The best / stupidest 'writings on the wall' you've seen?

JohnCleary · 08-10-2008 12:57PM #1

Best: 'Practise random acts of kindness'

Stupidest/Worst: 'Take everything you can, give nothing'

Your turn....

AnonoBoy · 08-10-2008 12:58PM

"Smithers, release the hounds!"

stevoman · 08-10-2008 12:59PM

"Penis loves Fanny" is one of my personal favourites.

rowlandbrowner · 08-10-2008 01:01PM

fauriners out (sic)

Jigsaw · 08-10-2008 01:07PM

"Sex is gay" - Queen's University Student's Union.

And this

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2006/11/bill-stickers.jpg

Dragan · 08-10-2008 01:09PM

Somebody painted "Hip Hop don't stop" on the side of a takeaway.

Some other guy came along and added a C and an S to make "Chip Shop don't stop".

Wagon · 08-10-2008 01:12PM

"Free your Mind, Eat your TV".

It's near Houston Station, in the road the luas goes up twoards St James' Hospital. I don't know if it's still there.

Also, before the Dolphin's Barn Ice rink got torn down, someone just wrote this on the shutters:

"**** Off"

4zn76tysfajdxp · 08-10-2008 01:14PM

On a wall in Galway (paraphrasing):

"Even the weariest river winds to see" or something to that effect.

A year later:

"Smile, it makes you more mysterious" or something to that effect.

Another year later:

"Thanks for nothing hippies."

ShagNastii · 08-10-2008 01:14PM

In UCD found these two.

I rode ur ma........................Go home dad your drunk

Toilet covered in graffti

Ah for F*ck sake lads look what you've done to my office

Kold · 08-10-2008 01:15PM

In our college jacks; "I am Polish plumber. I am not laugh."

Kensington · 08-10-2008 01:20PM

On the N81/Tallaght bypass:

TALAFORINA [sic] :pac:

JC 2K3 · 08-10-2008 01:35PM

In a toilet cubicle in TCD, on the right side of the cubicle, the following is written:

"To play toilet tennis, look left".

On the left side of the cubicle, the following is written:

"To play toilet tennis, look right".

Hours of fun.

eoin2nc · 08-10-2008 01:40PM

In the jacks in UCD, above the bog roll theres an arrow pointing to the bog roll ''Arts degree, please take one''

Soby · 08-10-2008 01:42PM

eoin2nc wrote: »

In the jacks in UCD, above the bog roll theres an arrow pointing to the bog roll ''Arts degree, please take one''

genius

fillmore jive · 08-10-2008 01:43PM

UCD science jacks: 'you dont take a dump here, you leave a dump here'

also 'who brings a pen to the toilet?'

Sconsey · 08-10-2008 01:48PM

On the inside of a toilet cubicle door in GMIT (at the bottom of the door just above the gap)....'Beware gay limbo dancers'

ART6 · 08-10-2008 01:50PM

In a toilet: "No use standing on the seat. The crabs in here can jump six feet".

On the wall of a Barclays bank when Nelson Mandela was in jail: "Free Nelson Mandela" under which someone else wrote "With every five gallons".

"Gravity is a myth. The earth sucks".

Puck · 08-10-2008 01:51PM

At one of the DART stations in Leixlip:

Enjoy work you TWATS!

Robbo · 08-10-2008 01:53PM

eoin2nc wrote: »

In the jacks in UCD, above the bog roll theres an arrow pointing to the bog roll ''Arts degree, please take one''

I'm pretty sure that gag pre-dates Christianity.

NUI,G has the irrepressible "Murt loves tits".

axel rose · 08-10-2008 02:04PM

outside a pub in Navan
"deborah has carbs"

Old one from dundalk " the sweat is hopping off dot"

Both gone now booo :mad:

Zzippy · 08-10-2008 02:56PM

"Here I sit, broken hearted
Came for a sh1t and only farted"

(Probably one from Flutterinbantam...)

tony1kenobi · 08-10-2008 03:14PM

My school playground when I was a kid

"Spurs is a poof"

It wasn't me......

Squiggle · 08-10-2008 03:19PM

"Please do not flush the toilet when the train is stationary.......except at Portlaoise "

somethingwitty · 08-10-2008 03:20PM

Just the word "Jam" written at the side of a bus depot.

super_furry · 08-10-2008 03:22PM

There's a building site down in Firhouse running along the main road where apparently a church is being built. For about 100 yards there's red wooden hoarding running along the side of the site and facing the main road and someone got a bucket of paint and a paint roller and wrote 'Keep God out of Firhouse' in 6 foot high all along it. Even made the local paper.

illdoit2morrow · 08-10-2008 03:23PM

On the back of a toilet cubicle door, "Beware of limbo dancers" with arrow pointing down to the gap at the bottom of the door.

Nalz · 08-10-2008 03:27PM

"if you can read this you can read"

"why do people write on walls"

"Tiocfaidh ar la you cun'ts"

youcancallmeal · 08-10-2008 03:33PM

Around head height in the fellas jacks in work "If your looking up here you must be ashamed of something down there"

and2 · 08-10-2008 03:37PM

in this toilet do not linger, use the paper not your finger!

Wucking Fanker · 08-10-2008 03:44PM

Saw this one near Broombridge train station........

"WESTLIFE SCUM OUT".

:eek::D

javaboy · 08-10-2008 03:47PM

Trilla wrote: »

"Tiocfaidh ar la you cun'ts"

On a wall in Whitestown in D15 years ago some genius had spraypainted "Chucky are law."

I'm sure he was trying to be ironic or something. :rolleyes:

The best / stupidest 'writings on the wall' you've seen?

Comments