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Horse banned from pub!

  • 30-09-2008 02:39AM
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    http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7642665.stm

    Pub calls time on equine regular





    A Tyneside pub has called time on one of its regular visitors after the premises were refurbished.
    Peggy, a 12-year-old mare, used to enjoy a pint of beer and a packet of crisps alongside her owner at the Alexandra Hotel in Jarrow.
    However, she is no longer allowed to prop up the bar following a refit which included new carpets.
    The horse still accompanies her owner, Peter Dolan, on his trip to the pub but has to stay tethered outside.
    Landlady Jackie Gray said: "Although she is probably cleaner than some of my customers, I had to put my foot down and show her the door." Mr Dolan, a 62-year-old retired oil rigger, said: "People come into the pub and the first thing they say is 'Where's Peggy?' "I tell them she's kicked the habit and is teetotal now."

    What's the world comming to when you can't take your horse into a pub for a drink.. :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    She cantered do anything right.

    /me runs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,672 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    What's the world coming to when an idiotic thread like this is started:confused:


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    jaffa20 wrote: »
    What's the world coming to when an idiotic thread like this is started:confused:


    Shure.. It's just a bit of horseplay.

    Anyway we need a bit of an antidote to all the shit that's going on in the city!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    jaffa20 wrote: »
    What's the world coming to when an idiotic thread like this is started:confused:

    Yeah its a right horse show this...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    The Horse started to cause trouble when the barman asked 'why the long face' for the last time.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    WindSock wrote: »
    The Horse started to cause trouble when the barman asked 'why the long face' for the last time.

    Damnnnn Beat me to it :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭MOH


    You can lead a horse to water, but you can't buy her a drink


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    hay --what a load of manure


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 633 ✭✭✭Tarakiwa


    Barred from the local?? Thats a bit of a Mare!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,846 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    Your Mare


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭the merchant


    jaffa20 wrote: »
    What's the world coming to when an idiotic thread like this is started:confused:


    Neigh sayers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Mr. Ed turns in his grave at these really awful jokes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    horse


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Silenceisbliss


    BULLSH!T....

    ahhh...see what i did there.... I DIDNT JOIN THE CLIQUE! yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,264 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    I guess he won't be horsing down the pints tonight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Roadend


    I heard the horse was filthy anyway, sure half the pub had rode her


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 748 ✭✭✭It BeeMee


    Hmmmm, years of drinking beer and eating crisps.... the only thing that horse could run up is a tab....


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Roadend wrote: »
    I heard the horse was filthy anyway, sure half the pub had rode her

    According to the landlord, the horse was cleaner than some of the customers :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,777 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Did ya ever here the one about the horse that walked into a bar.......

    Oh ya did.. Damnit!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 367 ✭✭jon burrows


    I heard the horse isn't doing too well since he was booted out of the pub but is in a stable condition..............


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 367 ✭✭jon burrows


    Actually I heard he had NEIGH more money left......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    Sounds to me as if there's some foal play at work here..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 546 ✭✭✭AFC_1903


    ... and there's probably MARE to come out, pending investigation!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    the pub was called ;the horse and jockey; now its just called the ;jockey;--i suspect foul play


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    We "stirrup"-ed some gooood puns there!:D:D


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    They now go the the "Nags head" around the corner, after jumping a hedge or two..

    BTW; who would the police breathalyse when they leave after a session! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    How on earth did we get saddled with this horse-sh1t of a thread?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    How on earth did we get saddled with this horse-sh1t of a thread?

    Personally I hope it goes on, come rein or shine:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    I'm on equest to get the horse allowed back in.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Personally I hope it goes on, come rein or shine:)

    It'd be the last straw if it were a camel. :p


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