If you could teach the world one thing...

Acacia · 09-10-2008 09:35PM

Smart Bug wrote: »

Oooohhhh yeah, love that school mistress look.

Hurt me mistress, I've been a very bad boy

*Acacia takes off glasses seductively and takes down her hair*

See, we can be hot!

09-10-2008 09:36PM

Burial wrote: »

Yea, people need to learn their roundabouts!.

was just going to say the same thing!

Skellington · 09-10-2008 09:56PM

How to properly drive on a motorway.
Taken from here

Lane 1

The normal 'keep left' rule applies. Stay in this lane unless you are overtaking.

Lane 2

On a two-lane motorway, use this for overtaking only and move back into lane 1 when you have finished. You may also use this lane to accommodate traffic merging from the left.

On a three-lane motorway, you may stay in this centre lane while there is slower moving traffic in lane 1.

Lane 3

If you are travelling on a three-lane motorway, you must use this lane only if traffic in lanes 1 and 2 is moving in queues and you need to overtake or accommodate merging traffic. Once you've finished overtaking, move back to your left and allow faster traffic coming from behind to pass by.

CursedSkeptic · 09-10-2008 10:00PM

That life is meaningless and people aren't important

09-10-2008 10:29PM

Skellington wrote: »

How to properly drive on a motorway.
Taken from here

have you noticed on the new 3 lane m50 people seem to have completely abandoned the left lane and are using the centre lane and right hand lane as if they were the only ones available :mad: :mad: :mad:

09-10-2008 10:30PM

CursedSkeptic wrote: »

That life is meaningless and people aren't important

raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens...........

Burial · 10-10-2008 11:08AM

Deleted User wrote: »

have you noticed on the new 3 lane m50 people seem to have completely abandoned the left lane and are using the centre lane and right hand lane as if they were the only ones available :mad: :mad: :mad:

Just use the left lane then....

Another thing I'd teach, is NOT to sing along to songs. It drives me nuts!

Zangetsu · 10-10-2008 11:12AM

:eek: ^ what you talkin bout mo... If it wasn't for a sing along, a couple of pints and a lady sitting on a stain on the sheets you wouldn't be here!

Shame on you...

Burial · 10-10-2008 11:22AM

No, drunkin sing-alongs are fine, but singing to a song because you know the words, and so I can't listen to the song, only to your voice. THATS ANNOYING!

not yet · 10-10-2008 11:26AM

I'd like to teach everyone to say when people annoy them to say.........

Yeah......ask you're sister.

Zangetsu · 10-10-2008 11:41AM

@Burial: Your not getting away from that comment... Where would the world be without song... Back in your hole!

Burial · 10-10-2008 11:44AM

4zn76tysfajdxp · 10-10-2008 11:44AM

OT: Manners.

Thanks for reading.

Burial · 10-10-2008 12:02PM

Teaching NTL/Eircom to stop ringing me when I'm already a customer/don't want to be a customer. Half our calls are just from them!

Frada you are welcome.

astrofool · 10-10-2008 12:03PM

Fog lights (those lights integrated into the front bottom bumper) are for fog, and dazzle other motorists, increasing the chances of an accident occurring.

And that you look really stupid when you decide to turn them on only and not your headlights.

Burial · 10-10-2008 12:11PM

Lol! I did that once, and a taxi driver kept flashing me to turn them on, and I flashed him many times, until I realised that I had no lights on.

Also, a guy behind me had no lights on, so I turned on my hazards. He kept flashing me back until I turned off and on my lights. His and his wifes expressions were priceless!

Ross_Mahon · 10-10-2008 12:15PM

Teach the world to be Atheist which will free up more time to teach them more stuff.

Silenceisbliss · 10-10-2008 12:17PM

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

Teach the world to be Atheist which will free up more time to teach them more important stuff.

there ya go

Biggins · 10-10-2008 12:22PM

...to stop idiots thinking that America is always right and that their goverment is corrupt to the core by lobbists and their huge money buying ways.

Dardania · 10-10-2008 12:39PM

The Economist wrote: »

A law enacted in 1987 that banned shops from selling food below the invoice price. So we had the wonderful situation where our government were bringing Tesco and Dunnes to court for selling nappies too cheaply. Yep, you read that right. Thankfully the law was repealed in 2006, but some people still want it brought back!!

Sorry - but it's ultimately bad for the market - these shops entice you in with cheap prices on certain goods (but everything else is expensive but people are lazy so sure, they'll buy all while they're in one shop anyway) that smaller shops can't compete with which causes them to lose custom, close down - and then who are we left with? The big shops that can ratchet all the prices up again.

Varkov · 10-10-2008 01:06PM

How to make a proper cup of tea.

Earl Grey teabag from Lidl in first.
Add boiling water.
Smush teabag around for about half a minute.
Remove teabag.
Add 3 heaped teaspoons sugar.
Add splash of full fat milk.
Leave the spoon in while drinking.

Biggins · 10-10-2008 01:09PM

...how to teach the English how to pour a proper pint of guinness and not just slap it up on the counter in one go.

Burial · 10-10-2008 01:12PM

Americans do that too, according to my sister.

astrofool · 10-10-2008 01:17PM

Varkov wrote: »

How to make a proper cup of tea.

Earl Grey teabag from Lidl in first.
Add boiling water.
Smush teabag around for about half a minute.
Remove teabag.
Add 3 heaped teaspoons sugar.
Add splash of full fat milk.
Leave the spoon in while drinking.
Jam spoon up nose while taking first sip, and add Varkov to the list

Re: Dardania - The Groceries order was an awful piece of legislation, used by small shops to justify their own high prices. If the long term result is high prices anyway, at worst, we're back to where we started, at best, the competition between the big grocer's (Lidl, Aldi, Tesco, Dunnes, Asda(when they start up here), will stay intense, resulting in lower prices for all.

If you could teach the world one thing...

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