'Suspected Satanists Ate Teens'

sock.rocker*

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Satanists-Ate-Teenagers---Eight-Arrested-In-Russia/Article/200809215096849?f=rss

Eight suspected Satanists have been arrested in Russia for allegedly stabbing to death and eating the body parts of four teenagers, reports claim.

The four victims were lured one by one to a country cottage in the region of Yaroslavl on the Volga River, a popular Russian tabloid said.
The teenagers were then stabbed "666 times" each, as part of a Satanic ritual, the daily said, quoting investigators.
The victims were allegedly forced to get drunk before being stabbed and dismembered.
Their killers then lit a bonfire under a tree near the cottage where they cooked and ate their victims' body parts, the report claimed.
Hair from the victims was apparently found in the embers of the bonfire.
The report also quoted interrogations with the suspects and said police had intercepted their phone calls following the killings.
The victims - three girls and one boy - were all aged between 16 and 17 and belonged to local "goth circles", a subculture that is very popular in provincial Russia, Komsomolskaya Pravda said.


so.. do you agree or disagree with this type of behaviour?

pickarooney

sock.rocker* wrote: »

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Satanists-Ate-Teenagers---Eight-Arrested-In-Russia/Article/200809215096849?f=rss

Eight suspected Satanists have been arrested in Russia for allegedly stabbing to death and eating the body parts of four teenagers, reports claim.

The four victims were lured one by one to a country cottage in the region of Yaroslavl on the Volga River, a popular Russian tabloid said.
The teenagers were then stabbed "666 times" each, as part of a Satanic ritual, the daily said, quoting investigators.
The victims were allegedly forced to get drunk before being stabbed and dismembered.
Their killers then lit a bonfire under a tree near the cottage where they cooked and ate their victims' body parts, the report claimed.
Hair from the victims was apparently found in the embers of the bonfire.
The report also quoted interrogations with the suspects and said police had intercepted their phone calls following the killings.
The victims - three girls and one boy - were all aged between 16 and 17 and belonged to local "goth circles", a subculture that is very popular in provincial Russia, Komsomolskaya Pravda said.


so.. do you agree or disagree with this type of behaviour?

I was against it until the last line.

sock.rocker*

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1692637.ece

Mena

The only question is: Did they have Chianti and Fava beans !

sock.rocker*

Mena wrote: »

The only question is: Did they have Chianti and Fava beans !

of course they did..:rolleyes:

Daithi McGee

sock.rocker* wrote: »

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Satanists-Ate-Teenagers---Eight-Arrested-In-Russia/Article/200809215096849?f=rss

Eight suspected Satanists have been arrested in Russia for allegedly stabbing to death and eating the body parts of four teenagers, reports claim.

The four victims were lured one by one to a country cottage in the region of Yaroslavl on the Volga River, a popular Russian tabloid said.
The teenagers were then stabbed "666 times" each, as part of a Satanic ritual, the daily said, quoting investigators.
The victims were allegedly forced to get drunk before being stabbed and dismembered.
Their killers then lit a bonfire under a tree near the cottage where they cooked and ate their victims' body parts, the report claimed.
Hair from the victims was apparently found in the embers of the bonfire.
The report also quoted interrogations with the suspects and said police had intercepted their phone calls following the killings.
The victims - three girls and one boy - were all aged between 16 and 17 and belonged to local "goth circles", a subculture that is very popular in provincial Russia, Komsomolskaya Pravda said.


so.. do you agree or disagree with this type of behaviour?

Well if they stabbed them 666 times as part of some ritual they need a good educating in the ways of Satanism.

So I'd have to disagree with that kind of behaviour and I think it is just typical of how our education system is crumbling. Kids just aren't learning what they need to get a good start in life these days.

Dudess

sock.rocker* wrote: »

so.. do you agree or disagree with this type of behaviour?

Are you expecting some people to say they agree with it and mean it...?

javaboy

Man are they gonna feel silly when they realise 666 isn't even the number of the beast. I mean boy are their faces going to be red. Egg and their faces are going to be in alignment.

Turd Ferguson

They ate goths? I think if I were to go cannibal I'd eat someone that didnt taste like eye make-up and depression. Bloddy crazy Russians!!!

Overature

if the bodys were stabbed 666 times each and then eatan, how did the paper know how many times they had been stabbed?

anyway the number of the beast is 738402394.3288394494030 not 666

orestes

sock.rocker* wrote: »

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Satanists-Ate-Teenagers---Eight-Arrested-In-Russia/Article/200809215096849?f=rss

Eight suspected Satanists have been arrested in Russia for allegedly stabbing to death and eating the body parts of four teenagers, reports claim.

The four victims were lured one by one to a country cottage in the region of Yaroslavl on the Volga River, a popular Russian tabloid said.
The teenagers were then stabbed "666 times" each, as part of a Satanic ritual, the daily said, quoting investigators.
The victims were allegedly forced to get drunk before being stabbed and dismembered.
Their killers then lit a bonfire under a tree near the cottage where they cooked and ate their victims' body parts, the report claimed.
Hair from the victims was apparently found in the embers of the bonfire.
The report also quoted interrogations with the suspects and said police had intercepted their phone calls following the killings.
The victims - three girls and one boy - were all aged between 16 and 17 and belonged to local "goth circles", a subculture that is very popular in provincial Russia, Komsomolskaya Pravda said.


so.. do you agree or disagree with this type of behaviour?

I completely disagree with this type of behaviour. Giving alcohol to teenagers is disgraceful

sock.rocker*

orestes wrote: »

I completely disagree with this type of behaviour. Giving alcohol to teenagers is disgraceful

quite right. these 8 should be made example of so no more dastardly deeds such as giving alcohol to teens occur.

doonothing

Overature wrote: »

if the bodys were stabbed 666 times each and then eatan, how did the paper know how many times they had been stabbed?

I dunno, Grissom

Agamemnon

<Caruso_the _ginger_tosser_from_CSI_Miami>

Stabbed 666 times? Sounds like...

/takes off shades

...a devilish way to die!

/cue the Who

</Caruso_the _ginger_tosser_from_CSI_Miami>





sorry

smellslikeshoes

Sounds like idiot kids eating other idiot kids. There are plenty of satanists around and all of this 666 and eating people has nothing to do with it.

Turd Ferguson

smellslikeshoes wrote: »

Sounds like idiot kids eating other idiot kids. There are plenty of satanists around and all of this 666 and eating people has nothing to do with it.

Natural selection FTW

Shryke

I'm going to be the voice of sanity for just one moment..

JESUS ****ING CHRIST

That felt good.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I believe it was the Russian equivalent of the Iron Stomach event alluded to in a tread in the UCD forum. They came fifth.

CursedSkeptic

This is a sexy situation


(said without moving lips much or at all, which has the effect of lending the voice of the speaker a jaded sounding monotone)

m@cc@

sock.rocker* wrote: »

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1692637.ece

Are you thinking the Sun will have the real story?

Dyr

its gotta be hard work keeping count while you're stabbing someone 666 times

how did they sit there and keep count of 666 times
bet they lost track

suckslikeafox

How much would your arm hurt after stabbing someone 666 times? Personally I feel a strain after about 10

sock.rocker*

m@cc@ wrote: »

Are you thinking the Sun will have the real story?

meh, skynews is factual imo. the sun jus adds entertainment.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

sock.rocker* wrote: »

meh, skynews is factual imo. the sun jus adds entertainment.

It is in it's arse!

sock.rocker*

ok, fact: 8 kids ate 4 kids.

both papers got it rite.. im happy :P

The guy

Thanks Sky News, I'm never going near the central bank again. :pac:

dotsman

sock.rocker* wrote: »

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1692637.ece

Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't mind having a bite off the 2 girls in the middle?

In the sexy love bite kind of way, not the actual knife and fork way!

Dave!

bluewolf wrote: »

how did they sit there and keep count of 666 times
bet they lost track

My thinking exactly!

Killer #1: "653... 654... 655...656...657--"
Killer #2: "Hey how far are you? I'm finished. Took me bloody--"
Killer #1: "--did you seriously just make me lose my count? I mean, did you seriously just do that?"
Killer #2: "uuhh... No man! I uhh... why are you looking at me like tha--OH MY GOD!!!!! ARRRGGGHHH!!!"
Killer #1: "1... 2... 3... 4..."

javaboy

Dave! wrote: »

My thinking exactly!

Killer #1: "653... 654... 655...656...657--"
Killer #2: "Hey how far are you? I'm finished. Took me bloody--"
Killer #1: "--did you seriously just make me lose my count? I mean, did you seriously just do that?"
Killer #2: "uuhh... No man! I uhh... why are you looking at me like tha--OH MY GOD!!!!! ARRRGGGHHH!!!"
Killer #1: "1... 2... 3... 4..."

Remember in the Simpsons when Nelson showed Lisa how to use the special tool for drawing musical staves on a chalkboard to speed up doing lines......

I imagine they used a similar idea to speed up the whole process. Maybe a pitchfork or other multiple pronged stabbing implement.

Dudess

Bunch of knives sellotaped together. That'd save loads of time...

Slidey

All that stabing should leave the meat nice and tender though

Dave!

I think we need a Mutilation Efficiency forum to continue this discussion...

GA361

God,what is this world coming to.
First there was white on white violence,then black on black.
Now we have depressed little emo child on depressed little emo child violence!

Well,i suppose that is one way to get rod of 'em

Dragan

The film will be four American tourists, starring Shia Le Beouf and some other talentless cnut.

Naos

You don't think Shia le Beouf is a good actor or are you just trying to be different?

OT: Shock horror etc.

Dragan

Naos wrote: »

You don't think Shia le Beouf is a good actor ?

Pretty much.

Besides, if someone made "Shrooms" then you know they'll make a film out of this.

Neo#

These 8 satanists who did this are just confused teens. Its the violent video games and the violent films that influenced them. We need to ban these horrible influences now before this happens again!

6th

Neo# wrote: »

These 8 satanists who did this are just confused teens. Its the violent video games and the violent films that influenced them. We need to ban these horrible influences now before this happens again!

I was going to thank this post but then I realised I dont know the poster so cant tell if he/she is serious or kidding? I will thank the post once this has been cleared up.

Neo#

Haha im only kiiiding!

LeahBaby

Say the poor satanists arm was knackered after 666 stabs..

Hard work this devil worshipping

6th

Neo# wrote: »

Haha im only kiiiding!

Well then it looks like you just got thanked there mister. Print it out and stick it on your fridge!

Zangetsu

First they ban goths, now they are hiring satanic worshipers to eat them... Hmmm....

Neo#

6th wrote: »

Well then it looks like you just got thanked there mister. Print it out and stick it on your fridge!

Wahooo! I got thanked. Thank you sir!:) Closing in on 500 posts too. Could this day get any better.