Would you use the urinals in uni-sex toilets?

Prof.Badass · 06-10-2008 09:18PM #1

for guys only.

well, would you take a slash with all sorts of wimmins looking?

-honestly though...

abouttobebanned · 06-10-2008 09:19PM

Course I would. It's all natural.

humbert · 06-10-2008 09:19PM

Dunno. I'd probably consider it rather impolite.

dr.bollocko · 06-10-2008 09:19PM

Me.
In a second.
Have you seen my knob?
Tragi-comedy always gets me the chicks.

brianthebard · 06-10-2008 09:20PM

It might add to the auld stage fright, but I'd give it a go anyways.

Nehaxak · 06-10-2008 09:20PM

I'd piss in the sink, for added realism.

LEIN · 06-10-2008 09:20PM

yes, wouldn't bother me at all.

Prof.Badass · 06-10-2008 09:24PM

Damo9090 wrote: »

yes, wouldn't bother me at all.

Even if they came up beside you and started talking to you?

Skanger girls wouldn't think twice about commenting on your penis size while you try and relieve your bladder.

06-10-2008 09:25PM

Nehaxak wrote: »

I'd piss in the sink, for added realism.

Ha. Remember being in the toilets in Supermacs bout 2 years ago. All the urinals were full so some absolutely hammered lad goes to those automatic sinks thinking it was one and starts pissing into it. All the while his mickey activated it and got soaped, soaked and blowdried.

shenanigans1982 · 06-10-2008 09:27PM

vinylmesh wrote: »

Even if they came up beside you and started talking to you?

Skanger girls wouldn't think twice about commenting on your penis size while you try and relieve your bladder.

"It might look small but it's a nice mouthful"

Yes I would use them and if it made them feel any less uncomfortable I would drop my trousers around my ankles and try hover above the urinal.

HalloweenJack · 06-10-2008 09:31PM

No chance. I can't even slash in front of lads.

dr.bollocko · 06-10-2008 09:35PM

HalloweenJack wrote: »

No chance. I can't even slash in front of lads.

Case of Hallowe'en jacks eh?

LEIN · 06-10-2008 09:40PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Ha. Remember being in the toilets in Supermacs bout 2 years ago. All the urinals were full so some absolutely hammered lad goes to those automatic sinks thinking it was one and starts pissing into it. All the while his mickey activated it and got soaped, soaked and blowdried.

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

"It might look small but it's a nice mouthful"
.

Covered!

Greenmachine · 06-10-2008 09:41PM

Sure why not. I [EMAIL="don@t"]don't[/EMAIL] expect other guys to eye my knob in the gents. I don't expect ladies to eye it in a unisex toilet. If they see it they must have been trying to see it.

LEIN · 06-10-2008 09:43PM

Greenmachine wrote: »

Sure why not. I don't expect other guys to eye my knob in the gents. I don't expect ladies to eye it in a unisex toilet. If they see it they must have been trying to see it.

and if she is a half decent bird you might let her have a look.

dlofnep · 06-10-2008 09:54PM

Would you take a dump in one is the question? A dump is a private ritual for the auld dlofnep. I remember I was in work once, and did a big LOUD EGGY one in the jacks.. Only to come out and see this gorgeous polish cleaning lady staring at me. I didn't even wash my hands, I just pegged it.

Guy:Incognito · 06-10-2008 10:02PM

vinylmesh wrote: »

.Would you use the urinals in uni-sex toilets?

I'd make a point of it.

Even if I wasnt just taking a piss.:)

robinph · 06-10-2008 10:08PM

It's all about marking out your territory, so of course.

FlutterinBantam · 06-10-2008 10:13PM

dlofnep wrote: »

Would you take a dump in one is the question? A dump is a private ritual for the auld dlofnep. I remember I was in work once, and did a big LOUD EGGY one in the jacks.. Only to come out and see this gorgeous polish cleaning lady staring at me. I didn't even wash my hands, I just pegged it.

That's fcukin gross dude.

stovelid · 06-10-2008 10:18PM

I was bar with unisex jacks before and there were no urinals, just cubicles. I always assumed that was the point?

dlofnep · 06-10-2008 10:23PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

That's fcukin gross dude.

You've never done a logger before?

SV · 06-10-2008 10:27PM

yeah, i'd pull a lot easier.

funk-you · 06-10-2008 10:28PM

dlofnep wrote: »

You've never done a logger before?

Don't encourage him.

-Funk

stovelid · 06-10-2008 10:31PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

That's fcukin gross dude.

dlofnep wrote: »

You've never done an undocumented logger before?

Fixed your post, dlofnep...

SoWatchaWant · 06-10-2008 10:36PM

vinylmesh wrote: »

for guys only.

well, would you take a slash with all sorts of wimmins looking?

-honestly though...

That's what they're there for

Well, I might just pause every few secs to scowl at any birds trying to glimpse a flash of my doodle.:mad:

challengemaster · 06-10-2008 10:38PM

I've got a penis. Why wouldn't I?

ART6 · 06-10-2008 10:54PM

Yes. Often. In other countries. Wasn't a problem. Women know men have to pee and know how they do so (one of them saw your third arm before you did). Men know women pee and how they do so (although it takes a bit of exploration to get to the bottom of it).

4zn76tysfajdxp · 06-10-2008 11:15PM

dlofnep wrote: »

Would you take a dump in one is the question? A dump is a private ritual for the auld dlofnep. I remember I was in work once, and did a big LOUD EGGY one in the jacks.. Only to come out and see this gorgeous polish cleaning lady staring at me. I didn't even wash my hands, I just pegged it.

Did...did you flush?

dlofnep · 06-10-2008 11:23PM

Mariah Juicy Sweatshop wrote: »

Did...did you flush?

Of course! I'm a reasonable guy. Not a monster!

Galvasean · 06-10-2008 11:26PM

No way. Women must earn the right to see my purple helmeted warrior.

brendansmith · 06-10-2008 11:28PM

no

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