The best / stupidest 'writings on the wall' you've seen?

Retr0gamer · 08-10-2008 07:12PM

In the jacks in college:

'In this toilet there is no paper,
Behind the toilet is a scrapper,
If the scrapper can not be found,
then wipe your arse along the ground'

Turd Ferguson · 08-10-2008 07:20PM

Jack Sheehan wrote: »

Slightly off topic but has anyone noticed the rearranging of letters on the bins saying 'Litter' making them say 'Clitterus' [sic]?

Yes, it also uses some of the letters from 'Bruscar' too!

2 of my favourite are from the toilets in IADT college

On the walls it had "Flush twice, its a long way to UCD"

The other was a sign on one of the cubical doors that said Out of Order. Some genius wrote just above it so it then read "You're Out of Order"

Fulton Crown · 08-10-2008 07:21PM

On wall in Castleknock.

Jenny O'Brien I love you - I'd climb the highest mountain, cross the hottest desert and swim the deepest ocean for you.

PS See you Saturday - If it's not raining.

best boardsie · 08-10-2008 07:48PM

Not on a wall but what about the election poster for dick roach with dick scribbled out and cock written over it. Always makes me giggle.

SUNGOD · 08-10-2008 07:53PM

on a wall in waterford " i like fish" it was there for ages and then someone wrote under it "i also like cake"..........completely random but i love them

on a wall by a bad bend in a road in kilkenny that had seen its fair share of crashs " hey sponge wall"

Zillah · 08-10-2008 08:26PM

Dan133269 wrote: »

"Are you not entertained?" in Limerick

Love it.

chopperbyrne · 08-10-2008 09:53PM

Always amused by the sign in Pearse Station that has the Pe scraped off so it reads "arse Station"

Robbo · 08-10-2008 10:08PM

On the M6, there's a sign for an exit with "Up she flew!" written underneath Rhode.

Anyone care to advance a theory on this one?

08-10-2008 10:20PM

Toilets in Trinity:

Heisenberg
was
here

...

Maybe.

Kold · 08-10-2008 10:28PM

Oh there was one in FHM a while back that made me laugh. It was a billboard that said "SPEEDING - WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?"
Underneath someone had sprayed "Needed a shít!"

shayser · 08-10-2008 10:28PM

Back of the toilet door in work "da management" stuck one of those HSE stickers saying "Please remember to wash your hands", with, eh, a helpline number.

In case you need help washing your hands?

Mr. smarty, whoever he was, scribbled underneath "Please remember to wipe your arse". And another helpline number.

shayser · 08-10-2008 10:30PM

Kold wrote: »

Oh there was one in FHM a while back that made me laugh. It was a billboard that said "SPEEDING - WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?"
Underneath someone had sprayed "Needed a shít!"

Ha! Worked for Alex Ferguson.

08-10-2008 10:39PM

pigeonbutler wrote: »

In my old school's jacks. It was on the wall for a few years:

"Some come here to sit and think,
Others come to Sh!t and stink,
but I come here to scratch my balls,
and write graffiti on the walls!"

Poetry!!

When i was working in dunnes we had this on the wall:

"Some come here to sit and think
Others come to Sh!t and stink
some come here to play with their balls
but i come here to write on the walls"

Also seen a road sign that said LAYTOWN (in the big capital block letters used on road signs) and someone altered the L by adding two lines, so it read GAYTOWN. I laughed to myself.

SoWatchaWant · 08-10-2008 10:50PM

BEST ONE EVER

In a toilet cubicle in the lads' jacks-

"Beware of gay limbo dancers"

j-bone · 08-10-2008 11:24PM

on bathroom wall in keele uni (stoke on trent)

"if God gave the world an enema, He'd stick the tube in stoke"

hot2def · 08-10-2008 11:32PM

Myself and a friend got absolutely smashed one night, and ended up in Rick's.

I went down the stair to the jacks, and while there I noticed amongst the graffiti was "No Fat Chicks". I happen to like meaty looking women, so I added a line to the "n" so it now said "Mo Fat Chicks"

I was very pleased with myself, and I passed my friend as on the stairs on the way to the jacks, we didn't speak.

When she returned she was smiling like a mad yoke. I asked her what was up and she said "oh, there was some graffiti that said "Mo Fat Chicks" so I wrote "Mo Problems" under it..."

best night ever

Zaph · 08-10-2008 11:44PM

janeybabe wrote: »

'Scouts are gay' was written on the side of a scout hall in Cork. It was there for ages, years I think. I can't understand why the scouts didn't paint over it.

Mustn't have been bob-a-job week.

Best one I saw was on the door of a cubicle in a Budapest hostel - The toilet paper here is like Clint Eastwood. Rough, tough and takes no shít.

humbert · 08-10-2008 11:49PM

hot2def wrote: »

Myself and a friend got absolutely smashed one night, and ended up in Rick's.

I went down the stair to the jacks, and while there I noticed amongst the graffiti was "No Fat Chicks". I happen to like meaty looking women, so I added a line to the "n" so it now said "Mo Fat Chicks"

I was very pleased with myself, and I passed my friend as on the stairs on the way to the jacks, we didn't speak.

When she returned she was smiling like a mad yoke. I asked her what was up and she said "oh, there was some graffiti that said "Mo Fat Chicks" so I wrote "Mo Problems" under it..."

best night ever

Ok, I have to ask...with what? Even if I had a bag I'd leave it with the friend on the way to the loo!

punchdrunk · 08-10-2008 11:51PM

in the pavilons centre one of the doors to the parking has a sign
saying PUBLIC AREA

...the L has been skillfully removed

behind the ulster bank head office on Georges quay there was a wall with
anto+Aine 4 ever
and then clearly years later,in much newer paint had been added
PLUS KIDS
they then proceeded to list the names of each of their great unwashed spawn!

J.S. Pill · 08-10-2008 11:58PM

DaveyGem wrote: »

In UCD

"Pat Paterson and Chuck Norris are NOT effected by the recession"

Also the stupidest one has to be the many Glencullen sprayings on roadsigns in the Knocklyon Firhouse area, wtf!?

Surely he's graduated at this stage?

Insect Overlord · 09-10-2008 12:05AM

eoin2nc wrote: »

In the jacks in UCD, above the bog roll theres an arrow pointing to the bog roll ''Arts degree, please take one''

That one's in Mary I too

Jack Sheehan wrote: »

Slightly off topic but has anyone noticed the rearranging of letters on the bins saying 'Litter' making them say 'Clitterus' [sic]?

This was done to the bin outside the PE hall in my old school. It's been there for years!

There was a great one in LIT Library toilets about a guy I went to school with. In big black letters:

"Medical Student Hopeful D**** _____ Got a 'C' in Junior Cert CSPE".
The next cubicle had "D**** ____ puts the C in CSPE"

They were there for over a year, think they're gone now though.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 09-10-2008 12:11AM

Somewhere at a small petrol station in Mayo:

PLEASE LEAVE THIS BATHROOM AS YOU WOULD HOPE TO FIND IT
- with two naked blondes in it.

On Vending Machine in London:
Lift lid, insert feotus for refund.

tubedude · 09-10-2008 01:09AM

"Fact: 95 percent of us will die in our lifetimes"

Saw this in a toilet cubicle.
...or another one i saw on a wall outside a church, "Sam has aids"

SRFC90 · 09-10-2008 02:01AM

slipss · 09-10-2008 07:00AM

Great great thread kids, made my day.

Can't remember where I saw this but made me smile:

"God is dead" - Nietzsche 1879 Then written under it
"Nietzsche is dead" - God 1900: Don't fukk with the big dog

hot2def · 09-10-2008 09:20AM

humbert wrote: »

Ok, I have to ask...with what? Even if I had a bag I'd leave it with the friend on the way to the loo!

we both always have a a serious marker on our persons, a sharpie at the very least....

hobochris · 09-10-2008 09:40AM

On the way to Dunshaughlin, distance sign for Kilbride with the irish translation undernieth, cleverly changed/scrathed out to say "Ill ride kim" underneith "I ride 69".

always makes me laugh

Ross_Mahon · 09-10-2008 09:43AM

Kensington wrote: »

On the N81/Tallaght bypass:

TALAFORINA [sic] :pac:

Thats at the bottom of my road, There's also 'MUFFIN IS AN WANKER' and 'Deco woz ere'.

thejuggler · 09-10-2008 09:47AM

Saw this one in a book about graffiti years ago.

"Castrate rapists - have a ball!"

Also a few years ago during construction of the Elysian (upmarket apartment development and Irelands tallest building in Cork City) the builders had erected a hoarding around the site with marketing photographs of affluent people enjoying the 'superior lifestyle' that living in the building would give you. Some local wag added the line 'Skyscrapers are gay' to the hoarding. It was there for ages - gone now though since the building is finished.

Krieg · 09-10-2008 09:57AM

SRFC90 wrote: »

Haha
Genius

The best / stupidest 'writings on the wall' you've seen?

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