The best / stupidest 'writings on the wall' you've seen?

JohnCleary

Best: 'Practise random acts of kindness'

Stupidest/Worst: 'Take everything you can, give nothing'


Your turn....

AnonoBoy

"Smithers, release the hounds!"

stevoman

"Penis loves Fanny" is one of my personal favourites.

rowlandbrowner

fauriners out (sic)

Jigsaw

"Sex is gay" - Queen's University Student's Union.

And this

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2006/11/bill-stickers.jpg

Dragan

Somebody painted "Hip Hop don't stop" on the side of a takeaway.

Some other guy came along and added a C and an S to make "Chip Shop don't stop".

Wagon

"Free your Mind, Eat your TV".

It's near Houston Station, in the road the luas goes up twoards St James' Hospital. I don't know if it's still there.

Also, before the Dolphin's Barn Ice rink got torn down, someone just wrote this on the shutters:

"**** Off"

4zn76tysfajdxp

On a wall in Galway (paraphrasing):

"Even the weariest river winds to see" or something to that effect.

A year later:

"Smile, it makes you more mysterious" or something to that effect.

Another year later:

"Thanks for nothing hippies."

ShagNastii

In UCD found these two.

I rode ur ma........................Go home dad your drunk

Toilet covered in graffti


Ah for F*ck sake lads look what you've done to my office

Kold

In our college jacks; "I am Polish plumber. I am not laugh."

Kensington

On the N81/Tallaght bypass:

TALAFORINA [sic] :pac:

JC 2K3

In a toilet cubicle in TCD, on the right side of the cubicle, the following is written:

"To play toilet tennis, look left".

On the left side of the cubicle, the following is written:

"To play toilet tennis, look right".

Hours of fun.

eoin2nc

In the jacks in UCD, above the bog roll theres an arrow pointing to the bog roll ''Arts degree, please take one''

Soby

eoin2nc wrote: »

In the jacks in UCD, above the bog roll theres an arrow pointing to the bog roll ''Arts degree, please take one''

genius

fillmore jive

UCD science jacks: 'you dont take a dump here, you leave a dump here'

also 'who brings a pen to the toilet?'

Sconsey

On the inside of a toilet cubicle door in GMIT (at the bottom of the door just above the gap)....'Beware gay limbo dancers'

ART6

In a toilet: "No use standing on the seat. The crabs in here can jump six feet".

On the wall of a Barclays bank when Nelson Mandela was in jail: "Free Nelson Mandela" under which someone else wrote "With every five gallons".

"Gravity is a myth. The earth sucks".

Puck

At one of the DART stations in Leixlip:

Enjoy work you TWATS!

Robbo

eoin2nc wrote: »

In the jacks in UCD, above the bog roll theres an arrow pointing to the bog roll ''Arts degree, please take one''

I'm pretty sure that gag pre-dates Christianity.

NUI,G has the irrepressible "Murt loves tits".

axel rose

outside a pub in Navan
"deborah has carbs"

Old one from dundalk " the sweat is hopping off dot"

Both gone now booo :mad:

Zzippy

"Here I sit, broken hearted
Came for a sh1t and only farted"

(Probably one from Flutterinbantam...)

tony1kenobi

My school playground when I was a kid

"Spurs is a poof"

It wasn't me......

Squiggle

"Please do not flush the toilet when the train is stationary.......except at Portlaoise "

somethingwitty

Just the word "Jam" written at the side of a bus depot.

super_furry

There's a building site down in Firhouse running along the main road where apparently a church is being built. For about 100 yards there's red wooden hoarding running along the side of the site and facing the main road and someone got a bucket of paint and a paint roller and wrote 'Keep God out of Firhouse' in 6 foot high all along it. Even made the local paper.

illdoit2morrow

On the back of a toilet cubicle door, "Beware of limbo dancers" with arrow pointing down to the gap at the bottom of the door.

Nalz

"if you can read this you can read"

"why do people write on walls"

"Tiocfaidh ar la you cun'ts"

youcancallmeal

Around head height in the fellas jacks in work "If your looking up here you must be ashamed of something down there"

and2

in this toilet do not linger, use the paper not your finger!

Wucking Fanker

Saw this one near Broombridge train station........

"WESTLIFE SCUM OUT".

:eek::D

javaboy

Trilla wrote: »

"Tiocfaidh ar la you cun'ts"

On a wall in Whitestown in D15 years ago some genius had spraypainted "Chucky are law."

I'm sure he was trying to be ironic or something. :rolleyes:

IronMan

My favourite from my college days was "Flush twice, its a long way to the canteen".

Mr. Presentable

On a Ladies Toilet door in the RDS

"No dogs allowed"

AnonoBoy

Wucking Fanker wrote: »

Saw this one near Broombridge train station........

"WESTLIFE SCUM OUT".

:eek::D

They should get a giant version of that put up in the arrivals hall of Dublin airport.

pigeonbutler

In my old school's jacks. It was on the wall for a few years:

"Some come here to sit and think,
Others come to Sh!t and stink,
but I come here to scratch my balls,
and write graffiti on the walls!"

Poetry!!

james123

Down with graffiti! on the side of a wall in tallaght

james123

or on a toilet in work

"my das shepards pie is quer nice boy"

Fishyfreak

Greendale SC Kilbarrack "Live by the shops, die by the shops"

St Annes Park, @Par 3 Golf " Gowan da females!"

Publin

Not sure if this qualifies, but:

On a local road, there's a sign that was put up warning
"RAMPS FOR 500m". Some genius added a "T" to the start of it for it now reads "TRAMPS FOR 500m".

Childish, yet amusing :pac:.

Jigsaw

I've heard about this one but not seen it.

Apparently somewhere in England there is some big religious placard saying "Jesus Saves" and below it someone has written, "but Satan scores on the rebound".

Thought that was rather good.

tdow

Someone around Kilkenny thought it would be funny to spray paint HAMMERTIME on a few of the stop signs.

They were right . Always gives me a chuckle when i see it

ProjectColossus

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/72/223075056_a45d7a57c8.jpg

Thomas_S_Hunterson

In UCD jacks:
"Anyone can piss on the floor...be a hero, sh1t on the ceiling."

Betsysquared

On the dual carriageway leaving Galway someone has crossed out the word "shoulder" and put "dick"

So sign reads....

"end of hard dick"

Stupid, but I always laugh..........

Ciaran500

This is written just down the road from me, says it all really.

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/5486/dsc00343hz1.jpg

Duff

Few from the jacks at college last year

''The sh1t is flowing outta me today''

''George bush is a legend''

''Id ride the cleaner''

''For chicken food call John on 08772....''

And on the inside of the toilet lid ''Canteen delieveries this way''

DaveyGem

In UCD

"Pat Paterson and Chuck Norris are NOT effected by the recession"

Also the stupidest one has to be the many Glencullen sprayings on roadsigns in the Knocklyon Firhouse area, wtf!?

rainbow kirby

super_furry wrote: »

There's a building site down in Firhouse running along the main road where apparently a church is being built. For about 100 yards there's red wooden hoarding running along the side of the site and facing the main road and someone got a bucket of paint and a paint roller and wrote 'Keep God out of Firhouse' in 6 foot high all along it. Even made the local paper.

This was right behind my house, I nearly fell over laughing when I went past it going for my run the morning after it was done.

Frisbee

Damo + Laura
2getha 4eva

Many variables, but always gives me a laugh....

FlutterinBantam

"I used to be a necrophiliac, till this rotten cnunt split on me":D

Tube stn Maida Vale.

dr.bollocko

"We'll never forget you Tommy Sands" on the back of a chair in a bar I used to work in years ago.