!

AckwelFoley · 2008-10-22 20:47:55

Shes got the morning sickness... missed period.. stomach cramps... tingling breasts... headaches.. Shes off to get the test tomorrow... :eek:

22-10-2008 8:47pm

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Shes got the morning sickness... missed period.. stomach cramps... tingling breasts... headaches..

Shes off to get the test tomorrow...

:eek:

Tagged:

snyper goes all ghey

snyper shoots blanks

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#2 22-10-2008 8:48pm

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congrats man. without doubt being a dad has been the single most rewarding and enjoyable experience of my life (once I got over the crapping my pants stage that is )

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#3 22-10-2008 8:49pm

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God help it.

I mean, congrats

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#4 22-10-2008 8:49pm

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i can see your ticker in your sig not lasting until 12 days.

in all seriousness though, congrats.

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#5 22-10-2008 8:50pm

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What are the odds the baby will be black?

Pre-mature congrats

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#6 22-10-2008 8:50pm

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miju wrote: »

congrats man. without doubt has been the single most rewarding experience of my life being a dad

well its a little premature on the congrats, but she has been through the sensations once before so she thinks she might be.

I she is pregnant i will publish the name of the contraception she on so you all can be wary of it!

Mind you.. with my super sperm...

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#7 22-10-2008 8:51pm

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Good god, two of them?

No woman will be safe.

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#8 22-10-2008 8:52pm

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Turd Ferguson wrote: »

What are the odds the baby will be black?

im black from the waist down.. so i say there is a 50 / 50 chance

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#9 22-10-2008 8:53pm

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Thanks for the congrats lads, btw I'm your postman, snyper.:pac:

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#10 22-10-2008 8:53pm

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snyper wrote: »

Shes got the morning sickness... missed period.. stomach cramps... tingling breasts... headaches..

Shes off to get the test tomorrow...

:eek:

Which 'She' are you referring to here?

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#11 22-10-2008 8:54pm

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Gavin shels wrote: »

Thanks for the congrats lads, btw I'm your postman, snyper.:pac:

and now to roide mrs o Reilly

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#12 22-10-2008 8:56pm

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Gavin shels wrote: »

Thanks for the congrats lads, btw I'm your postman, snyper.:pac:

Pffffffffffffft we all know it was the milkman.

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#13 22-10-2008 8:58pm

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God help Athlone

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#14 22-10-2008 9:00pm

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Wahey!

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#15 22-10-2008 9:01pm

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Oh dear God, they're multiplying.

Congrats Snyper

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#16 22-10-2008 9:02pm

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Congrats if she is, the world could use more noble gentlemen like yourself!

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#17 22-10-2008 9:03pm

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Make sure you sign up a boards account, 'snyper junior' looks free.

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#18 22-10-2008 9:04pm

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Ruu wrote: »

Make sure you sign up a boards account, 'snyper junior' looks free.

So is Damien.

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#19 22-10-2008 9:09pm

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=28278

What's with all the congratumalations? Or has a pregnancy been confirmed in the last few minutes?

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#20 22-10-2008 9:09pm

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snyper wrote: »

Shes got the morning sickness... missed period.. stomach cramps... tingling breasts... headaches..

Shes off to get the test tomorrow...

:eek:

she isnt pregnant, she is just starting puberty

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#21 22-10-2008 9:12pm

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admiralofthefleet wrote: »

she isnt pregnant, she is just starting puberty

buuurrn

congrats BTW

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#22 22-10-2008 9:13pm

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Dudess wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=28278

Small d in that whippersnappers name. Damien is still free.

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#23 22-10-2008 9:15pm

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snyper wrote: »

Shes off to get the test tomorrow...

Lidl are selling pregnancy and STD testing kits all this week.

...don't look at me like that, don't you know that there's a recession on?

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#24 22-10-2008 9:15pm

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admiralofthefleet wrote: »

she isnt pregnant, she is just starting puberty

harsh :rolleyes:

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#25 22-10-2008 9:16pm

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DublinWriter wrote: »

Lidl are selling pregnancy and STD testing kits all this week.

...don't look at me like that, don't you know that there's a recession on?

ah i wouldnt be worried about their pregnancy tests....its their condoms i'd be worried about :eek:

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#26 22-10-2008 9:20pm

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snyper wrote: »

Shes got the morning sickness... missed period.. stomach cramps... tingling breasts... headaches..

Shes off to get the test tomorrow...

:eek:

Congratulations! Who's the father?

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#27 22-10-2008 9:22pm

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phasers wrote: »

Good god, two of them?

No woman / man / sheep / domestic pet will be safe.

FYP! :pac:

snyper wrote: »

I she is pregnant i will publish the name of the contraception she on so you all can be wary of it!

Mind you.. with my super sperm...

Dude, the rest of us gave up on Tayto bags long ago!

Ah, srsly, Snyper, hope the news is whatever yourself and herself want it to be!

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#28 22-10-2008 9:25pm

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Juliana Hot Mill wrote: »

Congratulations! Who's the father?

It'll be on tomorrows Jerry Springer or Maury.

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#29 22-10-2008 9:25pm

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Dudess wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=28278

What's with all the congratumalations? Or has a pregnancy been confirmed in the last few minutes?

imo

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#30 22-10-2008 9:30pm

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fixed that for ya phantom lord

https://webspace.utexas.edu/warnerwt/picard-facepalm.jpg

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#31 22-10-2008 9:37pm

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phantom_lord wrote: »

[URL="[url]https://webspace.utexas.edu/warnerwt/picard-facepalm.jpg[/url]"]imo[/URL]

snyper said he thought his girlfriend might be pregnant, no confirmation whatsoever, yet people were congratulating him. That's what my comment was based on... or was the irony really lost on you? In which case, facepalm right back at ya!

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#32 22-10-2008 9:39pm

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hunter164 wrote: »

Pffffffffffffft we all know it was the milkman.

Could well be, does he put the milk inside or leave it at the door? I can tell you I alwasy post my letters.;)

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#33 22-10-2008 9:41pm

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Honestly Gav, yu wouldn't get your hole in a Polo factory :P

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#34 22-10-2008 9:44pm

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taidghbaby wrote: »

ah i wouldnt be worried about their pregnancy tests....its their condoms i'd be worried about :eek:

*insert comedy drum roll and crash cymbal noise here*

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#35 22-10-2008 9:48pm

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snyper wrote: »

Shes off to get the test tomorrow...

I can't believe you're making that poor girl miss a day of school, the junior cert is very important you know!

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#36 22-10-2008 9:54pm

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ISPCC, here we come.

If it's true, then jeez man, you just won't be the same when you become "mature"....

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#37 22-10-2008 9:56pm

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There is no god.

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#38 22-10-2008 9:56pm

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Oppsie. If it bursts out through her chest the good news is it's probably not yours.

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#39 22-10-2008 10:06pm

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Congrats, im sure it will be a lovely baby

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#40 22-10-2008 10:07pm

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Congrats, im sure it will be a lovely baby

thats a scary pic

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#41 22-10-2008 10:36pm

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Methinks if you survive this one mate it is time to get the snype.
And a whole new world of dick jokes awaits.

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#42 22-10-2008 10:49pm

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Gavin shels wrote: »

I can tell you I alwasy post my letters.;)

By hand?

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#43 22-10-2008 10:52pm

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Ahhh babies are great.

Congrats (or commiserations, depends on the news you want and the news you get)

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#44 22-10-2008 11:32pm

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Congrats

Just think of the pride you will feel as your kid sets of to its first day at school. Awwww

But then again, this IS snyper Junior we talk'in about.... :eek:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RbU-qYpSW3Y&NR=1

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#45 22-10-2008 11:43pm

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Ruu wrote: »

It'll be on tomorrows Jerry Springer or Maury.

Jeremy Kyle FTW

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#46 23-10-2008 1:50am

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Josef it it's a boy?

I've already bought it a teddy btw

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#47 23-10-2008 2:00am

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congrats snyper

snyper wrote: »

im black from the waist down.. so i say there is a 50 / 50 chance

...so yev a big flute then?

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marcsignal wrote: »

...so yev a big flute then?

Or he has a fetish for chimney sweeps ... :pac:

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#49 23-10-2008 8:37am

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/nervous swallow.

A daddy?

Snyper........?

/feels queasy

That can't be true

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#50 23-10-2008 8:40am

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/nervous swallow.

A daddy?

/feels queasy

Dont worry ... you cant get pregnant from that ...

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#51 23-10-2008 8:41am

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attentionwhore++

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