Horse banned from pub!

http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7642665.stm

Pub calls time on equine regular





A Tyneside pub has called time on one of its regular visitors after the premises were refurbished.
Peggy, a 12-year-old mare, used to enjoy a pint of beer and a packet of crisps alongside her owner at the Alexandra Hotel in Jarrow.
However, she is no longer allowed to prop up the bar following a refit which included new carpets.
The horse still accompanies her owner, Peter Dolan, on his trip to the pub but has to stay tethered outside.
Landlady Jackie Gray said: "Although she is probably cleaner than some of my customers, I had to put my foot down and show her the door." Mr Dolan, a 62-year-old retired oil rigger, said: "People come into the pub and the first thing they say is 'Where's Peggy?' "I tell them she's kicked the habit and is teetotal now."

What's the world comming to when you can't take your horse into a pub for a drink..

Ruu_Old

She cantered do anything right.

/me runs

jaffa20

What's the world coming to when an idiotic thread like this is started

jaffa20

jaffa20 wrote: »

What's the world coming to when an idiotic thread like this is started

Shure.. It's just a bit of horseplay.

Anyway we need a bit of an antidote to all the shit that's going on in the city!

thefinalstage

jaffa20 wrote: »

What's the world coming to when an idiotic thread like this is started

Yeah its a right horse show this...

WindSock

The Horse started to cause trouble when the barman asked 'why the long face' for the last time.

Wazdakka

WindSock wrote: »

The Horse started to cause trouble when the barman asked 'why the long face' for the last time.

Damnnnn Beat me to it

MOH

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't buy her a drink

getz

hay --what a load of manure

Tarakiwa

Barred from the local?? Thats a bit of a Mare!!

Jet Black

Your Mare

the merchant

jaffa20 wrote: »

What's the world coming to when an idiotic thread like this is started

Neigh sayers

Overheal

Mr. Ed turns in his grave at these really awful jokes.

Jesus Wept

horse

Silenceisbliss

BULLSH!T....

ahhh...see what i did there.... I DIDNT JOIN THE CLIQUE! yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Insect Overlord

I guess he won't be horsing down the pints tonight.

Roadend

I heard the horse was filthy anyway, sure half the pub had rode her

It BeeMee

Hmmmm, years of drinking beer and eating crisps.... the only thing that horse could run up is a tab....

Roadend

Roadend wrote: »

I heard the horse was filthy anyway, sure half the pub had rode her

According to the landlord, the horse was cleaner than some of the customers :P

Quazzie

Did ya ever here the one about the horse that walked into a bar.......

Oh ya did.. Damnit!!!

jon burrows

I heard the horse isn't doing too well since he was booted out of the pub but is in a stable condition..............

jon burrows

Actually I heard he had NEIGH more money left......

Sir Gallagher

Sounds to me as if there's some foal play at work here..

AFC_1903

... and there's probably MARE to come out, pending investigation!

getz

the pub was called ;the horse and jockey; now its just called the ;jockey;--i suspect foul play

SoWatchaWant

We "stirrup"-ed some gooood puns there!:D:D

They now go the the "Nags head" around the corner, after jumping a hedge or two..

BTW; who would the police breathalyse when they leave after a session!

ejmaztec

How on earth did we get saddled with this horse-sh1t of a thread?

SoWatchaWant

ejmaztec wrote: »

How on earth did we get saddled with this horse-sh1t of a thread?

Personally I hope it goes on, come rein or shine:)

m@cc@

I'm on equest to get the horse allowed back in.

ejmaztec

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Personally I hope it goes on, come rein or shine:)

It'd be the last straw if it were a camel.

Neigh! this is where she belongs, a few furlongs down the road http://farm1.static.flickr.com/121/293242476_509aa19921.jpg?v=0

getz

i am going to trot down to the pub --a girl in it has promised me a jump

Silenceisbliss

this thread is made of LAME!

(horses go lame....dammit)

ejmaztec

We're all going to be glued to our seats wondering what will become of that horse.

getz

when i go into the bar i will drink red rum -ok but is still better than what you young ; whipper snappers] are saying

ejmaztec

Of course, in a French pub they wouldn't be giving it a drink, they'd have been washing it down with one. :P

Slow Motion

This is ridiculus! The horse didn't even get an infraction before the banning! Take it to feedback!








I was hoping to horshoe a bad pun into my post but couldn't think of one!

jebuz

Of horse the ponly reason she got barred was mare-ly because she's not a person, hoof makes these laws, its trot fair

ejmaztec

jebuz wrote: »

Of horse the ponly reason she got barred was mare-ly because she's not a person, hoof makes these laws, its trot fair

I think that one fell at the first fence and had to be put down. :P

m@cc@

jebuz wrote: »

Of horse the ponly reason she got barred was mare-ly because she's not a person, hoof makes these laws, its trot fair

I can see there being some negative feedbag to this.

Slow Motion

Someone really needs to call a halter to this thread and put it out to pasture!

ejmaztec

Yes, I think it's gone farrier enough.

ejmaztec

I think we should have a Gallup Poll to see whether it's worth carrying on this thread.

Ross_Mahon

Your enjoying your pint of Guinness and the horse starts crapping all over the place...durty.

SoWatchaWant

I love this thread.

ejmaztec

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

I love this thread.

Saying that now is like bolting the stable door after the horse has gone.

So, whoes going to give me odds of 3/1 that it's still on the front page of AH tonight!

It's a racing cert!

ejmaztec

Are they having a bar-steward's enquiry?

Roadend

This needs to be cropped

JP Liz

quit horsing around this is a serious matter