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PI Special - Desperate Biogiocal Clock Ticking Whore

godtabh · 2008-09-17 13:48:34

Title might be a bit harsh but read this first. This is actually posted in PI but I've changed the names What a total bitch. That kid is gona have a great live with a nut job of a mother like that. What would you do if it was you?

17-09-2008 1:48pm

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Title might be a bit harsh but read this first.

This is actually posted in PI but I've changed the names

Desperate Biogiocal Clock Ticking Whore wrote:

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What a total bitch.

That kid is gona have a great live with a nut job of a mother like that.

What would you do if it was you?

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#2 17-09-2008 1:52pm

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IBTL

nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

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#3 17-09-2008 1:52pm

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That's gotta be a troll.... gotta be....

right?

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#4 17-09-2008 1:53pm

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Haha. Now he will be buying Coleslaw and Chips for 3 :pac:

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#5 17-09-2008 1:54pm

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That has to be a pisstake, a wimmen can't be that crazy can they ?

Can they ?!?!

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#6 17-09-2008 1:54pm

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Pyr0 wrote: »

That has to be a pisstake, a wimmen can't be that crazy can they ?

Can they ?!?!

Anybody can be that crazy.

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#7 17-09-2008 1:54pm

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entarpment.

ffs

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#8 17-09-2008 1:54pm

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Wouldn't it be gas if he had AIDS? Oh, how we'd laugh...

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#9 17-09-2008 1:55pm

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LOL, I'd love to send this to the guy. He'd have a field day when it gets to court.

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#10 17-09-2008 1:55pm

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Pyr0 wrote: »

That has to be a pisstake, a wimmen can't be that crazy can they ?

Can they ?!?!

Yes they can

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#11 17-09-2008 1:55pm

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The walk back to his place confirmed it in my mind. He was so considerate and got me some coleslaw chips as I was getting hungry again

And she said it was all the nights out got her that belly.......

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#12 17-09-2008 1:55pm

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kearnsr wrote: »

What would you do if it was you?

Run.

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#13 17-09-2008 1:56pm

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KTRIC wrote: »

LOL, I'd love to send this to the guy. He'd have a field day when it gets to court.

No need to, KTRIC. I'm sure he'll be reading this very thread :pac:

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#14 17-09-2008 1:57pm

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togster wrote: »

Run.

After you had shot her

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#15 17-09-2008 1:57pm

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people like that that should be rounded up and slaughtered.

mods, you can ban me if you like for saying this, but i think most of you will agree with me, and yes, it's totally worth saying.

what a horrible horrible person. disgusting

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#16 17-09-2008 1:57pm

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WTF

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#17 17-09-2008 1:57pm

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That is very disturbing if true:eek:

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#18 17-09-2008 1:59pm

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A hoax I presume. And something to do with this? (From paragraph 4 onwards) http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=57265311&postcount=53

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#19 17-09-2008 1:59pm

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Well if it is a troll they'll get great advice in PI, some people their don't know when there being fooled by nutjobs who need a good kick up the arse

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#20 17-09-2008 1:59pm

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http://photo.gangus.com/d/26788-2/ackbar.jpg

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#21 17-09-2008 1:59pm

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Hold on wait a minute, Female, mid 30s, desperate, beer belly, a moral... It wasn't dudess by any chance?

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#22 17-09-2008 2:00pm

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Boston wrote: »

Hold on wait a minute, Female, mid 30s, desperate, beer belly, a moral... It wasn't dubes by any chance?

It the incarnation of Twitching Anus's fears.

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#23 17-09-2008 2:02pm

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Dudess wrote: »

A hoax I presume. And something to do with this? (From paragraph 4 onwards) http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=57265311&postcount=53

Seems very well orchestrated for a hoax post to be honest.

I'm sure an admin with too much time on his or her hands could see what IP those two posts were from.

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#24 17-09-2008 2:03pm

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Boston wrote: »

Hold on wait a minute, Female, mid 30s, desperate, beer belly, a moral... It wasn't dubes by any chance?

Who's that?

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#25 17-09-2008 2:03pm

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Boston wrote: »

Hold on wait a minute, Female, mid 30s, desperate, beer belly, a moral... It wasn't dubes by any chance?

You've called me dubes a few times. Nah, I'm not in my mid 30s or single... and I don't drink beer

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#26 17-09-2008 2:05pm

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bevor die Sperre

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#27 17-09-2008 2:05pm

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But you are amoral and desperate, interesting.

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#28 17-09-2008 2:05pm

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PI threads ( no matter how trolltastic) are not fodder for thread on other forums.
IF the PI mods hand of wanted it posted here we would have moved it here.
AH mods please lock this thread.

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#29 17-09-2008 2:06pm

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Thaedydal wrote: »

PI threads ( no matter how trolltastic) are not fodder for thread on other forums.
IF the PI mods hand of wanted it posted here we would have moved it here.
AH mods please lock this thread.

and just when it was getting good.

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#30 17-09-2008 2:07pm

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WHAT THE FUNK?!!! :eek:

She should be beaten to death with her own legs and arms...

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#31 17-09-2008 2:08pm

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Namesco wrote: »

Well if it is a troll they'll get great advice in PI, some people their don't know when there being fooled by nutjobs who need a good kick up the arse

All thread in PI which are active are to be treated as serious and no one knows how many people reading the thread will benefit from the advice or someone googling about similar issues later on.

IF you think a thread is not kosher report it.

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#32 17-09-2008 2:10pm

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Thaedydal wrote: »

PI threads ( no matter how trolltastic) are not fodder for thread on other forums.
IF the PI mods hand of wanted it posted here we would have moved it here.
AH mods please lock this thread.

It’s been posted on a public forum. Regardless of whether or not its taking the piss it’s still open for discussion. Just because you don’t deem it appropriate for discussion else where doesn’t mean it doesn’t warrant discussion.

Lighten up a bit

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#33 17-09-2008 2:12pm

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Dudess wrote: »

You've called me dubes a few times. Nah, I'm not in my mid 30s or single... and I don't drink beer

But do you eat coleslaw on chips? That's the question.

I've always wondered why I make a point of putting on my own condom... now I know why.

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#34 17-09-2008 2:12pm

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Thaedydal wrote: »

All thread in PI which are active are to be treated as serious and no one knows how many people reading the thread will benefit from the advice or someone googling about similar issues later on.

IF you think a thread is not kosher report it.

It is not an active PI thread - it is locked, thus inactive.

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#35 17-09-2008 2:13pm

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sure what's a girl to do - its the only way to catch and keep a man these days

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#36 17-09-2008 2:13pm

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Thaedydal wrote: »

All thread in PI which are active

Even if the thread is locked?

Edit: Doh. Forot to hit refresh.

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#37 17-09-2008 2:13pm

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I am a bubbly, outgoing curvy chick in her early 30s. I like the few pints and the bit of craic, but I'm starting to want something more. Have been doing the whole pubs 'n' clubs thing for years, looking to meet someone and all I've ended up with is a beer belly and a lot of bad memories, so I thought I'd give the old Internet dating ago - like who hasn't??!! I got a lot of responses from obviously creepy guys and went out on a couple of disastrous dates that I don't want to think about again, but then a guy got in contact who looked - gasp! - like quite a good catch. We arranged to meet up last Friday and, for the first time in a long time, I was actually looking forward to it, and was getting quite nervous about it as I really hoped it would work out. I took extra care getting ready and putting on my slap, and then we met. He was funny, charming and a gentleman, and I thought to myself, He could be the one. I'm going to go for it!!

The walk back to his place confirmed it in my mind. He was so considerate and got me some coleslaw chips as I was getting hungry again. Then we got to his house and it was just gorgeous!!! I thought to myself, I can't let this one slip through my fingers. I open a lot of post at work, so I have an extra long and sharp thumbnail - better than any letter opener, girls! - and (I'm a bit ashamed to admit this) under the pretext of guiding him in with my hand, I used my nail to slit the little bubble part of the condom. The funny thing was though, as soon as we were finished in bed, he completely stopped being a gentleman and practically threw me out of his house!!!

Long story short, I've just come from the doctor's and I'm pregnant!!! Question is, what is my next move? I know at a minimum I can go to court and get a settlement from him, but I think I could make husband material out of him. What should I do? I am so happy, but also so confused...

Jesus.....**** meself there for a minute but I know for a fact it was a taco chips I bought and I have the stains to prove it.

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#38 17-09-2008 2:13pm

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Tauren wrote: »

It is not an active PI thread - it is locked, thus inactive.

Nice

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#39 17-09-2008 2:14pm

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monkeyfudge wrote: »

But do you eat coleslaw on chips? That's the question.

I've always wondered why I make a point of putting on my own condom... now I know why.

Can hardly expect the monkey to put it on!

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#40 17-09-2008 2:14pm

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sure what's a girl to do - its the only way to catch and keep a man these days

Have you considered using a large net?

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#41 17-09-2008 2:15pm

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Lulz were had.

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#42 17-09-2008 2:15pm

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monkeyfudge wrote: »

But do you eat coleslaw on chips? That's the question.

I've always wondered why I make a point of putting on my own condom... now I know why.

no no no no, YOU put on your own condom because youve no one else to put it on for you, and yore ma is gettin sick of doin it....

haha, sorry....I had to

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#43 17-09-2008 2:16pm

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Boston wrote: »

Can hardly expect the monkey to put it on!

If you can teach an octopus to unscrew a jam jar then you can teach a monkey to put a condom on.

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Octopi don't learn that, they figure it out themselves. Octopi > Monkeys

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#45 17-09-2008 2:18pm

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WindSock wrote: »

Octopi don't learn that, they figure it out themselves. Octopi > Monkeys

Oh crap, now you've done it

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#46 17-09-2008 2:18pm

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It couldn't be that hard to teach a monkey - they are already good at hanling bananas - only 2 steps away on my learning plan.

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#47 17-09-2008 2:19pm

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Roadend wrote: »

Have you considered using a large net?

hmmm, i did think of that but "the collector" kept coming back to me

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#48 17-09-2008 2:19pm

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I'm pretty sure a large proportion of PI threads are started by trolls.

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#49 17-09-2008 2:20pm

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Didn't someone post something from the male perspective about this the other day (In AH)? I distinctively remember the colesaw chips. Eugh.

*calls shenanigans*

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#50 17-09-2008 2:21pm

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This must be the quickest confirmed pregnancy in history. Woman goes out on Friday night and is able to have it confirmed just a few days later that she is pregnant. Lots of very gullible people here.

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#51 17-09-2008 2:22pm

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cornbb wrote: »

I'm pretty sure a large proportion of PI threads are started by trolls.

i have to agree with you on this point.

i mean serious can there be that many stupid people in the world and they all found boards.ie at the same time!!!

it has to be trolls

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