Best Chat up lines

MIN2511 · 10-09-2008 11:51AM #1

Lads and Ladies, following threads in PI it seems a lot of us don't know what lines when trying to chat with the opposite sex.
So tell us your best lines

do they really work?
No boasting lads :P

For me eye contact.... can’t chat a guy up unfortunately, am one of those girls who waits for the lads to approach me

Quazzie · 10-09-2008 11:52AM

You don't sweat much for a fat bird!

Am I getting drunk or are you getting better looking?

Turd Ferguson · 10-09-2008 11:55AM

Hi, I'm *enter name here*

Chat up lines are for losers

Nehaxak · 10-09-2008 11:56AM

Nice tits !!! Mind if I take a pic and post it up on me facebook ?

mr-aido · 10-09-2008 11:57AM

ask her whats the difference between a sandwich and a blow job if she says no reply lets go 4 lunch

another

wats the difference between a lamborghini and a erection you havent givein me a lamborghini

mickdw · 10-09-2008 11:58AM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Hi, I'm *enter name here*

Chat up lines are for losers

oh yes,

Hi, Im Turd, Turd ferguson. sure thats a chat up line all in itself.

SheroN · 10-09-2008 12:06PM

Point at her face and ask her "can I come here often?".

Works a treat.

Turd Ferguson · 10-09-2008 12:07PM

mickdw wrote: »

oh yes,

Hi, Im Turd, Turd ferguson. sure thats a chat up line all in itself.

Yeah, I also like to throw myself on the floor infront of them. And as they walk by just shout "I fell for ya!!"

Quazzie · 10-09-2008 12:07PM

mickdw wrote: »

oh yes,

Hi, Im Turd, Turd ferguson. sure thats a chat up line all in itself.

My mate used a very similar chat up line. but I think he meant 'third' because thats where he was in the line.

Will · 10-09-2008 12:12PM

Rarely use em, they're cheesy, make me cringe and sure as hell will make a girl cringe.
Friendly non threatening approach, be confident and be interesting, take it from there.

10-09-2008 12:17PM

Nice eyes. Wanna f*ck?

Turd Ferguson · 10-09-2008 12:17PM

Will wrote: »

Rarely use em, they're cheesy, make me cringe and sure as hell will make a girl cringe.
Friendly non threatening approach, be confident and be interesting, take it from there.

And for Gods sake dont let them see your rope!!!

FYP

MIN2511 · 10-09-2008 12:21PM

Will wrote: »

Friendly non threatening approach, be confident and be interesting, take it from there.

Still a chatting up! And i bet the first line you used was .......

brundle · 10-09-2008 12:24PM

SheroN wrote: »

Point at her face and ask her "can I come here often?".

Works a treat.

I like.

RedXIV · 10-09-2008 12:26PM

"Buy me a drink" repeated until she gives in. never would have believed it till i saw it happen

MIN2511 · 10-09-2008 12:26PM

and lads stop saying you don't use chat up lines! It's like saying you don't score... approaching a
girl for whatever reason and making conversation which leads to scoring the girl is chattingher up!

COH · 10-09-2008 12:28PM

Once saw a guy doing the rounds at a birthday party... he approached literally every girl in the place saying "Do you have a johnny? Coz I'm gonna ride you"

Romance

Will · 10-09-2008 12:28PM

yeah but you mentioned chat up lines...

ok an example, some girl bumps off you in a club and she says sorry,
I reply with "ha, no you're not, don't lie to me" in a cheeky manner
that usually gets a bit of banter going, simple, non-threatening and making her out to be the culprit

Aspiration · 10-09-2008 12:28PM

MIN, what chat up lines have worked on you??

Personally, none have worked on me. As Will said, chat up lines make people cringe. Although, in saying that some are so outrageous you end up laughing at how ridiculous they sound and for some reason helps break the ice...

skelliser · 10-09-2008 12:31PM

can i have a go of your face!

RedXIV · 10-09-2008 12:35PM

Aspiration wrote: »

MIN, what chat up lines have worked on you??

Personally, none have worked on me. As Will said, chat up lines make people cringe. Although, in saying that some are so outrageous you end up laughing at how ridiculous they sound and for some reason helps break the ice...

If you believe that you're a very naive woman

MIN2511 · 10-09-2008 12:36PM

Aspiration wrote: »

MIN, what chat up lines have worked on you??

Personally, none have worked on me. As Will said, chat up lines make people cringe. Although, in saying that some are so outrageous you end up laughing at how ridiculous they sound and for some reason helps break the ice...

Hey Missy.... It's been ages!

How are you? What are you doing on thursday evening?

Lines... tbh nothing! I like a guy to notice me for my brains! Unfortunately the things lads use is...

1. Where are you from?
2. Nice tits!
3. Single/ married?

And many more i cant remember.... Seriously!

I believe i am very approachable and friendly anyways... always out for a good laugh!

reading that, sounds like a fecking PI:eek:

Aspiration · 10-09-2008 12:36PM

RedXIV wrote: »

If you believe that you're a very naive woman

OK let me rephrase that, no cheesy chat up lines have worked on me :P

The Walsho · 10-09-2008 12:38PM

Don't use them myself but some good ones I've heard are :

"I've an erection and a knife. Let's not turn this rape into a murder."

*lick your finger and wipe it on her top* "Let's get you home outta those wet clothes."

Hold out your shirt and say "What material is that?" They'll say, "I dunno, cotton?"
"Nah, boyfriend material"

Aspiration · 10-09-2008 12:41PM

The Walsho wrote: »

Don't use them myself but some good ones I've heard are :

"I've an erection and a knife. Let's not turn this rape into a murder."

*lick your finger and wipe it on her top* "Let's get you home outta those wet clothes."

Hold out your shirt and say "What material is that?" They'll say, "I dunno, cotton?"
"Nah, boyfriend material"

Holy bejesus...

You can't beat a simple, "hey are you having a good night?" intro. Gets me everytime

brundle · 10-09-2008 12:42PM

Girl came up to me once in Mcgowans, she was not bad looking and justed asked "Can I kiss you goodnight" I obliged of course. Doesnt happen that way too often though.

MIN2511 · 10-09-2008 12:42PM

Aspiration wrote: »

Holy bejesus...

You can't beat a simple, "hey are you having a good night?" intro. Gets me everytime

And my dear, thats a chat up line!;)

Even you have been conquered:p

xzanti · 10-09-2008 12:45PM

Wana go halves on a bastard?

Aspiration · 10-09-2008 12:47PM

Ok ok, my first reply was regarding cheesy chat up lines, the "did it hurt when you fell from heaven"/"your dad must be a thief" kind of lines!

I'm all for genuine conversation starters

Adamcp898 · 10-09-2008 12:54PM

Is your dad a mechanic? because you really tighten my nuts

Are your parents retarded? because your special :pac:

ShooterSF · 10-09-2008 01:01PM

I find the most erotic part of the lady is the boobies!
and the good old....
If I told you you had a nice body would you take off your close and dance around a bit?

If you cant go out without using cheesy lines try the following game go up to a woman and say as many as you can as fast as you can before she walks away or you burst out laughing...

Best Chat up lines

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