stupid woman on liveline...

jackdaw

Her son sprays his hair with paint .. NORMAL SPRAYPAINT that you use on your car ... etc...

he gets a reaction .. of course!!! and the stupid dope of a mother wants to sue ..

Can't believe Joe is giving her time ...

AnonoBoy

jackdaw wrote: »

Her son sprays his hair with paint .. NORMAL SPRAYPAINT that you use on your car ... etc...

he gets a reaction .. of course!!! and the stupid cúnt of a mother wants to sue ..

Can't believe Joe is giving her time ...

The apples didn't fall far from the tree I reckon.

Silenceisbliss

im so confused.....

Dragan

Joe Duffy is clever enough to know that one hysterical mother ringing him and refusing to accept her sons stupidity = about 100,000 of them at home nodding along.

Fizman

Well if it doesn't have a big warning on the side saying "DO NOT SPRAY ON HEAD", then I reckon she's on to a winner. :rolleyes:



/searches through kitchen for stuff with no warning signs

lostinnappies

stupid is wat stupid does ....

Relevant

How come it is everyone elses fault except the parents these days?

Should give the young fella a kick in the hole for being an idiot and the mother a kick in the hole for reproducing in the first place!

uglyjohn

Relevant wrote: »

How come it is everyone elses fault except the parents these days?

Should give the young fella a kick in the hole for being an idiot and the mother a kick in the hole for reproducing in the first place!

good idea, neuter the silly waggon

_blank_

Why is Liveline on at half eleven?

shoelaceface

what colour was the spraypaint?

jackdaw

Des wrote: »

Why is Liveline on at half eleven?

nah im listening to the podcast .. I don't get the RTE radio 1 here..

shoelaceface

jackdaw wrote: »

nah im listening to the podcast .. I don't get the RTE radio 1 here..

leitrim is it?

Roadend

What was the reason for him spraying his hair with paint?

Delirium

jackdaw wrote: »

Her son sprays his hair with paint .. NORMAL SPRAYPAINT that you use on your car ... etc...

he gets a reaction .. of course!!! and the stupid dope of a mother wants to sue ..

Why, because the tin said metallic blue and it actually contained hot pink?:D

6th

The kid is probably a ginger and desperate not to be seen as an evil freak.

Relevant

jackdaw wrote: »

nah im listening to the podcast .. I don't get the RTE radio 1 here..

You are worse for listening to it on Podcast from Spain!!

javaboy

Roadend wrote: »

What was the reason for him spraying his hair with paint?

To get chewing gum out obviously.

Roadend

Or he got a part in spraypaint musical?

eddiehead

6th wrote: »

The kid is probably a ginger and desperate not to be seen as an evil freak.

Yet he's happy enough to have it broadcast on national radio that he's a retarded freak, lol

Dudess

jackdaw wrote: »

he gets a reaction

Reaction as in skin reaction?

This reminds me of the time a woman on Dr Phil, with her obese young daughter, announced she was suing McDonalds for what had happened to her daughter...

The good doctor absolutely ripped her to shreds - it was great

Personal responsibility seems to be an alien concept to some people...

Roadend

Actually it makes me think of that McDonalds ad.

What have you done to your hair
I put some of your hairspray on it
That's spraypaint ya plank
WHAAAAAAT?????
#Hold me now.....#

Lockstep

Who is she suing?

THe paint manufacturers as her son decided to spray his hair?

KTRIC

Who'd like to join me in a class action suit against Diagio ? They made me drink it :mad:

Gran Hermano

Paint manufacturers should sue the mother for giving birth to a tard

Turd Ferguson

I'm gonna sue God for forcing me to breathe air...I dont even have a choice in the matter anymore!!

Saint_Mel

Fizman wrote: »

Well if it doesn't have a big warning on the side saying "DO NOT SPRAY ON HEAD", then I reckon she's on to a winner. :rolleyes:



/searches through kitchen for stuff with no warning signs

And just to be sure should have a "May contain traces of nuts" sticker too, it'd be shocking if the same idiot tried to drink a bit of it and got a nut alergy!

ScumLord

jackdaw wrote: »

nah im listening to the podcast .. I don't get the RTE radio 1 here..

I suppose no one has thought to have a more detailed look at what other products he uses in the bathroom. He could be using cilit bang as shower gel or lime as talc powder. Maybe he's best left to his own devices let nature take it's course.

javaboy

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I'm gonna sue God for forcing me to breathe air...I dont even have a choice in the matter anymore!!

Sue yore ma and da instead. The church (and therefore God) has some good lawyers. You're better off suing the easy target i.e. your parents and then letting them sue Dutch Gold for making such a delightful aphrodisiac. Dutch Gold can in turn sue God for creating barley/hops/rat piss or whatever it's made from.

Besides if you sue God, Billy Connolly will sue you for copyright infringement. It's a legal minefield really.

Dinter

Joe should have sent one of his reporters around to interview her and by interview I mean beat her and her retarded son to death with a microphone and carry their bludgeoned corpses, shoulder high, in a torch lit procession, back to Donnybrook for display on the radio mast as an example to all.

Dudess

Roadend wrote: »

Actually it makes me think of that McDonalds ad.

What have you done to your hair
I put some of your hairspray on it
That's spraypaint ya plank
WHAAAAAAT?????
#Hold me now.....#

The one in that ad does the lamest attempt at a Cork accent ever.

javaboy

ScumLord wrote: »

I suppose no one has thought to have a more detailed look at what other products he uses in the bathroom. He could be using cilit bang as shower gel or lime as talc powder. Maybe he's best left to his own devices let nature take it's course.

Personally I use Brasso on my knob and parazone to clean my rim. :eek:

My door knob and toilet rim for the slow ones.

hal9000

who's with me in suing bottled water companies for not having a HUGE WARNING labels saying "if inhaled you may die!"

Are people getting dumber or just more of them these days?

javaboy

Dudess wrote: »

The one in that ad does the lamest attempt at a Cork accent ever.

Yeah it sounds awful.... unlike a genuine Cork accent. :pac:



OT but has anybody heard the accent in that click wood flooring ad where the guy walks around on his hands? It's god awful.

SpookyDoll

Oh for the love of Jaysus, obvious solvent abuse!

How did he get metallic blue spraypaint in his hair, well he sprayed it into a plastic bag and took a big suck on it, gives a very characteristic leaking pattern onto the hair and sometimes chin, forehead and ears!

HA, the stupid deluded cow has more to be worrying about than a "reaction"

Some people are so thick!

Dudess

javaboy wrote: »

Yeah it sounds awful.... unlike a genuine Cork accent.

Absolutely. I couldn't agree more. You put in a pac sign by accident btw (just letting ya know...)

BaconZombie

Her son is the reason there are warning labels like this one...

Fizman wrote: »

Well if it doesn't have a big warning on the side saying "DO NOT SPRAY ON HEAD", then I reckon she's on to a winner. :rolleyes:



/searches through kitchen for stuff with no warning signs

youcancallmeal

I was half listening to this and from what I gathered it was his mother who decided to spray it in his hair as a "prank". The mother wants to sue the hardware store that sold it and also the spray paint company. Her main argument is that she shouldn't have been sold the spray paint and that the spray paint didn't produce the desired effect

Danbo!

youcancallme>al wrote: »

I was half listening to this and from what I gathered it was his mates who decided to spray it in his hair as "prank". The mother wasn't talking about suing anyone but she was annoyed that the hardware store would sell the spray paint to 14 year olds and also that they shouldn't be selling it all!? Then some guy came on and had a go at her saying something like should they stop selling nails because they can be dangerous? I turned off that point as I could feel my brain starting to hurt

aah, killjoy. I liked the story better when the mother was a dope.

javaboy

Dudess wrote: »

You put in a pac sign by accident btw (just letting ya know...)

Oh right thanks. I'll leave it in though because it would only disrupt the flow of the thread if I go making edits now. :pac:

hal9000

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Her son is the reason there are warning labels like this one...

ROFL thats just made my day.

AnonoBoy

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I'm gonna sue God for forcing me to breathe air...I dont even have a choice in the matter anymore!!

Well that's not technically true Turd. Here - let me show you:

*runs to get plastic bag*

javaboy

noblestee wrote: »

aah, killjoy. I liked the story better when the mother was a dope.

I agree. Can a mod please delete youcancallme>al's post as it ruins the fun? Possibly a ban is in order too but I don't want to be seen to be backseat modding.

javaboy

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Her son is the reason there are warning labels like this one...

I have that exact same screwdriver set but it doesn't have that warning.




Thank God I saw your post in time.

Dragan

Dudess wrote: »

The one in that ad does the lamest attempt at a Cork accent ever.

Sure the Cork accent sucks anyway!:pac:

Dudess

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Her son is the reason there are warning labels like this one...

And these:

Sleeping pills: Warning may cause drowsiness

Packet of Nuts: Warning, contains nuts

Hairdryer: Do not use while taking a shower

Hair straightener: This product contains lead. Wash all areas that come in contact with handle or cord immediately after use.

Bottle of cough medicine for children 2+: Do not consume alcohol or drive and do not take if you’re pregnant or nursing

Fire extinguisher: Warning, not flammable

Lighter fluid: Warning flammable

Superman costume: Does not enable you to fly

Mattress: Warning do not attempt to swallow

Christmas Lights: Warning for indoor or outdoor use only

Disposable Razor: Do not use during an earthquake

Sunscreen for my windshield: Do not operate vehicle while screen is in place.

Rat poison: Not for human consumption

Hairdryer: Do not operate while asleep

Cigarette lighter: Keep away from extreme heat or open flame

Matches: May cause fire

Salt packet at McDonald’s: Salt Contains salt

Iron: Warning do not iron clothing that is on your body

Curling iron: Do not insert into any bodily orifice

Shotgun: Danger. Firing a loaded weapon at a person can cause injury or death

Tin of cat food: Not intended for humans. Do not eat like regular food

Insurance Policy: Does not cover acts of God

Sun block bottle: For external use only

Cup of coffee: Contents may be hot

Chain saw: Warning! Do not attempt to stop blade with hands or genitals

Microwave oven: Do not use for drying pets

Electric thermometer: Do not use orally after using rectally

Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping

Toilet cleaner brush: Do not use in mouth

Lava lamp: Ingestion of alcohol and/or drugs will NOT make the lava lamp appear more psychedelic. Instead, your head will explode.

Hat: Do not wear in the rain

Japanese knife set: Warning do not use on your children

Some of these warnings are downright illogical though - for example, I heard of a Marks & Spencer bottled product (can't remember what - possibly a sauce) which had a label on its underside saying "Do not turn upside down"...

youcancallmeal

javaboy wrote: »

I agree. Can a mod please delete youcancallme>al's post as it ruins the fun? Possibly a ban is in order too but I don't want to be seen to be backseat modding.

I have edited my post accordingly

John Mason

Des wrote: »

Why is Liveline on at half eleven?

why at you on the internet at half eleven?

Darragh29

Well if ya lie down with a dog, you'll likely get up with fleas!

Vain

Anyone get the new lynx dark temptation with the effect of chocolate. On the side of the can it says
" Chocolate fragranced/scented body spray. This is not a food. Do not ingest"

If it didn’t say that id be on to a money maker:rolleyes:

javaboy

Vain wrote: »

Anyone get the new lynx dark temptation with the effect of chocolate. On the side of the can it says
" Chocolate fragranced/scented body spray. This is not a food. Do not ingest"

If it didn’t say that id be on to a money maker:rolleyes:

In fairness now it was pretty confusing when you could buy two different bottled products both known as Jif Lemon. That was a pancake Tuesday to forget.

http://www.cincottachemist.com.au/productimg/919700.jpg
http://www.wilkinsonplus.com/content/ebiz/wilkinsonplus/invt/0251795/0251795_m.jpg


Putting food related terms on non-food products is just asking for trouble.

Dave!

Relevant wrote: »

You are worse for listening to it on Podcast from Spain!!

Indeed. That's the shocking part.