Budget 2009 Survival Kit

Darragh29 · 13-10-2008 10:06PM #1

I've added the first item to the survival kit for the anal plummeling we will be receiving tomorrow. Please at further survival items as you deem them appropriate...

Wurly · 13-10-2008 10:10PM

Darragh29 wrote: »

I've added the first item to the survival kit for the anal plummeling we will be receiving tomorrow. Please at further survival items as you deem them appropriate...

Baked Beans
A sense of humour
Beer from Lidl
A hot water bottle
A wink and a smile.

shenanigans1982 · 13-10-2008 10:10PM

Screwdriver.

knird evol · 13-10-2008 10:11PM

Darragh29 wrote: »

I've added the first item to the survival kit for the anal plummeling we will be receiving tomorrow. Please at further survival items as you deem them appropriate...

Don't pack that away till the morning
Yore Ma will need it tonight

ninty9er · 13-10-2008 10:12PM

Tri wrote: »

Baked Beans
A sense of humour
Beer from Lidl
A hot water bottle
A wink and a smile.

I may not be old, but that brings back fond memories:)

shenanigans1982 · 13-10-2008 10:14PM

ninty9er wrote: »

I may not be old, but that brings back fond memories:)

Former Altar Boy?

Wurly · 13-10-2008 10:14PM

ninty9er wrote: »

I may not be old, but that brings back fond memories:)

BRING BACK THE SODA STREAM!!!!

stovelid · 13-10-2008 10:14PM

A sense of perspective.

Setun · 13-10-2008 10:17PM

A flight out of Ireland.

Gran Hermano · 13-10-2008 10:25PM

Tonight I'm filling the baths and all containers in the house with petrol, diesel, beer, spirits and cigarettes.

RTDH is also mailing me some blueprints so I can build a bunker where I can camp out until the recession is over.

xOxSinéadxOx · 13-10-2008 10:26PM

Daddio wrote: »

A flight out of Ireland.

can't afford that damnit!

AlmightyCushion · 13-10-2008 10:27PM

Daddio wrote: »

A flight out of Ireland.

We're in a resession, can't be spending money on things like flights. Best swim to England/America.

ejmaztec · 13-10-2008 10:28PM

Razor blade x 1.

Dancor · 13-10-2008 10:29PM

Shotgun

ejmaztec · 13-10-2008 10:30PM

A length of Tesco Value Rope.

13-10-2008 10:33PM

All the cigarettes, alcohol and petrol I can carry. Um, before tomorrow night.

Fad · 13-10-2008 10:37PM

Darragh29 wrote: »

I've added the first item to the survival kit for the anal plummeling we will be receiving tomorrow. Please at further survival items as you deem them appropriate...

If student fees come in, i might a have to get a job to pay for the lube so i can whore myself out to pay for freakin college!

Damn you recession!

Mushy · 13-10-2008 10:37PM

I say we keep the money and not actually buy anything....nope?

xOxSinéadxOx · 13-10-2008 10:38PM

I saw we sleep through it

MagicMarker · 13-10-2008 10:48PM

A nudey pic of a lovely girl, preferably with a lovely bottom.

mad m · 13-10-2008 10:48PM

Daddio wrote: »

A flight out of Ireland.

Watchout, you will be taxed!

miju · 13-10-2008 10:51PM

Daddio wrote: »

A flight out of Ireland.

Did I hear right today that they are planning a €10 "exit tax" from all airports...........WTF

Harpy · 13-10-2008 10:58PM

miju wrote: »

Did I hear right today that they are planning a €10 "exit tax" from all airports...........WTF

to be honest i don't think this is a bad idea, it's a good way of getting some money, its only ten euro it's not a huge amount, only problem would be for people who need to fly very regularly then maybe they could have a monthly or yealry payment for them..