PI Special - Desperate Biogiocal Clock Ticking Whore

wasabi wrote: »

Not only that, but they don't leave the toilet seat up after them.

A bit serious for AH but a good read:

http://www.supportguidelines.com/articles/art199903.html
"After the baby was born, Mr. Wallis sued Ms. Smith for breach of contract (for failing to take the pill when she promised to use birth control), fraud (for supposedly lying about taking the pill; Ms. Smith states the pregnancy was accidental), and conversion, for "intentionally acquiring and misusing" his genetic material, to wit, his sperm, for the purpose of becoming pregnant without Mr. Smith's consent. Mr. Wallis claimed that even though Ms. Smith had not sued Mr. Wallis for child support (she sued only for a declaration of paternity), he was nonetheless damaged because he had become a father without his consent and had to see his daughter born into a "broken home," a situation that "broke his heart," according to one interview. Ms. Smith claimed that the sperm should be considered a gift, because Mr. Wallis "surrendered any right of possession to his semen when he transferred it during voluntary sexual intercourse."

Think that's bad? Look what this crazy bitch got up to. At least she got what was coming to her

http://www.oldbaileyonline.org/browse.jsp?id=t16770711-1-off4&div=t16770711-1#highlight

Reference Number: t16770711-1
Offence: Sexual Offences > sodomy
Verdict: Guilty
Punishment: Death

A married woman lately living without Cripplegate , that appeared to be between 30 and 40 years of age, was arrigned, For that she having not the fear of God before her eyes, nor regarding the order of Nature, on the 23. of June last, to the disgrace of all womankind, did commit Buggery with a certain Mungril Dog, and wickedly, divellishly, and against nature had venerial and Carnal copulation with him, &c. It was was proved that the Prisoner was a person of a lewd conversation, and lodging in a Room into which there were several holes to look in at from the next house, they had often seen her in the very acts of uncleanness with Villains that followed her; but one day one of the Witnesses (a young woman) happening to cast her eye in, saw her use such actions with a Dog as are not fit here to be recited: At which being amazed, she called up another woman, and after that a man, who all saw her several times practising this beastliness, and fully evidenced the same in Court, where the Dog was likewise brought, add being set on the Bar before the Prisoner, owned her by wagging his tail, and making motions as it were to kiss her, which 'twas sworn she did do when she made that horrid use of him. For her self she had nothing to say, but denying the fact, alleadging it was mallice in the Witnesses, whichher Husband, who appeared in her behalf likewise suggested, but could not make out any quarrel or occasion of any such malice in the least; whereupon after full consideration of all circumstances she was brought in guilty .

kearnsr wrote: »

I think there are drugs to reduce the chances of this happening

If I was that guy, I would turn up at the birth and then flush the baby down the toilet.