Hugh Hefner - Legend or dirty old man?

Xavi6

http://www.thewest.com.au/default.aspx?MenuID=5&ContentID=101995

Infertile Hefner gets dumped - but has twin back-up plan

10th October 2008, 7:00 WST

Octogenarian ladies’ man Hugh Hefner has come clean about the break-up of his relationship with Holly Madison, the model that the Playboy founder called “the love of my life”.

Hefner, 82, told E Online that the relationship started to crumble about six months ago when they learned he was unable to father a child.

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“With my sperm count, it’s not possible,” Hefner explained. “I was willing, but it was not possible. She’d like to be married and have children, but it’s not in the cards here for me.”

“If she says it’s over, it’s over,” Hefner said. “But like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.”

Don’t shed too many tears for the pyjama-loving king of the infamous Playboy mansion. He has already lined up Madison’s replacements - a pair of 19-year-old twins named Kristina and Karissa Shannon, who interviewed for the job earlier this month.

“They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends,” Hefner said.

No arguments that the guy is a serious businessman and has done ridiculously well for himself, but should he still be shaggin birds a quarter of his age and flaunting it?

For me, 19 year old twins = Legendary tbh

shoelaceface

uhhh i find it all weird!!

all the girls want is his inheritence!

NoelJ

Doubt you could find many guys who wouldnt want 19 year old twins at 82.. or anytime actually.

Wow lucky guy!!

brendansmith

shoelaceface wrote: »

all the girls want is his inheritence!

Thats totally it!!
Teach me to be smart like you?

shoelaceface

brendansmith wrote: »

Thats totally it!!
Teach me to be smart like you?

i cant share it... its my intelligence!!

but like great... who wouldnt want the inheritence! but just think of what they have to do to get the inheritence...

uhhhhhhhh *puke*

brendansmith

shoelaceface wrote: »

but like great... who wouldnt want the inheritence! but just think of what they have to do to get the inheritence...

uhhhhhhhh *puke*

Oh, im pretty sure that Hughs criteria is 'no gag reflex' tbh

Xavi6

shoelaceface wrote: »

i cant share it... its my intelligence!!

but like great... who wouldnt want the inheritence! but just think of what they have to do to get the inheritence...

uhhhhhhhh *puke*

Ok let's look at this logically for a second.

You're say 20. He's in his 80s. He's gonna for maybe another 5 years or so. For 5 years of a bit of shaggin and companionship you can set yourself up for the next 60 years.

Good business move if you ask me.

super_furry

I'm sure those 19-year twin whores are with him for his personality. I really hope he leaves his money to a cats home.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

they're his girlfriends, not his wives. They prob get a nice life, and a little bit of cash to keep themselves pretty... but they won't get **** if he dies unless he's personally written them into his will.

shoelaceface

Xavi6 wrote: »

Ok let's look at this logically for a second.

You're say 20. He's in his 80s. He's gonna for maybe another 5 years or so. For 5 years of a bit of shaggin and companionship you can set yourself up for the next 60 years.

Good business move if you ask me.

slightly older than 20....

uhhh i couldnt!! uhhh im cringeing at the thought of it....

shoelaceface

brendansmith wrote: »

Oh, im pretty sure that Hughs criteria is 'no gag reflex' tbh

he wouldnt like me then!! id puke all over his wrinkly ass!

cHaTbOx

Mordeth wrote: »

they're his girlfriends, not his wives. They prob get a nice life, and a little bit of cash to keep themselves pretty... but they won't get **** if he dies unless he's personally written them into his will.

So they have to be Very good whores

dioltas

I don't get the Atari option...
In fairness he's a legend.

brendansmith

shoelaceface wrote: »

he wouldnt like me then!! id puke all over his wrinkly ass!

Here, the lads been ridin the cream o the crop for 60years, who knows what he is into now, hes gotta be bored with missionary is what im saying.

Vomity ass ftw!

shoelaceface

brendansmith wrote: »

Here, the lads been ridin the cream o the crop for 60years, who knows what he is into now, hes gotta be bored with missionary is what im saying.

Vomity ass ftw!

il have nightmares tonight..... if i ever get tired enough to go asleep!!

minidazzler

He is both options really, He is a Legendary Dirty Old Man.

Don't much care for the Playboy style porn but the Lifestyle, Hell's Yeah!!!

Overheal

An example for us all to follow - when I hit 80 I plan on still tapping 18 yr old ass. That, and Heff brought a world the greatest invention ever: Playboy. Absolute Legend. May he live long and be eternalised as a giant latex statue.

shoelaceface

find one girl... in all of boards... who would realistically be hugh hefners girlfriend, and participate in all 'activities'...

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

shoelaceface wrote: »

find one girl... in all of boards... who would realistically be hugh hefners girlfriend, and participate in all 'activities'...

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=33949

Xavi6

shoelaceface wrote: »

find one girl... in all of boards... who would realistically be hugh hefners girlfriend, and participate in all 'activities'...

Myabe you should start a thread in the Ladies Lounge.....

I bet you'll find at least one who would.

shoelaceface

Xavi6 wrote: »

Myabe you should start a thread in the Ladies Lounge.....

I bet you'll find at least one who would.

that i will

Tar.Aldarion

My ears are burning.
That's not all after I had my way with The Heff and gotten his wad*...










*cash?

brendansmith

Tara Le d'Arion wrote: »

My ears are burning.
That's not all after I had my way with The Heff and gotten his cash*...










*money?

Fixed

shoelaceface

thread has been posted!!

BraziliaNZ

how can you consider this guy a legend? I mean essentially he's just an old man who uses prostitutes. That's all they are. If I was filthy rich and single I'd have the best hookers in town around at my place all the time. Would I be considered a legend? No, of course not, just a pervert who uses hookers.

shoelaceface

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

how can you consider this guy a legend? I mean essentially he's just an old man who uses prostitutes. That's all they are. If I was filthy rich and single I'd have the best hookers in town around at my place all the time. Would I be considered a legend? No, of course not, just a pervert who uses hookers.

so how does he get away with it... or does he!

BraziliaNZ

shoelaceface wrote: »

so how does he get away with it... or does he!

How does he get away with what?

Holsten

Yes he is a legend, much more so in his younger days though.

shoelaceface

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

How does he get away with what?

being old with young ones.. even teenagers... and not get slated by everyone!!

if it was a local, he'd be ran out of the place!

BraziliaNZ

well I mean I'm not slating him, although I'd like to think I'm not banging hookers left right and centre if I'm his age, or if I get rich, but he's not doing anyone any harm, just giving in to base pleasures. It's pretty perverted at his age.

Tar.Aldarion

brendansmith wrote: »

Fixed

You are trying to fix something you don't understand eh.

minidazzler

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

how can you consider this guy a legend? I mean essentially he's just an old man who uses prostitutes. That's all they are. If I was filthy rich and single I'd have the best hookers in town around at my place all the time. Would I be considered a legend? No, of course not, just a pervert who uses hookers.

Remember they are not the Best in town, he uses the best in the world. That deserves respect!!!

flynnser19

he's having as much fun as he can and he's just right!!!i mean im sure he doesnt give a ****e about his money considering he cant take it with him so id say he's happy to spend it on these whores and sure he's a pervert but let him he's doing none of us no harm!!

Saint_Mel

If when he croaks it, he leaves none of his money to them ... then he will be a legend

dlofnep

He's a legend. I wish I was banging 20 year olds when I was 82!

BraziliaNZ

dlofnep wrote: »

He's a legend. I wish I was banging 20 year olds when I was 82!

Oh you can! They're called hookers!

Dragan

Well considering all three of his "current" "girlfriends" have left him, i think age is finally catching up with him.

At the end of the day, he built and Empire, challenged conceptions at the time and invented himself a style and a lifestyle that he wanted to live and put in the work to acheive it.

I'll give him legend status happily.

Glowing

Those girls are glorified prostitutes with absolutely no self respect, they're sharing a guy FFS! He can have as many girls as he likes, but do you think they'd be allowed a second boyfriend??! No chance!!

They're SO in it for the money, otherwise why aren't they down in the local old folks home getting it on with them?

Having said that, I like watching the program!

hada

old, very wrinkley, very immobile but a millionaire.


he's living the dream

mydogjack

walking advert for viagra.

halfinch

Dragan wrote: »

Well considering all three of his "current" "girlfriends" have left him, i think age is finally catching up with him.

.

WHAT?? Have kendra and bridget left too???

KnifeWRENCH

He's a dirty old man.........





......who just happens to be a LEGEND!
Seriously, what (straight) man wouldn't want what he has? He's filthy rich and lives in a mansion with loads of hot chicks dressed in skimpy bunny suits! If that's not a legendary achievement, I don't know what is.

MagicMarker

Who thinks all those that voted he's a dirty aul fella are women?

Damn wimminz

javaboy

MagicMarker wrote: »

Who thinks all those that voted he's a dirty aul fella are women?

Damn wimminz

That or bitter jealous men.

homerjay2005

well its clear that so far, 49 lads have voted legend and 20 girls have called him a pervert, as this man is nothing but a legend. he is doing nothing wrong, these girls are there in there own free will and i bet theres 1000's of other hotties that would take their places in a second.


also, check out these yound hefs in the making -

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/12_year_old_boy_scouts_volunteer

humbert

Are they really the best in the world?

I know bugger all about him or the girls in question but any time they have been on tv and and the girls both had the kind of rough, been around the block look. Together with breathtaking stupidity I really don't think they're the best in the world, unless your an inbred trucker or something of the sort.

I'd say the high class escorts the more discrete dirty old men use(still rather distasteful) would put them to shame any day.

jon burrows

I'm going with legend here. Go on Hugh............

d-gal

Hef is a legend, here is what he is 'interviewing'

http://www.theimproper.com/Images/Art/Hef9.jpg

Toe-Rag UTD

dlofnep wrote: »

He's a legend. I wish I was banging 20 year olds when I was 82!

I wish I was banging 20 years old and I am 30.. Lucky Bastars is our Hugh.

Dudess

He is a dirty, sleazy, creepy old man but meh, fair fuks to him - nobody's putting a gun to those girls' heads.

While many of the girls are beautiful, some of them are so plastic and seriously, seriously unattractive - the female equivalent of this: http://alterknacker.supernature-forum.de/chippendales_3.jpg

But that's because sexy has become naff - the old-skool playmates (including Marilyn) would have been far more attractive.

Orange, fake titted, generic looking ones with bleached hair/teeth are viewed as sexy now and it's bizarre - e.g. Jennifer Ellison is undoubtedly stunning but I saw a pic of her pre bleach and sunbeds: she had fairer skin and brown hair and she was unreal-looking... Miles nicer.

Toe-Rag UTD

Dudess wrote: »

He is a dirty, sleazy, creepy old man but meh, fair fuks to him - nobody's putting a gun to those girls' heads.

While many of the girls are beautiful, some of them are so plastic and seriously, seriously unattractive - the female equivalent of this: http://alterknacker.supernature-forum.de/chippendales_3.jpg

But that's because sexy has become naff - the old-skool playmates (including Marilyn) would have been far more attractive.

Orange, fake titted, generic looking ones with bleached hair/teeth are viewed as sexy now and it's bizarre - e.g. Jennifer Ellison is undoubtedly stunning but I saw a pic of her pre bleach and sunbeds: she had fairer skin and brown hair and she was unreal-looking... Miles nicer.

A sure your just jealous of the ladies in Hughes life? :P You wish you were there!!!

only kidding dudess.. fair point indeed you have.

I wonder if hugh has to bang a "big girl" just so all thoes slim girls feel real again? Is there such a thing as too much good Pussy? A scratchy chin moment me thinks?:rolleyes: