Ever been punched by a girl?

chickenhawk · 27-09-2008 12:20PM #1

I woke up this morning still very drunk. My mouth was really hurting. That's weird I thought. Then the lads informed me that I was punched by a girl in the mouth. Didn't hurt cause I'm a manly man. I wasn't trying to rape her or anything like that......probably just a grope.

Anyways have you ever been punched by a girl and why?

And girls have you ever been punched by a guy and why?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 27-09-2008 12:21PM

chickenhawk wrote: »

I woke up this morning still very drunk. My mouth was really hurting. That's weird I thought. Then the lads informed me that I was punched by a girl in the mouth. Didn't hurt cause I'm a manly man. I wasn't trying to rape her or anything like that......probably just a grope.

Anyways have you ever been punched by a girl and why?

And girls have you ever been punched by a guy and why?

Snyper!!! Welcome back!

sock.rocker* · 27-09-2008 12:24PM

LOL i was whacked over the head by a 14 year old piece of shit knacker excuse for a girl last nite in eyre square..

cudnt do anythin cause she is a 14 year old girl.

Gummy Panda · 27-09-2008 12:24PM

Yes, my ex had a temper. I think we had the angry make up sex afterwards.

anti-venom · 27-09-2008 12:25PM

Only just a grope? Wind up merchant, I reckon. But yes, I have been punched, kicked, slapped, nutted, wrestled, bitten, scratched, burned, hammered, battered, and glassed by women.

DarkJager · 27-09-2008 12:25PM

sock.rocker* wrote: »

LOL i was whacked over the head by a 14 year old piece of shit knacker excuse for a girl last nite in eyre square..

cudnt do anythin cause she is a 14 year old girl.

Knackers don't count as either male or female.... Knocking her lights out would have been perfectly acceptable.

Delirium · 27-09-2008 12:26PM

chickenhawk wrote: »

I woke up this morning still very drunk. My mouth was really hurting. That's weird I thought. Then the lads informed me that I was punched by a girl in the mouth. Didn't hurt cause I'm a manly man. I wasn't trying to rape her or anything like that......probably just a grope.

Anyways have you ever been punched by a girl and why?

And girls have you ever been punched by a guy and why?

Was punched in the stomach by a girl one night in Dublin. She was very drunk and thought it would be funny to punch a random stranger.
Lucky for me, she was too drunk to put much force into it.

27-09-2008 12:26PM

Been punched by both when sparring in taekwondo.

Raze_them_all · 27-09-2008 12:28PM

I got punched in the back of the head by a girl, turned around quickly expecting to thump a lad,girl had a horrified face on her. Apparently i looked like her fella from behind. I mean come on from behind and you punched someone?? i felt sorry for her fella

tman · 27-09-2008 12:29PM

Yore ma has a savage left hook on her!

It's always nice to get these things out of the way early on in a thread... Carry on.

Quazzie · 27-09-2008 12:30PM

The first person I ever punched properly was a girl. I remember thinking to myself that I'd never ever punched someone right in the face, then this girl came up to me screaming in my face, and that's when I found out.

Anger therapy as a 6 year old sucked after that.

rossie1977 · 27-09-2008 12:34PM

saw a girl punch a guy extremely hard in the face one night in a chipper in athlone, his nose was pumping blood afterwards and this dude was massive, at least 6ft4 and about 18-19 stone and he just walked away

saw another girl continue punching a guy in the face in a nightclub another night, he just stood there and took it until her friends pulled the girl away by the hair, she wasn't leaving easy

PeakOutput · 27-09-2008 12:36PM

so there i was 18 yrs old on my 6th year holiday in crete standing in just boxers outside a beach bar when this happens

she was giving out to my friend for skinny dipping and she saw me laughing at the fct it offended her so she walked over and decked me just as my other mate snapped a pic

TestTransmission · 27-09-2008 12:36PM

Yes...an ex of mine kicked the crap outta me when i broke up with her,oh the memories.

Victor · 27-09-2008 12:52PM

I was bending down to clean something when my supervisor punched me in the shoulder, sending me flying. I think she was trying to be friendly.

Sabre0001 · 27-09-2008 12:58PM

PeakOutput wrote: »

so there i was 18 yrs old on my 6th year holiday in crete standing in just boxers outside a beach bar when this happens

she was giving out to my friend for skinny dipping and she saw me laughing at the fct it offended her so she walked over and decked me just as my other mate snapped a pic

Nice shot! Both by the girl and your photographer!

hunter164 · 27-09-2008 01:00PM

Yes by my girlfriend, in the jaw, on Wednesday.

pip'n'chin · 27-09-2008 01:11PM

I punched a guy outside a nightclub a few months ago, im not a violent person at all but this guy had been asking for it for ages. I managed to get him on the jaw but unfortunatly i didnt get to punch him as hard as i wanted to because i got pulled back. The bastard deserved worse.

Sofaspud · 27-09-2008 01:26PM

Twice, both times I was drunk.

First time I was 14, she claimed to be able to throw a good punch, I didn't believe her. Had a bruise on my jaw for about a week.

Last time was about 2 months ago, she kept jokingly punching people in the arm and stuff, so my friend let her punch him in the face, and I decided to join in.

She missed and got me in the side of the bloody neck!

jackbutler · 27-09-2008 01:53PM

This doesn't really count as punch, but i'm assuming we're not getting bogged down on terminology.
A couple days ago i was sitting down doing some work and the lass sitting next to me pinches the end of my willy
REAL HARD.

I was not aroused, not as much as Snyper would be anyway.

thelordofcheese · 27-09-2008 02:10PM

Raze_them_all wrote: »

I got punched in the back of the head by a girl, turned around quickly expecting to thump a lad,girl had a horrified face on her. Apparently i looked like her fella from behind. I mean come on from behind and you punched someone?? i felt sorry for her fella

You've never heard of a donkey punch?

phasers · 27-09-2008 02:58PM

my brother punched me in the arm the other day because I asked him if he had any chewing gum

Darragh29 · 27-09-2008 03:24PM

I was out in Maynooth one night a while ago and this targer was having a row this some guy outside the chipper on the Main Street, can't remember what it was called, Romeo's or Romero's or something like that! Anyway your wan punched this fella across the face and the funny thing it wasn't actually an argument as such, she was roaring at him and he was just standing there.

So she clobbers him one, and goes to give him another one thinking he will take it like he did the first one. He grabs her fist with the second incoming dig and picks her up off the ground and literally fu*ks her on her head about 10 feet down the street! Funniest thing I ever saw, then she came into the chipper bawling looking for sympathy saying her leg was broke, where we had seen the whole thing, just laughed at her!

Carsinian Thau · 27-09-2008 03:34PM

Yes, just once though.

I was trying to annoy a friend of mine by pretending I didn't understand something about statistics and drug side effects. Apparently, the effort she put into explaining it when I understood it completely was enough to cause her to become annoyed enough to hit me. She was quite shocked after she did it and felt guilty for a while afterward. Which caused me to feel guilty for making her feel guilty because I had provoked her (kind of, at least).

Carsinian Thau · 27-09-2008 03:35PM

hunter164 wrote: »

Yes by my girlfriend, in the jaw, on Wednesday.

What did you do?

;)

chickenhawk · 27-09-2008 03:35PM

phasers wrote: »

my brother punched me in the arm the other day because I asked him if he had any chewing gum

Well you won't ask again will you.

hunter164 · 27-09-2008 03:36PM

Carsinian Thau wrote: »

What did you do? ;)

I kept on whistling after she had said to stop.She says she was trying to punch me in the chest but I got it in the jaw instead. :pac:

Professey Chin · 27-09-2008 04:08PM

Yep. For helping her sister up when she cracked off the ground. Wasn't very polite of her. And no I didnt cop a feel......unless shoulders count anyway

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 27-09-2008 04:29PM

Don't think I've ever been properly punched by a guy, though I did catch a wallop on the lip when a friend was aiming for someone else once. I've never puched a guy either, I'm more of a shin kicker, and only if they're really asking for it, I think it's pretty lousy because very few guys will hit a girl back

arybvtcw0eolkf · 27-09-2008 04:43PM

Yes I've been punched by girls, and each and everytime I've punched them right back.

I ain't a punchbag for man 'nor woman.

I've seen too many girls commit very serious assaults on men thinking they'd get away with it just because a man was the victim.

**Disclaimer**

I abhor violence, all violence. I hate it, it sickens me. But I'll never willing take it without giving it back hard, plentiful and painful.

Karl Hungus · 27-09-2008 04:47PM

Never been cracked in the mouth by a girl, but a few years back there was this one girl I used to know who could really, really throw a punch. I remember joking, it must've been something offensive, because she punched me in the arm, and hit really hard. I spent the rest of the night pushing her buttons after that, and getting a good few punches in the arm because of it.

Ever been punched by a girl?

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