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Turd Ferguson · 25-09-2008 01:20PM

Silenceisbliss wrote: »

what kinda perks are there by the way??

Perks? Do you want a President that is only concerned with perks? Vote for Turd Ferguson, a President that will tackle all the issues and is not concerned with perks

Paid for by the Pedobear for Turd Ferguson Presidency Campaign

Chong · 25-09-2008 01:21PM

We can gather the nommo's over the next week then have campaigns by the nominees followed by the vote

shenanigans1982 · 25-09-2008 01:22PM

Silenceisbliss wrote: »

Vote Silenceisbliss.

For a boards.ie that I will not run at all. For a boards.ie that i shalln't contribute to in the slightest. For a boards.ie that will have a silent president. .....i forget where I was going with this.....

anyway...VOTE SILENCEISBLISS or people will die....:D

what kinda perks are there by the way??

You only want it so that you can initiate an STFU button. Which is to self serving an agenda for you to be voted in. I nominate Javaboy solely on the basis he posts funny posts that serve the people.

eddiehead · 25-09-2008 01:22PM

+1 Turd Ferguson

Wazdakka · 25-09-2008 01:30PM

I would also like to lend my support to Turd Ferguson.

Long may his reign of terror presidency run.

Btw Turd, I would demand a Throne... And a Crown.

nevaeh-2die-4 · 25-09-2008 01:34PM

Mr. X wrote: »

Ok I dunno whether this has been done before but for a bit of fun hows about presidential campaign to become honorary boards president.

I know this sounds odd but it would be for a yearly basis and you also get to have a vice president.

I think the possibilities for fun are very cool.

So ideas all are invited if anybody is interested in doing this.

Roll on the Yore Ma for president jokes.

you think just by starting this stupid thread you will get a load of votes.

worse thread ever.

LeahBaby · 25-09-2008 01:41PM

Can I be Vice President??(don't want the responsibilty of President)

I have a pellet gun and do a killer Kerry accent..?

Honey-ec · 25-09-2008 01:45PM

Wazdakka wrote: »

I would also like to lend my support to Turd Ferguson.

Long may his reign of terror presidency run.

Btw Turd, I would demand a Throne... And a Crown.

Oh he'll throne you alright...

Silenceisbliss · 25-09-2008 01:52PM

Mr. X wrote: »

Am I not sure, thats what I was hoping this thread would do. Come up with Ideas of how this would work, I am just the man with one idea , I havent got all the answers.

Vote SILENCEISBLISS...HE HAS the ideas

javaboy wrote: »

Is making "shalln't" a legitimate contraction of "shall not" part of your election manifesto? Because that's just the kind of silly **** that I look for in a candidate.

absotivly posolutly Javaboy!! absotivly posolutly!

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Perks? Do you want a President that is only concerned with perks? Vote for Turd Ferguson, a President that will tackle all the issues and is not concerned with perks

Paid for by the Pedobear for Turd Ferguson Presidency Campaign

of course we want a president who is concerned with the perks! HONESTY people, it's the basis of my campaign, and the message I will endevour to speak!

also...perky little school girl sacrifices to snyper to keep YOUR children SAFE!

VOTE SILENCEISBLISS

LeahBaby · 25-09-2008 01:54PM

of course we want a president who is concerned with the perks!

<<<has perks

javaboy · 25-09-2008 01:54PM

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

You I nominate Javaboy solely on the basis he posts funny posts that serve the people.

Silenceisbliss wrote: »

absotivly posolutly Javaboy!! absotivly posolutly!

Right so. That's me seconded then. Let the votes roll in. :pac:

Roadend · 25-09-2008 01:55PM

I hope there'll be an orderly election which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath

javaboy · 25-09-2008 01:56PM

Roadend wrote: »

I hope there'll be an orderly election which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath

You won't get any votes with that attitude.

Wazdakka · 25-09-2008 01:58PM

Roadend wrote: »

I hope there'll be an eliminateing election which will obviously include the need for a violent bloodbath

FYP

Silenceisbliss · 25-09-2008 01:58PM

Roadend wrote: »

I hope there'll be an orderly election which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath

what would that achieve????

VOTE SILENCEISBLISS

Turd Ferguson · 25-09-2008 02:00PM

You can vote for whomever you wish, but let it be known that I studied in the Robert Mugabe School of Presidency so regardless of who who vote for I will be the President.

Also I dont want to be dragged into a slagging match here. I hope we have a very clean and democratic election (although all my competitors have AIDS so do you really want that in the office?)

Vote with your hearts people and if I am elected I promise abortions for some, miniature Irish flags for others!!!

25-09-2008 02:00PM

Vote KaG

Why?

Because I am an absolute cunt & you have to be/look like(in Mary Harney's case) a **** to be a politican in this country.

I will bring as much prosperity as Robert Mugabe brings his great country. The health system on boards will be run by Pighead with the economy being run by people from the gambling forum. The department of defense would be run by Karoma. Education would be run by DJ_Spider to make things that extra bit controversial. The department of justice would be run by OscarBravo for giving out crazy sentences

. The Enviornment would be looked after by Terry. While a new department called the department of offense would be headed by Dragan and Mairt.

I think it would be a great team & my speeches would only be done after at least 8 cans of an alcoholic beverage. I will bring a Churchill feel to it!

Chong · 25-09-2008 02:06PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Vote KaG

Why?

Because I am an absolute cunt & you have to be/look like(in Mary Harney's case) a **** to be a politican in this country.

I will bring as much prosperity as Robert Mugabe brings his great country. The health system on boards will be run by Pighead with the economy being run by people from the gambling forum. The department of defense would be run by Karoma. Education would be run by DJ_Spider to make things that extra bit controversial. The department of justice would be run by OscarBravo for giving out crazy sentences . The Enviornment would be looked after by Terry. While a new department called the department of offense would be headed by Dragan and Mairt.

I think it would be a great team & my speeches would only be done after at least 8 cans of an alcoholic beverage. I will bring a Churchill feel to it!

Legend, Ok I am leaning towards nominating you KaG

My fellow SuperFarmers!

A SuperFarmer to take over Boards BOOO YA!!

Wazdakka · 25-09-2008 02:08PM

Mr. X wrote: »

A SuperFarmer to take over Boards BOOO YA!!

Lost my vote..
A mucker in power??
Have we learned nothing in this country..

Silenceisbliss · 25-09-2008 02:09PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I will bring as much prosperity as Robert Mugabe brings his great country.

I dont approve of plagerism..... copying Turd....shame on you!:mad:

by the way; arnt the ploughing championships on now in kilkenny?...what are you doin on the auld internets eh?
VOTE Silenceisbliss

BroomBurner · 25-09-2008 02:10PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

You can vote for whomever you wish, but let it be known that I studied in the Robert Mugabe School of Presidency so regardless of who who vote for I will be the President.

Also I dont want to be dragged into a slagging match here. I hope we have a very clean and democratic election (although all my competitors have AIDS so do you really want that in the office?)

Vote with your hearts people and if I am elected I promise abortions for some, miniature Irish flags for others!!!

Ein Volk, Ein Reiche, Ein Turder.

KnifeWRENCH · 25-09-2008 02:10PM

Vote square_igloo.

If you don't, I'm just gonna stage a bloody coup anyway, so you might as well accept my inevitable reign of terror now.

Oh and I will henceforth be known as: "square_igloo, His Excellency, President for Life, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the Boards empire in General and After Hours in Particular."

Chong · 25-09-2008 02:10PM

Wazdakka wrote: »

Lost my vote..
A mucker in power??
Have we learned nothing in this country..

Nope SuperFarmers have nowt to do with Farming in this country, Superfarmers are the nickname of the Dutch Football side Go Ahead Eagles!

25-09-2008 02:12PM

lol at the last few posts. This is a bit of craic.

Cheers X! COme on you farmers!

Chong · 25-09-2008 02:12PM

Mr. X wrote: »

Nope SuperFarmers have nowt to do with Farming in this country, Superfarmers are the nickname of the Dutch Football side Go Ahead Eagles!

Ok applications so far:

Silenceisbliss
Square_igloo
TurdFerguson
KaG

I suggest we have nomination voting as the next round. So keep it coming with the President applications.

javaboy · 25-09-2008 02:13PM

square_igloo wrote: »

Vote square_igloo.

If you don't, I'm just gonna stage a bloody coup anyway, so you might as well accept my inevitable reign of terror now.

I'd prefer to see the bloody coup tbh. So I'll respectfully vote against you.

shenanigans1982 · 25-09-2008 02:13PM

Mr. X wrote: »

A SuperFarmer to take over Boards BOOO YA!!

Thats the country equivilant of giving it to a taxi driver.

KnifeWRENCH · 25-09-2008 02:14PM

javaboy wrote: »

I'd prefer to see the bloody coup tbh. So I'll respectfully vote against you.

Fair enough.

If it comes to a bloody coup, I will respectfully slaughter you and all your family members.

Sound good?

Smart Bug · 25-09-2008 02:19PM

It doesn't matter who you vote for, you're all doomed. DOOMED!!!

So vote for me. I promise none of the DOOM the other candidates will surely bring about.

ScumLord · 25-09-2008 02:20PM

Dibs first crack at assassinating the elected president.

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