Ever been punched by a girl?

Terry · 28-09-2008 01:06PM

PeakOutput wrote: »

so there i was 18 yrs old on my 6th year holiday in crete standing in just boxers outside a beach bar when this happens

she was giving out to my friend for skinny dipping and she saw me laughing at the fct it offended her so she walked over and decked me just as my other mate snapped a pic

Nice rack.

Darragh29 wrote: »

I was out in Maynooth one night a while ago and this targer was having a row this some guy outside the chipper on the Main Street, can't remember what it was called, Romeo's or Romero's or something like that! Anyway your wan punched this fella across the face and the funny thing it wasn't actually an argument as such, she was roaring at him and he was just standing there.

So she clobbers him one, and goes to give him another one thinking he will take it like he did the first one. He grabs her fist with the second incoming dig and picks her up off the ground and literally fu*ks her on her head about 10 feet down the street! Funniest thing I ever saw, then she came into the chipper bawling looking for sympathy saying her leg was broke, where we had seen the whole thing, just laughed at her!

What?

My cousin is a bit mad. She started throwing slaps at me one day so I pinned her against the wall until she had calmed down. Crazy bitch.

I have a friend who used to throw abuse at women when he was drunk. He got kicked and punched so many times that it stopped being funny.

spiderman1885 · 28-09-2008 01:09PM

A little off Topic...

I heard one about this fella, he was just walking through town one day... some Girl comes up, pushes him... he didnt know what was goin on, asked her what her problem was.... then he noticed he had been surrounded by about ten lads... the type of lads who wear the shcaps at 90!

So he weighed up his options... knew no matter what he was gonna get the shíte knocked out of him... So SMACK! he floors the girl!

Then obviously, he got beaten for a solid 5 minutes by the lads! but at least he got the girl.....

BroomBurner · 28-09-2008 02:26PM

My sister punched her boyf in the stomach, made him puke. He desevered it. Little wuss.

newballsplease · 28-09-2008 05:03PM

yip. once

Charlie · 28-09-2008 05:11PM

For all those on the end of a beatdown from the wimmins, restore some pride like this brother has.

RugbyFanatic · 28-09-2008 05:23PM

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

I was out a few weeks ago in The Pod in Dublin with two of my mates. We were out in the smoking area as you do, enjoying a sin stick and a jar, then one of my mates started chatting to this group of girls beside us, D4 types, good looking girls and way outta his league. Then all of a sudden (without provocation i add) one of the girls thought it'd be a great laugh to start slapping us playfully in the face, then her mate joined in, myself and my mates just told them to give it over but they kept it up hitting harder. At that stage my mat Gav had had enough and threw his pint of carlsberg all over them, the threw a a small vodka or something at him then, he swiftly replied by taking my nearly full pint of cider out of my hand and further drowning them with that, it really was an act of pure brilliance. So the two b1tches were left there drenched and smelling of gargle all because they thought it'd be a great laugh to hit the thick lads that dared speak to them. Hard luck girls!

Pretty scummy thing to do IMO, seems like they were just having craic.

I'd say you don't pull much to be honest if you react like that.

chickenhawk · 28-09-2008 05:44PM

charlie mchugh wrote: »

For all those on the end of a beatdown from the wimmins, restore some pride like this brother has.

I actually told the girl that I was going to punch her in the gee. I didn't do it.......should have.

IRISH RAIL · 28-09-2008 07:46PM

I walked out of a club one night about two months ago, yapping away to a friend when out of the corner of my eye I seen this fist coming for me. I turned and caught it straight in the face. went back the next week and was talking to the doormen it turned out I walked into the middle of a fight between a girl and her fella, she was brought away in an ambulance , doorman reckoned i broke her jaw god I felt terrible for weeks after.

c - 13 · 28-09-2008 08:02PM

RugbyFanatic wrote: »

Pretty scummy thing to do IMO, seems like they were just having craic.

I'd say you don't pull much to be honest if you react like that.

Bollox to that, if they were asked to stop and kept slapping harder then fuck that. Some people have no cop on when they have a drink in them.

IRISH RAIL wrote:

I walked out of a club one night about two months ago, yapping away to a friend when out of the corner of my eye I seen this fist coming for me. I turned and caught it straight in the face. went back the next week and was talking to the doormen it turned out I walked into the middle of a fight between a girl and her fella, she was brought away in an ambulance , doorman reckoned i broke her jaw god I felt terrible for weeks after.

How did you take a punch in the face but break her jaw ?

I got a slap across the chops for being a cheeky bollox in the pub a couple of times. Pretty much deserved though :P

Couple of accidental knees in the balls from the girlfriend.

Only once that i can remember did I get a proper punch from a woman. I was in a club one night and someone punched me full force in the back of the head. I turned expecting to see some lad looking for a row, but there was some little scanger one trying to start on me. I just walked off, it was easier.

Punching a lad can put him into a bad pedicament though, most wont hit back (me included) even if it is warranted as becasue others have pointed out this will get the guy a seriously bad name even when justified. I dont think trying to restrain is a good idea either though unfortunately.

I've seen it happen one night some girl slapped a guy, went to slap him again he caught her hand and held her hands down. Two other lads saw her struggling against him and went over and levelled the guy.

Poccington · 28-09-2008 09:53PM

spiderman1885 wrote: »

A little off Topic...

I heard one about this fella, he was just walking through town one day... some Girl comes up, pushes him... he didnt know what was goin on, asked her what her problem was.... then he noticed he had been surrounded by about ten lads... the type of lads who wear the shcaps at 90!

So he weighed up his options... knew no matter what he was gonna get the shíte knocked out of him... So SMACK! he floors the girl!

Then obviously, he got beaten for a solid 5 minutes by the lads! but at least he got the girl.....

That exact situation happened a lad I work with when he was younger. Although it was on his Junior Night rather than a normal day in town.

PeakOutput · 29-09-2008 12:02AM

RugbyFanatic wrote: »

Pretty scummy thing to do IMO, seems like they were just having craic.

I'd say you don't pull much to be honest if you react like that.

for the sake of human kind i hope your taking the piss rugby fanatic

IRISH RAIL · 29-09-2008 02:11AM

c - 13 wrote: »

Bollox to that, if they were asked to stop and kept slapping harder then fuck that. Some people have no cop on when they have a drink in them.

How did you take a punch in the face but break her jaw ?

I got a slap across the chops for being a cheeky bollox in the pub a couple of times. Pretty much deserved though :P

Couple of accidental knees in the balls from the girlfriend.

Only once that i can remember did I get a proper punch from a woman. I was in a club one night and someone punched me full force in the back of the head. I turned expecting to see some lad looking for a row, but there was some little scanger one trying to start on me. I just walked off, it was easier.

Punching a lad can put him into a bad pedicament though, most wont hit back (me included) even if it is warranted as becasue others have pointed out this will get the guy a seriously bad name even when justified. I dont think trying to restrain is a good idea either though unfortunately.

I've seen it happen one night some girl slapped a guy, went to slap him again he caught her hand and held her hands down. Two other lads saw her struggling against him and went over and levelled the guy.

She came running at me but it was at the corner of my eye I saw her I didnt even know it was a her at the time, she never had the chance to make contact it was one of those running punches you see on benny hill you know the one where the fist is made 10 yards away and they start running. turned out her fella was behind me, jesus even now im morto thinking I did that to someone

ah see what you meant there i caught the image in my face not her fist (does that make scence )

c - 13 · 29-09-2008 06:18AM

IRISH RAIL wrote: »

She came running at me but it was at the corner of my eye I saw her I didnt even know it was a her at the time, she never had the chance to make contact it was one of those running punches you see on benny hill you know the one where the fist is made 10 yards away and they start running. turned out her fella was behind me, jesus even now im morto thinking I did that to someone

ah see what you meant there i caught the image in my face not her fist (does that make scence )

I get you now, couldnt work it out from your first post. I know its probably embarrassing but I have to admit thats actually kind of funny. Unlucky as hell for all involved !

29-09-2008 09:50AM

Yeah funny situation actually. Was out in town and I stood on some girls toe by mistake as the night club was packed, didn't even realise and boom. Right in the side of my face, luckily a girl that was with us reacted before I even knew what was going on and she floored the cow.

I just walked off and started laughing.

cournioni · 29-09-2008 09:54AM

Nope, never hit by a girl. If they did, they'd get a swift punch up the box...

all the stars · 29-09-2008 10:11AM

No thankfully...
Hate that type a stuff, im really not that sort that ever gets into physical rows, im only small... but yeah i have had those horrid nakerish types trying to start... had taken off her stilleto and was pointing it right at my face (single white female-ish)
i had an empty bottle of beer in left hand and a full one in other, asked how she fancied her chances. she feiced off (thank god!

)

Hate that type of thing. nothing looks as bad - tbh, some absolute naker girl starts with a lad (or anyone actually), and dont feic off - then i say if its an unprovoked thing, sort it out (whatever way you wanna do that)

IRISH RAIL · 29-09-2008 11:43AM

Love that the tought of a girl with her shoe in her hand just like mammy when i was a kid:D

shoelaceface · 29-09-2008 11:47AM

dont think iv punched!! i know i have given an almighty slap across the face! he offended me! cant even remember what he said now but it must have been bad... im not violent!! :pac:

dont regret it either.. cant stand the chap!! he's got a filthy mouth and doesnt shut it!

Wagon · 29-09-2008 11:48AM

Yep. Was out with a few people a few weeks ago, one of the girls there gave me a punch in the face. The shame is I had met her once before and thought she was alright. It came about because she decided to punch me while was was taking a drink then shouted at me to hit her back

which i would have been barred for. Absolutely blooody bitch I'd love to kick the **** out of for that :mad: But im just too nice.

m@cc@ · 29-09-2008 12:12PM

koth wrote: »

Was punched in the stomach by a girl one night in Dublin. She was very drunk and thought it would be funny to punch a random stranger.

Ah, Irish girls. Aren't they a joy?

stehigg · 29-09-2008 04:14PM

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Been punched by both when sparring in taekwondo.

nerds will take any chance to mention their martial skills wont they?

Kur4mA · 29-09-2008 04:22PM

I'd take a slap in my stride if I deserved it. But if anyone including a girl punched me I would punch them back as hard as I could.

Auldloon · 29-09-2008 04:28PM

Yes, a lot. Must have liked it as i stuck around and married her. Fun kinda went outa it after a few years though so then i divorced the psycho bitch. sigh

Dinter · 29-09-2008 04:33PM

Was waiting to go into class once and was slagging some bird a mate of mine was with the night before. Anyway this girl beside us decides we're talking about her (we really weren't!) and decides the appropriate level of responce was a knee in the fork.

Now the thing was that this girl was a biiiig woman (how the misunderstanding arose) and getting hit by her was on a par with someone ramming a tree trunk into my crotch. Actually went down on the ground with my eyes watering and a mouth full of bile. It wasn't even that sore. Just that horrible sick feeling you get in the pit of your stomach. Also being young I had to laugh it off, couldn't make it obvious I was in bits.

Seriously, took a couple of days before it felt ok.

Nothingcompares · 29-09-2008 04:46PM

The problem with hitting a girl is that it's very very very difficult not to look like a scumbag in front of the bystanders. Not that I give a **** but if some tramp starts harassing you and she ends up taking a swipe and you dig her back a load of blokes are going to start on you, so that's what you have to weigh up. Typically for even the scummiest of girls it takes a fair amount of drink for them to work up the rage so if you give her a slap she'll go flying and could go and wack her head off something or other. TBH I'm very weary of the typical mental cases and I'll just move on at the first sign of madness.

Ross_Mahon · 29-09-2008 04:49PM

A tender right hook to the face and that's all it takes...

Dragan · 29-09-2008 05:00PM

Yeah i've been punched by girls. Some of them can hit too.

Been punched by a few girls on the doors, normally just put them on their ass and that's it. I did rattle one bitches head with a slap after she tried to cut me with some glass the filthy knacker.

chickenhawk · 29-09-2008 06:11PM

Dragan wrote: »

Yeah i've been punched by girls. Some of them can hit too.

Been punched by a few girls on the doors, normally just put them on their ass and that's it. I did rattle one bitches head with a slap after she tried to cut me with some glass the filthy knacker.

You should get a new line of work!

thefinalstage · 29-09-2008 08:10PM

chickenhawk wrote: »

You should get a new line of work!

Nope, Dragan is bouncer to the people. To bad most of the clubs only let over 21s in

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If a girl was taking swings at me I would try to retreat failing that I would punch her as hard as I could in the guts. Wind her and walk off.

Sir Gallagher · 30-09-2008 12:14AM

RugbyFanatic wrote: »

Pretty scummy thing to do IMO, seems like they were just having craic.

I'd say you don't pull much to be honest if you react like that.

As somebody said already, the birds in question were asked to stop after slapping us in the face repeatedly, we could have walked away, but they needed to be thought a lesson and thats what my mate did.

I don't pull much either, i have a girlfriend and like most girls she's not the type of girl to slap random fellas on nights out.

Ever been punched by a girl?

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