Ever been punched by a girl?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 27-09-2008 05:34PM

A girl I once knew punched me in the face for a reason I can't remember. It's still the only time I've ever been hit in the face, which is fairly miraculous considering I have three brothers!

Agamemnon · 27-09-2008 05:41PM

I'm punched by a girl every week - every Friday at 9:30 I have an appointment with a woman in a Nazi uniform who punches, kicks and spanks me for an hour at the low, low price of €50. It's a wonderful stress reliever and I cannot recommend it highly enough.

Pyr0 · 27-09-2008 05:43PM

Mairt wrote: »

Yes I've been punched by girls, and each and everytime I've punched them right back.

I ain't a punchbag for man 'nor woman.

I've seen too many girls commit very serious assaults on men thinking they'd get away with it just because a man was the victim.

**Disclaimer**

I abhor violence, all violence. I hate it, it sickens me. But I'll never willing take it without giving it back hard, plentiful and painful.

About time there's a guy in this thread willing to hit back ! Damn wimmen !

Stercus Accidit · 27-09-2008 08:18PM

Was in an apartment building stairs telling a story about how me and my mate were started on by three scangers in a chipper and got in a fight with them.

I showed the people I was telling the story to my black eye, fresh from an hour previous and a little sore, and this freak of a girl, drunk and always hitting fellas (we knew her, punched my mate before) punched me in the black eye and laughed as if it was funny.

Quick as anything I grabbed her wrist and did a twist on it my father taught me, she screamed and there were tears.
No-one had any sympathy for her, spa.

By the way didn't break it, it just hurts like hell for a while.

TerrorFirmer · 27-09-2008 08:19PM

Yes.

There was no real reason, I think she just had a little too much to drink.

pablomakaveli · 27-09-2008 08:21PM

Iv never been punched in the face by a girl but if i was i probably would fight back. not too hard but id probably just do enough to restrain her or something. i wouldnt go around hitting girls in the face or anything like that.

to be honest though some girls around these days are very aggresive. they deserve a swift kick in the gee.:D

Sir Gallagher · 27-09-2008 08:26PM

I was out a few weeks ago in The Pod in Dublin with two of my mates. We were out in the smoking area as you do, enjoying a sin stick and a jar, then one of my mates started chatting to this group of girls beside us, D4 types, good looking girls and way outta his league. Then all of a sudden (without provocation i add) one of the girls thought it'd be a great laugh to start slapping us playfully in the face, then her mate joined in, myself and my mates just told them to give it over but they kept it up hitting harder. At that stage my mat Gav had had enough and threw his pint of carlsberg all over them, the threw a a small vodka or something at him then, he swiftly replied by taking my nearly full pint of cider out of my hand and further drowning them with that, it really was an act of pure brilliance. So the two b1tches were left there drenched and smelling of gargle all because they thought it'd be a great laugh to hit the thick lads that dared speak to them. Hard luck girls!

pablomakaveli · 27-09-2008 08:39PM

I remember i was in line outside a bar with my friends. these two girls and a guy came up behind us in the line. one of the girls started saying "i need to go in front of you coz im wearing a nappy"

and the proceeded to push their way past us. we were tipsy so we didnt kick up a fuss.

i had a balloon monkey that i got in another bar we were in earlier. then the other girl just grabbed the balloon monkey off me and was going to burst it. i then gave her a look. a look that said "if you burst my balloon monkey im gonna rip ur f***in head off you crazy b***h". after givin her that look she gave my balloon monkey back.:cool:

she knew that if she had burst my balloon monkey , then i was going to burst her head. i reckon men should give girls similar looks to deter them from violence.

Sir Gallagher · 27-09-2008 08:43PM

"she knew that if she had burst my balloon monkey , then i was going to burst her head."

I'm laid up in bed on a saturday night with a sprained ankle, pissed off and emotional because i'm not out on the lash. But that line gave me a chuckle..and also some hope.

motherfunker · 27-09-2008 08:49PM

I got kicked in the head then punched in the face by a girl, then I was the one who got dragged by the neck out of the club by the bouncers. Nice.

Red Hand · 27-09-2008 08:50PM

Nope and not likely to either.

Sir Gallagher · 27-09-2008 08:53PM

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Nope and not likely to either.

You never know, there's millions of thick drunken slags out there waiting for their moment, they're not picky about who they punch you know!

Tar.Aldarion · 27-09-2008 09:21PM

No, one threw rocks and a sheet of glass at my crotch thought. Way with women so I have. Didn't really feel like hitting her so got a pellet gun and shot her in the face.

Red Hand · 27-09-2008 09:54PM

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

You never know, there's millions of thick drunken slags out there waiting for their moment, they're not picky about who they punch you know!

I think with a face like mine, I scare many of them into submission before they even open their big drunken slag mouths.

nacho libre · 27-09-2008 10:09PM

I saw a guy get knocked out clean by a girl in supermacs in Galway two years ago. It was surprising to see because he was a fairly big guy.

Sir Gallagher · 27-09-2008 10:28PM

Nothing surprises me when it comes to supermacs!

challengemaster · 27-09-2008 10:38PM

Been hit by more than enough girls via martial arts training.
Been hit by my female friends (and in the balls,too!) WAY more than enough times.
Was punched in the mouth my someone in school the other day... apparently I got in the way or something! bled too :pac:

Red Hand · 27-09-2008 10:40PM

challengemaster wrote: »

Been hit by more than enough girls via martial arts training.
Been hit by my female friends (and in the balls,too!) WAY more than enough times.
Was punched in the mouth my someone in school the other day... apparently I got in the way or something! bled too :pac:

Have you tried getting a rape alarm?:pac:

Lirange · 27-09-2008 11:01PM

I can't ever remember a time where I've been physically assaulted by a girl. Not without my consent anyway.

It seems I'm just too sweet, cuddly, and lovable.

randylonghorn · 27-09-2008 11:01PM

Tara Le d'Arion wrote: »

Didn't really feel like hitting her so got a pellet gun and shot her in the face.

Too easy!

challengemaster wrote: »

Been hit by my female friends (and in the balls,too!) WAY more than enough times.

Why does that not surprise me?! :pac:

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Have you tried getting a rape alarm?:pac:

He keeps taking the batteries out for fear of missed opportunities ...

Hmmm ... been trying to remember, but I don't think I've ever been punched by a woman with serious intent. Got a few friendly thumps for being a smartarse all right.

cson · 27-09-2008 11:03PM

Punch related;

If any of you want a serious laugh, get your mate to bend down to pick something up and then punch them as hard as you can on the arse. Waaaaaayyyy more effective than a kick. 70% of the time it'll cause temporary paraylsis.

randylonghorn · 27-09-2008 11:06PM

cson wrote: »

If any of you want a serious laugh, get your mate to bend down to pick something up and then punch them as hard as you can on the arse.

0_o

Weird on just too may different levels. Remind me never to go drinking with you!

cson · 27-09-2008 11:10PM

cson's favourite time to strike is when the victim is bending into the fridge to take out some fridge item. Punch them as hard as you can on the arse and they'll fall into the fridge yielding much giggles from me.

Course then they'll seek revenge, like locking you out on a 3rd floor balcony for the night.

Anyway, girls... punching... yeah.

dazberry · 27-09-2008 11:30PM

Had an ex that tried to kick me in the nuts once - the frightening thing was that it was a completely random event - because there was a third nut - the one in her head that was telling her to do it because apparently talking to other people meant that I was slagging her :rolleyes:.

D.

smellslikeshoes · 28-09-2008 09:09AM

Never really been punched proper by a girl, few digs in the arm and stuff but nothing serious. This thread has got me thinking about what I would do in the situation. I wouldn't be the sort of plank who would sit there and get the snot beaten out of me but I don't think I could smack a woman around either. If you hit a woman back even if you were entirely in the right and she deserved it, it wouldn't be long before you got a bad reputation from it. I guess restraining a womans arms would be a good approach though that might do more harm than good.

Caoimhín · 28-09-2008 09:15AM

Yes I have, a number of times, by different girls.

As a Garda would say to a judge though, "there was drink involved"

I didnt deserve any of the thumps either, still dont know what one of them was for.

JangoFett · 28-09-2008 11:56AM

chickenhawk wrote: »

I woke up this morning still very drunk. My mouth was really hurting. That's weird I thought. Then the lads informed me that I was punched by a girl in the mouth. Didn't hurt cause I'm a manly man. I wasn't trying to rape her or anything like that......probably just a grope.

Anyways have you ever been punched by a girl and why?

And girls have you ever been punched by a guy and why?

I hate when girls punch me cuz all I can do is stand there like a dope and take it. I've never done anything to deserve it, crazy woman are just drawn to me. Last night some crazy bint got up in my face about something I didn't do, honestly thought I was gonna get a dig.

A lot of women punch guys cuz they know that most of us won't hit back

SV · 28-09-2008 12:32PM

Got slapped in the face before by a girl and said to her if she does it again I'm gonna do the exact same back..

Ehhh result is her snapping and challenging me to a fight! crazy bitch!

she was Irish though...

Mossy Monk · 28-09-2008 12:44PM

I was once kicked in the mouth by a member of the fairer sex. Good times, good times.

Zzippy · 28-09-2008 01:01PM

Got punched once by a nutcase I was ejecting from the pub I worked in. When I asked her to leave she went mental, screaming abuse in my face, then threw a punch. Didn't get a second one in, I just grabbed her by the wrists and marched her to the door, then pushed her out. She came back for more but the other barstaff had come out by then and we kept her out while laughing at her. She went off to two bars across the street and punched the bouncers at both before the guards arrived. Turns out she was a mental case, in and out of the psychiatric hospital all the time. Felt kinda sorry for her when I heard that...

Ever been punched by a girl?

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