Boards President

Chong

Ok I dunno whether this has been done before but for a bit of fun hows about presidential campaign to become honorary boards president.

I know this sounds odd but it would be for a yearly basis and you also get to have a vice president.

I think the possibilities for fun are very cool.

So ideas all are invited if anybody is interested in doing this.

Roll on the Yore Ma for president jokes.

DublinWriter

I for one, welcome our new presidential overload...

Chong

Nominations, funny Party, sigs, avatars, debates, etc

This could have the potential to be huge.

joe316

I nominate Sarah Palin's illegitimate grandchild

Wazdakka

Mr. X wrote: »

This could have the potential to be huge.

Or, you know...

Fail horribly..

Tabnabs

Do dictatorships have presidents?

javaboy

DublinWriter wrote: »

I for one, welcome our new presidential overload...

I'm getting fed up of presidential overload tbh. I mean how long does it bloody take to run an election? How far was GWB even into his second term before this whole thing got going?

da1&only

I second that

Chong

Well we could start nominating folk then see where goes from there

not yet

Dyflin wrote: »

Do dictatorships have presidents?

How very true........

javaboy

not yet wrote: »

How very true........

It was a question.

joe316

Scrap my first nomination, I want to nominate Bubbles

Chong

joe316 wrote: »

Scrap my first nomination, I want to nominate Bubbles

Ya he aint coming back............

Wazdakka

I vote,
Cloud, DeVore, ecksor, regi and Vexorg.

oppositions?

Silenceisbliss

Wazdakka wrote: »

I vote,
Cloud, DeVore, ecksor, regi and Vexorg.

oppositions?

.....eh....

Overheal

Subscribers only - damn the elite right-wing aggendists!

Chong

Silenceisbliss wrote: »

.....eh....

Admins or Mods cant be president thats the stipulation I forgot to mention.

Chong

Mr. X wrote: »

Admins or Mods cant be president thats the stipulation I forgot to mention.

This for the bog standard posters.

Turd Ferguson

Wazdakka wrote: »

oppositions?

Me!!!!
My last foray into the world of policts wielded surprisingly good results so I'm throwing my hat into the ring.

javaboy

Mr. X wrote: »

Admins or Mods cant be president thats the stipulation I forgot to mention.

Oh right so it's a toothless figurehead like the Irish president?

What's the point?

Smart Bug

I think the positions should entitle the holders to

*imitates sinister German accent*

Diplomatic Immunity

Chong

Ok first nomination Turd Ferguson.

Chong

What would be the point of making a mod or admin the president of the people of boards??

They are the "The Man" man

Smart Bug

Mr. X wrote: »

What would be the point of making a mod or admin the president of the people of boards??

They are the "The Man" man

He (or indeed she) would be the peoples President.

Nominated of the people, by the people, for the, em, er, people?

Turd Ferguson

Smart Bug wrote: »

He (or indeed she) would be the peoples President.

Nominated of the people, by the people, for the, em, er, people?

I think I fit the criteria for that. I also promise to LOWER TAXES!!!!

Also, would this be President of boards or just AH?

Chong

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I think I fit the criteria for that. I also promise to LOWER TAXES!!!!

Also, would this be President of boards or just AH?

All of Boards,

Maybe we can get cult to come up with some stars for there profile and customized message to suit.

Silenceisbliss

Vote Silenceisbliss.

For a boards.ie that I will not run at all. For a boards.ie that i shalln't contribute to in the slightest. For a boards.ie that will have a silent president. .....i forget where I was going with this.....

anyway...VOTE SILENCEISBLISS or people will die....:D

what kinda perks are there by the way??

Galvasean

Vote Galvasean. Why settle for the lesser of two evils???


But seriously, we already have a president. His name is CuLt.

Chong

Silenceisbliss wrote: »

Vote Silenceisbliss.

For a boards.ie that I will not run at all. For a boards.ie that i shalln't contribute to in the slightest. For a boards.ie that will have a silent president. .....i forget where I was going with this.....

anyway...VOTE SILENCEISBLISS or people will die....:D

what kinda perks are there by the way??

Am I not sure, thats what I was hoping this thread would do. Come up with Ideas of how this would work, I am just the man with one idea , I havent got all the answers.

javaboy

Silenceisbliss wrote: »

Vote Silenceisbliss.

For a boards.ie that I will not run at all. For a boards.ie that i shalln't contribute to in the slightest. For a boards.ie that will have a silent president. .....i forget where I was going with this.....

anyway...VOTE SILENCEISBLISS

what kinda perks are there by the way??

Is making "shalln't" a legitimate contraction of "shall not" part of your election manifesto? Because that's just the kind of silly **** that I look for in a candidate.

Chong

Galvasean wrote: »

Vote Galvasean. Why settle for the lesser of two evils???


But seriously, we already have a president. His name is CuLt.

He is the boss not the president, maybe we could call it Junior Vice President " Nod to homer there "

Turd Ferguson

Silenceisbliss wrote: »

what kinda perks are there by the way??

Perks? Do you want a President that is only concerned with perks? Vote for Turd Ferguson, a President that will tackle all the issues and is not concerned with perks


Paid for by the Pedobear for Turd Ferguson Presidency Campaign

Chong

We can gather the nommo's over the next week then have campaigns by the nominees followed by the vote

shenanigans1982

Silenceisbliss wrote: »

Vote Silenceisbliss.

For a boards.ie that I will not run at all. For a boards.ie that i shalln't contribute to in the slightest. For a boards.ie that will have a silent president. .....i forget where I was going with this.....

anyway...VOTE SILENCEISBLISS or people will die....:D

what kinda perks are there by the way??

You only want it so that you can initiate an STFU button. Which is to self serving an agenda for you to be voted in. I nominate Javaboy solely on the basis he posts funny posts that serve the people.

eddiehead

+1 Turd Ferguson

Wazdakka

I would also like to lend my support to Turd Ferguson.

Long may his reign of terror presidency run.

Btw Turd, I would demand a Throne... And a Crown.

nevaeh-2die-4

Mr. X wrote: »

Ok I dunno whether this has been done before but for a bit of fun hows about presidential campaign to become honorary boards president.

I know this sounds odd but it would be for a yearly basis and you also get to have a vice president.

I think the possibilities for fun are very cool.

So ideas all are invited if anybody is interested in doing this.

Roll on the Yore Ma for president jokes.

you think just by starting this stupid thread you will get a load of votes.

worse thread ever.

LeahBaby

Can I be Vice President??(don't want the responsibilty of President)

I have a pellet gun and do a killer Kerry accent..?

Honey-ec

Wazdakka wrote: »

I would also like to lend my support to Turd Ferguson.

Long may his reign of terror presidency run.

Btw Turd, I would demand a Throne... And a Crown.

Oh he'll throne you alright...

Silenceisbliss

Mr. X wrote: »

Am I not sure, thats what I was hoping this thread would do. Come up with Ideas of how this would work, I am just the man with one idea , I havent got all the answers.

Vote SILENCEISBLISS...HE HAS the ideas

javaboy wrote: »

Is making "shalln't" a legitimate contraction of "shall not" part of your election manifesto? Because that's just the kind of silly **** that I look for in a candidate.

absotivly posolutly Javaboy!! absotivly posolutly!

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Perks? Do you want a President that is only concerned with perks? Vote for Turd Ferguson, a President that will tackle all the issues and is not concerned with perks


Paid for by the Pedobear for Turd Ferguson Presidency Campaign

of course we want a president who is concerned with the perks! HONESTY people, it's the basis of my campaign, and the message I will endevour to speak!

also...perky little school girl sacrifices to snyper to keep YOUR children SAFE!

VOTE SILENCEISBLISS

LeahBaby

of course we want a president who is concerned with the perks!


<<<has perks

javaboy

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

You I nominate Javaboy solely on the basis he posts funny posts that serve the people.

Silenceisbliss wrote: »

absotivly posolutly Javaboy!! absotivly posolutly!

Right so. That's me seconded then. Let the votes roll in. :pac:

Roadend

I hope there'll be an orderly election which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath

javaboy

Roadend wrote: »

I hope there'll be an orderly election which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath

You won't get any votes with that attitude.

Wazdakka

Roadend wrote: »

I hope there'll be an eliminateing election which will obviously include the need for a violent bloodbath

FYP

Silenceisbliss

Roadend wrote: »

I hope there'll be an orderly election which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath

what would that achieve????

VOTE SILENCEISBLISS

Turd Ferguson

You can vote for whomever you wish, but let it be known that I studied in the Robert Mugabe School of Presidency so regardless of who who vote for I will be the President.

Also I dont want to be dragged into a slagging match here. I hope we have a very clean and democratic election (although all my competitors have AIDS so do you really want that in the office?)

Vote with your hearts people and if I am elected I promise abortions for some, miniature Irish flags for others!!!

Vote KaG

Why?

Because I am an absolute cunt & you have to be/look like(in Mary Harney's case) a **** to be a politican in this country.

I will bring as much prosperity as Robert Mugabe brings his great country. The health system on boards will be run by Pighead with the economy being run by people from the gambling forum. The department of defense would be run by Karoma. Education would be run by DJ_Spider to make things that extra bit controversial. The department of justice would be run by OscarBravo for giving out crazy sentences . The Enviornment would be looked after by Terry. While a new department called the department of offense would be headed by Dragan and Mairt.

I think it would be a great team & my speeches would only be done after at least 8 cans of an alcoholic beverage. I will bring a Churchill feel to it!

Chong

Deleted User wrote: »

Vote KaG

Why?

Because I am an absolute cunt & you have to be/look like(in Mary Harney's case) a **** to be a politican in this country.

I will bring as much prosperity as Robert Mugabe brings his great country. The health system on boards will be run by Pighead with the economy being run by people from the gambling forum. The department of defense would be run by Karoma. Education would be run by DJ_Spider to make things that extra bit controversial. The department of justice would be run by OscarBravo for giving out crazy sentences . The Enviornment would be looked after by Terry. While a new department called the department of offense would be headed by Dragan and Mairt.

I think it would be a great team & my speeches would only be done after at least 8 cans of an alcoholic beverage. I will bring a Churchill feel to it!

Legend, Ok I am leaning towards nominating you KaG

My fellow SuperFarmers!

A SuperFarmer to take over Boards BOOO YA!!

Wazdakka

Mr. X wrote: »

A SuperFarmer to take over Boards BOOO YA!!

Lost my vote..
A mucker in power??
Have we learned nothing in this country..

Silenceisbliss

Deleted User wrote: »

I will bring as much prosperity as Robert Mugabe brings his great country.

I dont approve of plagerism..... copying Turd....shame on you!:mad:

by the way; arnt the ploughing championships on now in kilkenny?...what are you doin on the auld internets eh?
VOTE Silenceisbliss