People really are smelly feckers.

Archeron wrote: »

I work in a large open plan office in which sit about 60 people. Most of the people in this office are girls, who wear nice perfume and smell nice. Despite that though, the stench that the office gives out is absolutely incredibly awful.

You don't tend to notice it when you're in there, but when you walk in from outside it hits you like a bus. Some parts smell like feet, some like armpit, some even have a strong odour of fish or curry. The wafts also interchange and move around the building like ghosts. "So what pong do we have in the boardroom today....oooh, its arse".
One girl walked in earlier this week and actually fell backwards and shouted out "Jesus" when she sniffed it.

When you think about it, most places that you know where people congregate do seem to have their own unique and terrible smells. Buses, offices, pubs, train stations.
And of course, because most people are frozen freeda's, opening the windows to let in evil fresh air cannot be tolerated.

So are humans just a naturally awful smelling species or do a lot of people just need to change their socks more often and stop farting in enclosed areas?

There's a sign in the canteen that says "free gym membership"; does that count? Does anyone know who Jim Membership is?

pablomakaveli wrote: »

I remember i was on the bus and a guy got on and sat down next to me.

the smell off him was unreal. it was one of the worst stenches i ever smelt. i honestly can't think of words to describe the smell.

luckily i only had to sit next to him for about 5 minutes as we were nearly at my stop. it was a good thing too as i was on the verge of vomiting.