Whats the biggest thing you've murdered?

Pighead · 2008-10-09 12:04:47

Was sitting here in a pair of fresh-ish underpants watching Loose Women when slowly but surely the thoughts of murdercrossed Pighead's mind. Have just turned it over to Scrubs for fear these thoughts spiralled out of control and somebody got killed. But that's probably just tough guy talk as who the hell could Pighead…

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#152 11-10-2008 05:28AM

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Two rabbits (at the same time), bumper ruined. A mile up the road, badger.

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#153 11-10-2008 07:56AM

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ScumLord wrote: »

According to the ignorant backwards farmers that I know badgers spread TB and impregnate virgins with the spawn of the devil. I've been in a taxi that reversed over one.

did you get impregnated:pac:

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#154 11-10-2008 08:01AM

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glynf wrote: »

A kitten with a claw hammer when I was five. It got its head stuck in a jam jar and I was trying to free it. It went a bit wrong.
I still remember the bollocking I got and was also banned from watching Tom & Jerry.
I recall it was a Black rubber handled Stanley hammer, mad the things you remember..
Is it any wonder I hate f**king cats.

I think Ive found relatives of yours in Australia.:pac:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055391266&highlight=Sadistic+year

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#155 11-10-2008 08:54AM

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Pighead! wrote: »

you're just being a repetitive boring ninkempoop!

lol

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#156 11-10-2008 02:50PM

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CDfm wrote: »

I think Ive found relatives of yours in Australia.:pac:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055391266&highlight=Sadistic+year

Heh, difference is I was riddled with remorse, at least at the time.;)

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#157 11-10-2008 02:57PM

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glynf wrote: »

Heh, difference is I was riddled with remorse, at least at the time.;)

yer not one of those lads who grew up to be a serial killer then?

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#158 11-10-2008 03:09PM

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This is one of the more horrible threads I've read lately.

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#159 11-10-2008 03:14PM

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Two bank tellers, 2 bank customers and the bank manager.

It was their own fault to be honest.

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#160 11-10-2008 03:25PM

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...SLEEP!

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#161 11-10-2008 04:22PM

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I once failed to rescue a duckling because I thought it was swimming rather than drowning. Other than that I'm the freak scooping bugs up and putting them outside rather than letting people kill em. I did go through a fly swatting phase in my early teens, but it haunts me.

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#162 11-10-2008 07:45PM

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[controversial]An ex-girlfriend of mine used to do heroin. She told me her and a few friends were smoking heroin with Shane McGowan when he thought it would be funny to stab one of her friends with a syringe containing (if I remember correctly) some kind of heroin/cocaine mixture. He died. Everyone agreed to say he died of an overdose.[/controversial]

I believe her as she was not a bull****ter, but she was bat **** crazy.

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#163 11-10-2008 11:35PM

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AARRRGH wrote: »

[controversial]An ex-girlfriend of mine used to do heroin. She told me her and a few friends were smoking heroin with Shane McGowan when he thought it would be funny to stab one of her friends with a syringe containing (if I remember correctly) some kind of heroin/cocaine mixture. He died. Everyone agreed to say he died of an overdose.[/controversial]

I believe her as she was not a bull****ter, but she was bat **** crazy.

:eek:

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#164 12-10-2008 01:19AM

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I killed the beat many times... the dope ass beat at that...

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