Whats the weirdest thing you've ever coughed up, puked up or sh1t out?

CursedSkeptic · 29-09-2008 10:35PM #1

Like, the weirdest thing

Holsten · 29-09-2008 10:38PM

Fried Green Tomatos... for all three.

StiffLitlemicky · 29-09-2008 10:40PM

I once puked up so much i had to pull the lining from my stomach out through my mouth.

trout · 29-09-2008 10:40PM

Was it the same portion for all three 'experiences' ?

CursedSkeptic · 29-09-2008 10:48PM

A morbidly obese chip eating 13 year old knacker bird was the inspiration for this thread by the way. Incidentally, her answers were

Coughed up: 20 John Player Blue
Puked up: Her ring (???)
Sh1t out: Her 11 month old son.

True story...

MooseJam · 29-09-2008 10:49PM

yore ma tbh

ejmaztec · 29-09-2008 10:50PM

A Ford Mondeo :eek:

Frisbee · 29-09-2008 10:50PM

Out of the way early...

YORE MA!

Dancor · 29-09-2008 10:54PM

This http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-child-toilet-massdistraction-pic.jpg

Karoma · 29-09-2008 10:55PM

MooseJam wrote: »

yore ma tbh

I can think of little unfunnier than that.

Except maybe:

Frisbee wrote: »

Out of the way early...

YORE MA!

Don't do it again. plskthx.

CursedSkeptic · 29-09-2008 10:56PM

My answer is a nest of used condoms for all three

missingtime · 29-09-2008 10:58PM

Hillbillies.

carlybabe1 · 29-09-2008 11:00PM

dancor wrote: »

This http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-child-toilet-massdistraction-pic.jpg

Ive a pretty warped sense of humour, but something smacks of kitten **** here...how is it funny if you wedge a baby down a jacks for a photo op????

brianthebard · 29-09-2008 11:01PM

dancor wrote: »

This http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-child-toilet-massdistraction-pic.jpg

But did you puck or **** it out?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 29-09-2008 11:10PM

A South American midget football team.

CursedSkeptic · 29-09-2008 11:10PM

brianthebard wrote: »

But did you puck or **** it out?

This is all getting very cerebral

mud · 29-09-2008 11:24PM

I coughed up a fly,
I don't know why,
I coughed up a fly,
Perhaps I'll die . . .

Has anyone here ever had a number 3? peuking, shiitin' and peein' all at once :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::P

Susannahmia · 29-09-2008 11:25PM

I cough up these sometimes......sexy.:o

Soby · 29-09-2008 11:29PM

mud wrote: »

Has anyone here ever had a number 3? peuking, shiitin' and peein' all at once :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::P

Do all 3 without making a mess and you win a prize

Susannahmia wrote: »

I cough up these sometimes......sexy.:o

holy s**t thats horrible:eek:

Susannahmia · 29-09-2008 11:31PM

Soby wrote: »

holy s**t thats horrible:eek:

Yeah I know

. The only way to get rid permanently is to get your tonsils removed.

AFC_1903 · 29-09-2008 11:39PM

After being mad laugh when drinking a yop, I had to quickly close my mouth to avoid spraying out yop.:D

The Yop came out my nose, then inhaled back in.:rolleyes:

Little known fact: Doing this WILL make you need to puke. :eek:

And the only way to get the Yop out of your nose is to do a 'nasal blast', which makes you puke again.:(

This is made even worse by the fact that you and your friends are still all p!ssing yourselves laughting at your misfortune :pac:
...

Krieg · 29-09-2008 11:59PM

I pissed blood after a vodka marathon

truecrippler · 30-09-2008 12:21AM

Susannahmia wrote: »

I cough up these sometimes......sexy.:o

Oh you doorty bastard poor unfortunate crahter.

Seriously though wtf!!!

Alessandra · 30-09-2008 01:30AM

Susannahmia wrote: »

Yeah I know . The only way to get rid permanently is to get your tonsils removed.

Ya mine stopped completely when I got the tonsils out. Never knew what they were til now.. Glad to be rid!

Ross_Mahon · 30-09-2008 01:32AM

A whole sausage with stomach acid.

Agent Smith · 30-09-2008 01:32AM

liza minelli

Jigsaw · 30-09-2008 01:42AM

I recently had a pepperoni & mushroom pizza and the next day I did a sh1te which had a perfectly formed and completely undigested mushroom slice in it. I know because I always inspect my handiwork prior to wipe and flush.