The best / stupidest 'writings on the wall' you've seen?

IronMan · 08-10-2008 03:55PM

My favourite from my college days was "Flush twice, its a long way to the canteen".

Mr. Presentable · 08-10-2008 04:00PM

On a Ladies Toilet door in the RDS

"No dogs allowed"

AnonoBoy · 08-10-2008 04:11PM

Wucking Fanker wrote: »

Saw this one near Broombridge train station........

"WESTLIFE SCUM OUT".

:eek::D

They should get a giant version of that put up in the arrivals hall of Dublin airport.

pigeonbutler · 08-10-2008 04:19PM

In my old school's jacks. It was on the wall for a few years:

"Some come here to sit and think,
Others come to Sh!t and stink,
but I come here to scratch my balls,
and write graffiti on the walls!"

Poetry!!

james123 · 08-10-2008 04:42PM

Down with graffiti! on the side of a wall in tallaght

james123 · 08-10-2008 04:44PM

or on a toilet in work

"my das shepards pie is quer nice boy"

Fishyfreak · 08-10-2008 04:49PM

Greendale SC Kilbarrack "Live by the shops, die by the shops"

St Annes Park, @Par 3 Golf " Gowan da females!"

Publin · 08-10-2008 04:59PM

Not sure if this qualifies, but:

On a local road, there's a sign that was put up warning
"RAMPS FOR 500m". Some genius added a "T" to the start of it for it now reads "TRAMPS FOR 500m".

Childish, yet amusing :pac:.

Jigsaw · 08-10-2008 05:02PM

I've heard about this one but not seen it.

Apparently somewhere in England there is some big religious placard saying "Jesus Saves" and below it someone has written, "but Satan scores on the rebound".

Thought that was rather good.

tdow · 08-10-2008 05:15PM

Someone around Kilkenny thought it would be funny to spray paint HAMMERTIME on a few of the stop signs.

They were right

. Always gives me a chuckle when i see it

ProjectColossus · 08-10-2008 05:21PM

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/72/223075056_a45d7a57c8.jpg

Thomas_S_Hunterson · 08-10-2008 05:21PM

In UCD jacks:
"Anyone can piss on the floor...be a hero, sh1t on the ceiling."

Betsysquared · 08-10-2008 05:46PM

On the dual carriageway leaving Galway someone has crossed out the word "shoulder" and put "dick"

So sign reads....

"end of hard dick"

Stupid, but I always laugh..........

Ciaran500 · 08-10-2008 05:48PM

This is written just down the road from me, says it all really.

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/5486/dsc00343hz1.jpg

Duff · 08-10-2008 05:58PM

Few from the jacks at college last year

''The sh1t is flowing outta me today''

''George bush is a legend''

''Id ride the cleaner''

''For chicken food call John on 08772....''

And on the inside of the toilet lid ''Canteen delieveries this way''

DaveyGem · 08-10-2008 06:04PM

In UCD

"Pat Paterson and Chuck Norris are NOT effected by the recession"

Also the stupidest one has to be the many Glencullen sprayings on roadsigns in the Knocklyon Firhouse area, wtf!?

rainbow kirby · 08-10-2008 06:13PM

super_furry wrote: »

There's a building site down in Firhouse running along the main road where apparently a church is being built. For about 100 yards there's red wooden hoarding running along the side of the site and facing the main road and someone got a bucket of paint and a paint roller and wrote 'Keep God out of Firhouse' in 6 foot high all along it. Even made the local paper.

This was right behind my house, I nearly fell over laughing when I went past it going for my run the morning after it was done.

Frisbee · 08-10-2008 06:19PM

Damo + Laura
2getha 4eva

Many variables, but always gives me a laugh....

FlutterinBantam · 08-10-2008 06:22PM

"I used to be a necrophiliac, till this rotten cnunt split on me":D

Tube stn Maida Vale.

dr.bollocko · 08-10-2008 06:23PM

"We'll never forget you Tommy Sands" on the back of a chair in a bar I used to work in years ago.

magick · 08-10-2008 06:25PM

in college here theirs "Putin 08!"

Awful Scut Mk2 · 08-10-2008 06:28PM

On some section of the Tralee (I think) bypass, the construction company put up a sign last year reading 'Road completed five months ahead of schedule by XXX construction'.

Someone else took a can of spray paint and added underneath: Well fair play to ye.

Dan133269 · 08-10-2008 06:29PM

"Are you not entertained?" in Limerick

and this is i think the most idiotic piece of graffiti ever, i'll honestly be surprised if anyone can top this.
"Up fu*k
Watford Kilkenny"
I assume they were trying to write up waterford fu*k kilkenny. The irony is it was right next to a school, needless to say its literacy levels weren't the best

dreamer_ire · 08-10-2008 06:30PM

Saw it in the 80's on a wall in Dublin

"Free Nicky Kelly"
and added
"with every pack of kelloggs corn flakes"

Loved it, still my fav to this day!

ShagNastii · 08-10-2008 06:49PM

Remember my mate telling me he was on duty with the FCA which involed him being in a small hut outside a shooting range I warn people in danger. He was in this hut nobody came near for about 10 hours. The hut was covered in graffti. He looked under a bench which was in the hut and in clear writing somebody had writen.

I can't believe you are sooo bored that you actually looked under the bench, ****e isn't it

Toto Wolfcastle · 08-10-2008 06:51PM

'Scouts are gay' was written on the side of a scout hall in Cork. It was there for ages, years I think. I can't understand why the scouts didn't paint over it.

JerryHandbag · 08-10-2008 06:51PM

An a toilet wall I saw "Tiocfaidh ar la-la" followed by a crude sketch of la-la the tellytubby in full IRA clothing

Graffiti on a closed-down shop in Limerick saying "Please turn at the next right for <insert offiensive homosexual term here> street".....very funny since the street they were referring to is actually on the left!:D

hot2def · 08-10-2008 06:57PM

excuse me, is the word "stupidest" misspelled in the title?

dr.bollocko · 08-10-2008 06:59PM

hot2def wrote: »

excuse me, is the word "stupidest" misspelled in the title?

ROFL

Jack Sheehan · 08-10-2008 06:59PM

Slightly off topic but has anyone noticed the rearranging of letters on the bins saying 'Litter' making them say 'Clitterus' [sic]?

The best / stupidest 'writings on the wall' you've seen?

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