stupid woman on liveline...

hal9000 · 25-09-2008 12:02PM

who's with me in suing bottled water companies for not having a HUGE WARNING labels saying "if inhaled you may die!"

Are people getting dumber or just more of them these days?

javaboy · 25-09-2008 12:02PM

Dudess wrote: »

The one in that ad does the lamest attempt at a Cork accent ever.

Yeah it sounds awful.... unlike a genuine Cork accent. :pac:

OT but has anybody heard the accent in that click wood flooring ad where the guy walks around on his hands? It's god awful.

SpookyDoll · 25-09-2008 12:03PM

Oh for the love of Jaysus, obvious solvent abuse!

How did he get metallic blue spraypaint in his hair, well he sprayed it into a plastic bag and took a big suck on it, gives a very characteristic leaking pattern onto the hair and sometimes chin, forehead and ears!

HA, the stupid deluded cow has more to be worrying about than a "reaction"

Some people are so thick!

Dudess · 25-09-2008 12:06PM

javaboy wrote: »

Yeah it sounds awful.... unlike a genuine Cork accent.

Absolutely. I couldn't agree more. You put in a pac sign by accident btw (just letting ya know...)

BaconZombie · 25-09-2008 12:07PM

Her son is the reason there are warning labels like this one...

Fizman wrote: »

Well if it doesn't have a big warning on the side saying "DO NOT SPRAY ON HEAD", then I reckon she's on to a winner. :rolleyes:

/searches through kitchen for stuff with no warning signs

youcancallmeal · 25-09-2008 12:10PM

I was half listening to this and from what I gathered it was his mother who decided to spray it in his hair as a "prank". The mother wants to sue the hardware store that sold it and also the spray paint company. Her main argument is that she shouldn't have been sold the spray paint and that the spray paint didn't produce the desired effect

Danbo! · 25-09-2008 12:19PM

youcancallme>al wrote: »

I was half listening to this and from what I gathered it was his mates who decided to spray it in his hair as "prank". The mother wasn't talking about suing anyone but she was annoyed that the hardware store would sell the spray paint to 14 year olds and also that they shouldn't be selling it all!? Then some guy came on and had a go at her saying something like should they stop selling nails because they can be dangerous? I turned off that point as I could feel my brain starting to hurt

aah, killjoy. I liked the story better when the mother was a dope.

javaboy · 25-09-2008 12:22PM

Dudess wrote: »

You put in a pac sign by accident btw (just letting ya know...)

Oh right thanks. I'll leave it in though because it would only disrupt the flow of the thread if I go making edits now. :pac:

hal9000 · 25-09-2008 12:23PM

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Her son is the reason there are warning labels like this one...

ROFL thats just made my day.

AnonoBoy · 25-09-2008 12:23PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I'm gonna sue God for forcing me to breathe air...I dont even have a choice in the matter anymore!!

Well that's not technically true Turd. Here - let me show you:

*runs to get plastic bag*

javaboy · 25-09-2008 12:23PM

noblestee wrote: »

aah, killjoy. I liked the story better when the mother was a dope.

I agree. Can a mod please delete youcancallme>al's post as it ruins the fun? Possibly a ban is in order too but I don't want to be seen to be backseat modding.

javaboy · 25-09-2008 12:25PM

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Her son is the reason there are warning labels like this one...

I have that exact same screwdriver set but it doesn't have that warning.

Thank God I saw your post in time.

Dragan · 25-09-2008 12:29PM

Dudess wrote: »

The one in that ad does the lamest attempt at a Cork accent ever.

Sure the Cork accent sucks anyway!:pac:

Dudess · 25-09-2008 12:31PM

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Her son is the reason there are warning labels like this one...

And these:

Sleeping pills: Warning may cause drowsiness

Packet of Nuts: Warning, contains nuts

Hairdryer: Do not use while taking a shower

Hair straightener: This product contains lead. Wash all areas that come in contact with handle or cord immediately after use.

Bottle of cough medicine for children 2+: Do not consume alcohol or drive and do not take if you’re pregnant or nursing

Fire extinguisher: Warning, not flammable

Lighter fluid: Warning flammable

Superman costume: Does not enable you to fly

Mattress: Warning do not attempt to swallow

Christmas Lights: Warning for indoor or outdoor use only

Disposable Razor: Do not use during an earthquake

Sunscreen for my windshield: Do not operate vehicle while screen is in place.

Rat poison: Not for human consumption

Hairdryer: Do not operate while asleep

Cigarette lighter: Keep away from extreme heat or open flame

Matches: May cause fire

Salt packet at McDonald’s: Salt Contains salt

Iron: Warning do not iron clothing that is on your body

Curling iron: Do not insert into any bodily orifice

Shotgun: Danger. Firing a loaded weapon at a person can cause injury or death

Tin of cat food: Not intended for humans. Do not eat like regular food

Insurance Policy: Does not cover acts of God

Sun block bottle: For external use only

Cup of coffee: Contents may be hot

Chain saw: Warning! Do not attempt to stop blade with hands or genitals

Microwave oven: Do not use for drying pets

Electric thermometer: Do not use orally after using rectally

Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping

Toilet cleaner brush: Do not use in mouth

Lava lamp: Ingestion of alcohol and/or drugs will NOT make the lava lamp appear more psychedelic. Instead, your head will explode.

Hat: Do not wear in the rain

Japanese knife set: Warning do not use on your children

Some of these warnings are downright illogical though - for example, I heard of a Marks & Spencer bottled product (can't remember what - possibly a sauce) which had a label on its underside saying "Do not turn upside down"...

youcancallmeal · 25-09-2008 12:34PM

javaboy wrote: »

I agree. Can a mod please delete youcancallme>al's post as it ruins the fun? Possibly a ban is in order too but I don't want to be seen to be backseat modding.

I have edited my post accordingly

John Mason · 25-09-2008 01:17PM

Des wrote: »

Why is Liveline on at half eleven?

why at you on the internet at half eleven?

Darragh29 · 25-09-2008 01:25PM

Well if ya lie down with a dog, you'll likely get up with fleas!

Vain · 25-09-2008 01:29PM

Anyone get the new lynx dark temptation with the effect of chocolate. On the side of the can it says
" Chocolate fragranced/scented body spray. This is not a food. Do not ingest"

If it didn’t say that id be on to a money maker:rolleyes:

javaboy · 25-09-2008 01:41PM

Vain wrote: »

Anyone get the new lynx dark temptation with the effect of chocolate. On the side of the can it says
" Chocolate fragranced/scented body spray. This is not a food. Do not ingest"

If it didn’t say that id be on to a money maker:rolleyes:

In fairness now it was pretty confusing when you could buy two different bottled products both known as Jif Lemon. That was a pancake Tuesday to forget.

http://www.cincottachemist.com.au/productimg/919700.jpg
http://www.wilkinsonplus.com/content/ebiz/wilkinsonplus/invt/0251795/0251795_m.jpg

Putting food related terms on non-food products is just asking for trouble.

Dave! · 25-09-2008 01:57PM

Relevant wrote: »

You are worse for listening to it on Podcast from Spain!!

Indeed. That's the shocking part.

jackdaw · 25-09-2008 02:53PM

noblestee wrote: »

aah, killjoy. I liked the story better when the mother was a dope.

Well .. then she said that it's hard to tell that it wasn't for hair ...

"There was a picture of a vase on it " -- Ah yeah then it has to be for HAIR !!!

and it said "for all outdoor use, cars, glass, gates .. etc "

-NOT TO BE USED ON HUMAN SKIN !!!

yeah that's hard to know if it's not for hair ..

I suppose it doesn't EXPLICITLY say hair, but one would think he would
have thought " hey -- the hair is growing out of my skin" !!

stupid woman on liveline...

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