Hugh Hefner - Legend or dirty old man?

Xavi6 · 2008-10-10 01:53:28

http://www.thewest.com.au/default.aspx?MenuID=5&ContentID=101995 No arguments that the guy is a serious businessman and has done ridiculously well for himself, but should he still be shaggin birds a quarter of his age and flaunting it? For me, 19 year old twins = Legendary tbh

10-10-2008 02:53AM

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http://www.thewest.com.au/default.aspx?MenuID=5&ContentID=101995

Infertile Hefner gets dumped - but has twin back-up plan

10th October 2008, 7:00 WST

Octogenarian ladies’ man Hugh Hefner has come clean about the break-up of his relationship with Holly Madison, the model that the Playboy founder called “the love of my life”.

Hefner, 82, told E Online that the relationship started to crumble about six months ago when they learned he was unable to father a child.

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“With my sperm count, it’s not possible,” Hefner explained. “I was willing, but it was not possible. She’d like to be married and have children, but it’s not in the cards here for me.”

“If she says it’s over, it’s over,” Hefner said. “But like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.”

Don’t shed too many tears for the pyjama-loving king of the infamous Playboy mansion. He has already lined up Madison’s replacements - a pair of 19-year-old twins named Kristina and Karissa Shannon, who interviewed for the job earlier this month.

“They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends,” Hefner said.

No arguments that the guy is a serious businessman and has done ridiculously well for himself, but should he still be shaggin birds a quarter of his age and flaunting it?

For me, 19 year old twins = Legendary tbh

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#2 10-10-2008 02:56AM

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uhhh i find it all weird!!

all the girls want is his inheritence!

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#3 10-10-2008 02:58AM

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Doubt you could find many guys who wouldnt want 19 year old twins at 82.. or anytime actually.

Wow lucky guy!!

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#4 10-10-2008 02:59AM

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shoelaceface wrote: »

all the girls want is his inheritence!

Thats totally it!!
Teach me to be smart like you?

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#5 10-10-2008 03:02AM

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brendansmith wrote: »

Thats totally it!!
Teach me to be smart like you?

i cant share it... its my intelligence!!

but like great... who wouldnt want the inheritence! but just think of what they have to do to get the inheritence...

uhhhhhhhh *puke*

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#6 10-10-2008 03:05AM

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shoelaceface wrote: »

but like great... who wouldnt want the inheritence! but just think of what they have to do to get the inheritence...

uhhhhhhhh *puke*

Oh, im pretty sure that Hughs criteria is 'no gag reflex' tbh

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#7 10-10-2008 03:07AM

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shoelaceface wrote: »

i cant share it... its my intelligence!!

but like great... who wouldnt want the inheritence! but just think of what they have to do to get the inheritence...

uhhhhhhhh *puke*

Ok let's look at this logically for a second.

You're say 20. He's in his 80s. He's gonna for maybe another 5 years or so. For 5 years of a bit of shaggin and companionship you can set yourself up for the next 60 years.

Good business move if you ask me.

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#8 10-10-2008 03:13AM

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I'm sure those 19-year twin whores are with him for his personality. I really hope he leaves his money to a cats home.

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#9 10-10-2008 03:13AM

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they're his girlfriends, not his wives. They prob get a nice life, and a little bit of cash to keep themselves pretty... but they won't get **** if he dies unless he's personally written them into his will.

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#10 10-10-2008 03:14AM

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Xavi6 wrote: »

Ok let's look at this logically for a second.

You're say 20. He's in his 80s. He's gonna for maybe another 5 years or so. For 5 years of a bit of shaggin and companionship you can set yourself up for the next 60 years.

Good business move if you ask me.

slightly older than 20....

uhhh i couldnt!! uhhh im cringeing at the thought of it....

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#11 10-10-2008 03:15AM

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brendansmith wrote: »

Oh, im pretty sure that Hughs criteria is 'no gag reflex' tbh

he wouldnt like me then!! id puke all over his wrinkly ass!

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they're his girlfriends, not his wives. They prob get a nice life, and a little bit of cash to keep themselves pretty... but they won't get **** if he dies unless he's personally written them into his will.

So they have to be Very good whores

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#13 10-10-2008 03:18AM

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I don't get the Atari option...
In fairness he's a legend.

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#14 10-10-2008 03:18AM

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shoelaceface wrote: »

he wouldnt like me then!! id puke all over his wrinkly ass!

Here, the lads been ridin the cream o the crop for 60years, who knows what he is into now, hes gotta be bored with missionary is what im saying.

Vomity ass ftw!

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#15 10-10-2008 03:20AM

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brendansmith wrote: »

Here, the lads been ridin the cream o the crop for 60years, who knows what he is into now, hes gotta be bored with missionary is what im saying.

Vomity ass ftw!

il have nightmares tonight..... if i ever get tired enough to go asleep!!

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#16 10-10-2008 03:22AM

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He is both options really, He is a Legendary Dirty Old Man.

Don't much care for the Playboy style porn but the Lifestyle, Hell's Yeah!!!

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#17 10-10-2008 03:24AM

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An example for us all to follow - when I hit 80 I plan on still tapping 18 yr old ass. That, and Heff brought a world the greatest invention ever: Playboy. Absolute Legend. May he live long and be eternalised as a giant latex statue.

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#18 10-10-2008 03:27AM

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find one girl... in all of boards... who would realistically be hugh hefners girlfriend, and participate in all 'activities'...

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shoelaceface wrote: »

find one girl... in all of boards... who would realistically be hugh hefners girlfriend, and participate in all 'activities'...

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=33949

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#20 10-10-2008 03:33AM

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shoelaceface wrote: »

find one girl... in all of boards... who would realistically be hugh hefners girlfriend, and participate in all 'activities'...

Myabe you should start a thread in the Ladies Lounge.....

I bet you'll find at least one who would.

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#21 10-10-2008 03:34AM

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Xavi6 wrote: »

Myabe you should start a thread in the Ladies Lounge.....

I bet you'll find at least one who would.

that i will

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My ears are burning.
That's not all after I had my way with The Heff and gotten his wad*...

*cash?

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#23 10-10-2008 03:40AM

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Tara Le d'Arion wrote: »

My ears are burning.
That's not all after I had my way with The Heff and gotten his cash*...

*money?

Fixed

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#24 10-10-2008 03:44AM

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thread has been posted!!

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#25 10-10-2008 03:53AM

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how can you consider this guy a legend? I mean essentially he's just an old man who uses prostitutes. That's all they are. If I was filthy rich and single I'd have the best hookers in town around at my place all the time. Would I be considered a legend? No, of course not, just a pervert who uses hookers.

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#26 10-10-2008 03:57AM

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BraziliaNZ wrote: »

how can you consider this guy a legend? I mean essentially he's just an old man who uses prostitutes. That's all they are. If I was filthy rich and single I'd have the best hookers in town around at my place all the time. Would I be considered a legend? No, of course not, just a pervert who uses hookers.

so how does he get away with it... or does he!

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#27 10-10-2008 04:29AM

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shoelaceface wrote: »

so how does he get away with it... or does he!

How does he get away with what?

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#28 10-10-2008 04:33AM

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Yes he is a legend, much more so in his younger days though.

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#29 10-10-2008 04:34AM

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BraziliaNZ wrote: »

How does he get away with what?

being old with young ones.. even teenagers... and not get slated by everyone!!

if it was a local, he'd be ran out of the place!

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#30 10-10-2008 04:38AM

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well I mean I'm not slating him, although I'd like to think I'm not banging hookers left right and centre if I'm his age, or if I get rich, but he's not doing anyone any harm, just giving in to base pleasures. It's pretty perverted at his age.

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brendansmith wrote: »

Fixed

You are trying to fix something you don't understand eh.

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