'Suspected Satanists Ate Teens'

sock.rocker* · 16-09-2008 05:24PM #1

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Satanists-Ate-Teenagers---Eight-Arrested-In-Russia/Article/200809215096849?f=rss

Eight suspected Satanists have been arrested in Russia for allegedly stabbing to death and eating the body parts of four teenagers, reports claim.

The four victims were lured one by one to a country cottage in the region of Yaroslavl on the Volga River, a popular Russian tabloid said.
The teenagers were then stabbed "666 times" each, as part of a Satanic ritual, the daily said, quoting investigators.
The victims were allegedly forced to get drunk before being stabbed and dismembered.
Their killers then lit a bonfire under a tree near the cottage where they cooked and ate their victims' body parts, the report claimed.
Hair from the victims was apparently found in the embers of the bonfire.
The report also quoted interrogations with the suspects and said police had intercepted their phone calls following the killings.
The victims - three girls and one boy - were all aged between 16 and 17 and belonged to local "goth circles", a subculture that is very popular in provincial Russia, Komsomolskaya Pravda said.

so.. do you agree or disagree with this type of behaviour?

pickarooney · 16-09-2008 05:26PM

sock.rocker* wrote: »

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Satanists-Ate-Teenagers---Eight-Arrested-In-Russia/Article/200809215096849?f=rss

Eight suspected Satanists have been arrested in Russia for allegedly stabbing to death and eating the body parts of four teenagers, reports claim.

The four victims were lured one by one to a country cottage in the region of Yaroslavl on the Volga River, a popular Russian tabloid said.
The teenagers were then stabbed "666 times" each, as part of a Satanic ritual, the daily said, quoting investigators.
The victims were allegedly forced to get drunk before being stabbed and dismembered.
Their killers then lit a bonfire under a tree near the cottage where they cooked and ate their victims' body parts, the report claimed.
Hair from the victims was apparently found in the embers of the bonfire.
The report also quoted interrogations with the suspects and said police had intercepted their phone calls following the killings.
The victims - three girls and one boy - were all aged between 16 and 17 and belonged to local "goth circles", a subculture that is very popular in provincial Russia, Komsomolskaya Pravda said.

so.. do you agree or disagree with this type of behaviour?

I was against it until the last line.

sock.rocker* · 16-09-2008 05:26PM

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1692637.ece

Mena · 16-09-2008 05:26PM

The only question is: Did they have Chianti and Fava beans !

sock.rocker* · 16-09-2008 05:28PM

Mena wrote: »

The only question is: Did they have Chianti and Fava beans !

of course they did..:rolleyes:

Daithi McGee · 16-09-2008 05:28PM

sock.rocker* wrote: »

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Satanists-Ate-Teenagers---Eight-Arrested-In-Russia/Article/200809215096849?f=rss

Eight suspected Satanists have been arrested in Russia for allegedly stabbing to death and eating the body parts of four teenagers, reports claim.

The four victims were lured one by one to a country cottage in the region of Yaroslavl on the Volga River, a popular Russian tabloid said.
The teenagers were then stabbed "666 times" each, as part of a Satanic ritual, the daily said, quoting investigators.
The victims were allegedly forced to get drunk before being stabbed and dismembered.
Their killers then lit a bonfire under a tree near the cottage where they cooked and ate their victims' body parts, the report claimed.
Hair from the victims was apparently found in the embers of the bonfire.
The report also quoted interrogations with the suspects and said police had intercepted their phone calls following the killings.
The victims - three girls and one boy - were all aged between 16 and 17 and belonged to local "goth circles", a subculture that is very popular in provincial Russia, Komsomolskaya Pravda said.

so.. do you agree or disagree with this type of behaviour?

Well if they stabbed them 666 times as part of some ritual they need a good educating in the ways of Satanism.

So I'd have to disagree with that kind of behaviour and I think it is just typical of how our education system is crumbling. Kids just aren't learning what they need to get a good start in life these days.

Dudess · 16-09-2008 05:28PM

sock.rocker* wrote: »

so.. do you agree or disagree with this type of behaviour?

Are you expecting some people to say they agree with it and mean it...?

javaboy · 16-09-2008 05:30PM

Man are they gonna feel silly when they realise 666 isn't even the number of the beast. I mean boy are their faces going to be red. Egg and their faces are going to be in alignment.

Turd Ferguson · 16-09-2008 05:33PM

They ate goths? I think if I were to go cannibal I'd eat someone that didnt taste like eye make-up and depression. Bloddy crazy Russians!!!

Overature · 16-09-2008 05:33PM

if the bodys were stabbed 666 times each and then eatan, how did the paper know how many times they had been stabbed?

anyway the number of the beast is 738402394.3288394494030 not 666

orestes · 16-09-2008 05:37PM

sock.rocker* wrote: »

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Satanists-Ate-Teenagers---Eight-Arrested-In-Russia/Article/200809215096849?f=rss

Eight suspected Satanists have been arrested in Russia for allegedly stabbing to death and eating the body parts of four teenagers, reports claim.

The four victims were lured one by one to a country cottage in the region of Yaroslavl on the Volga River, a popular Russian tabloid said.
The teenagers were then stabbed "666 times" each, as part of a Satanic ritual, the daily said, quoting investigators.
The victims were allegedly forced to get drunk before being stabbed and dismembered.
Their killers then lit a bonfire under a tree near the cottage where they cooked and ate their victims' body parts, the report claimed.
Hair from the victims was apparently found in the embers of the bonfire.
The report also quoted interrogations with the suspects and said police had intercepted their phone calls following the killings.
The victims - three girls and one boy - were all aged between 16 and 17 and belonged to local "goth circles", a subculture that is very popular in provincial Russia, Komsomolskaya Pravda said.

so.. do you agree or disagree with this type of behaviour?

I completely disagree with this type of behaviour. Giving alcohol to teenagers is disgraceful

sock.rocker* · 16-09-2008 05:44PM

orestes wrote: »

I completely disagree with this type of behaviour. Giving alcohol to teenagers is disgraceful

quite right. these 8 should be made example of so no more dastardly deeds such as giving alcohol to teens occur.

doonothing · 16-09-2008 05:45PM

Overature wrote: »

if the bodys were stabbed 666 times each and then eatan, how did the paper know how many times they had been stabbed?

I dunno, Grissom

Agamemnon · 16-09-2008 06:18PM

<Caruso_the _ginger_tosser_from_CSI_Miami>

Stabbed 666 times? Sounds like...

/takes off shades

...a devilish way to die!

/cue the Who

</Caruso_the _ginger_tosser_from_CSI_Miami>

sorry

smellslikeshoes · 16-09-2008 06:32PM

Sounds like idiot kids eating other idiot kids. There are plenty of satanists around and all of this 666 and eating people has nothing to do with it.

Turd Ferguson · 16-09-2008 06:33PM

smellslikeshoes wrote: »

Sounds like idiot kids eating other idiot kids. There are plenty of satanists around and all of this 666 and eating people has nothing to do with it.

Natural selection FTW

Shryke · 16-09-2008 06:40PM

I'm going to be the voice of sanity for just one moment..

JESUS ****ING CHRIST

That felt good.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 16-09-2008 06:46PM

I believe it was the Russian equivalent of the Iron Stomach event alluded to in a tread in the UCD forum. They came fifth.

CursedSkeptic · 16-09-2008 08:46PM

This is a sexy situation

(said without moving lips much or at all, which has the effect of lending the voice of the speaker a jaded sounding monotone)

m@cc@ · 16-09-2008 09:00PM

sock.rocker* wrote: »

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1692637.ece

Are you thinking the Sun will have the real story?

Dyr · 16-09-2008 09:01PM

its gotta be hard work keeping count while you're stabbing someone 666 times

16-09-2008 09:15PM

how did they sit there and keep count of 666 times
bet they lost track

suckslikeafox · 16-09-2008 09:20PM

How much would your arm hurt after stabbing someone 666 times? Personally I feel a strain after about 10

sock.rocker* · 16-09-2008 10:03PM

m@cc@ wrote: »

Are you thinking the Sun will have the real story?

meh, skynews is factual imo. the sun jus adds entertainment.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 16-09-2008 10:13PM

sock.rocker* wrote: »

meh, skynews is factual imo. the sun jus adds entertainment.

It is in it's arse!

sock.rocker* · 16-09-2008 10:21PM

ok, fact: 8 kids ate 4 kids.

both papers got it rite.. im happy :P

The guy · 16-09-2008 10:32PM

Thanks Sky News, I'm never going near the central bank again. :pac:

dotsman · 16-09-2008 11:29PM

sock.rocker* wrote: »

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1692637.ece

Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't mind having a bite off the 2 girls in the middle?

In the sexy love bite kind of way, not the actual knife and fork way!

Dave! · 16-09-2008 11:41PM

bluewolf wrote: »

how did they sit there and keep count of 666 times
bet they lost track

My thinking exactly!

Killer #1: "653... 654... 655...656...657--"
Killer #2: "Hey how far are you? I'm finished. Took me bloody--"
Killer #1: "--did you seriously just make me lose my count? I mean, did you seriously just do that?"
Killer #2: "uuhh... No man! I uhh... why are you looking at me like tha--OH MY GOD!!!!! ARRRGGGHHH!!!"
Killer #1: "1... 2... 3... 4..."

javaboy · 16-09-2008 11:45PM

Dave! wrote: »

My thinking exactly!

Killer #1: "653... 654... 655...656...657--"
Killer #2: "Hey how far are you? I'm finished. Took me bloody--"
Killer #1: "--did you seriously just make me lose my count? I mean, did you seriously just do that?"
Killer #2: "uuhh... No man! I uhh... why are you looking at me like tha--OH MY GOD!!!!! ARRRGGGHHH!!!"
Killer #1: "1... 2... 3... 4..."

Remember in the Simpsons when Nelson showed Lisa how to use the special tool for drawing musical staves on a chalkboard to speed up doing lines......

I imagine they used a similar idea to speed up the whole process. Maybe a pitchfork or other multiple pronged stabbing implement.

Dudess · 16-09-2008 11:48PM

Bunch of knives sellotaped together. That'd save loads of time...

'Suspected Satanists Ate Teens'

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