Best Chat up lines

MIN2511

Lads and Ladies, following threads in PI it seems a lot of us don't know what lines when trying to chat with the opposite sex.
So tell us your best lines do they really work?
No boasting lads :P

For me eye contact.... can’t chat a guy up unfortunately, am one of those girls who waits for the lads to approach me

Quazzie

You don't sweat much for a fat bird!

Am I getting drunk or are you getting better looking?

Turd Ferguson

Hi, I'm *enter name here*

Chat up lines are for losers

Nehaxak

Nice tits !!! Mind if I take a pic and post it up on me facebook ?

mr-aido

ask her whats the difference between a sandwich and a blow job if she says no reply lets go 4 lunch


another

wats the difference between a lamborghini and a erection you havent givein me a lamborghini

mickdw

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Hi, I'm *enter name here*

Chat up lines are for losers

oh yes,

Hi, Im Turd, Turd ferguson. sure thats a chat up line all in itself.

SheroN

Point at her face and ask her "can I come here often?".

Works a treat.

Turd Ferguson

mickdw wrote: »

oh yes,

Hi, Im Turd, Turd ferguson. sure thats a chat up line all in itself.

Yeah, I also like to throw myself on the floor infront of them. And as they walk by just shout "I fell for ya!!"

Quazzie

mickdw wrote: »

oh yes,

Hi, Im Turd, Turd ferguson. sure thats a chat up line all in itself.

My mate used a very similar chat up line. but I think he meant 'third' because thats where he was in the line.

Will

Rarely use em, they're cheesy, make me cringe and sure as hell will make a girl cringe.
Friendly non threatening approach, be confident and be interesting, take it from there.

Nice eyes. Wanna f*ck?

Turd Ferguson

Will wrote: »

Rarely use em, they're cheesy, make me cringe and sure as hell will make a girl cringe.
Friendly non threatening approach, be confident and be interesting, take it from there.

And for Gods sake dont let them see your rope!!!

FYP

MIN2511

Will wrote: »

Friendly non threatening approach, be confident and be interesting, take it from there.

Still a chatting up! And i bet the first line you used was .......

brundle

SheroN wrote: »

Point at her face and ask her "can I come here often?".

Works a treat.

I like.

RedXIV

"Buy me a drink" repeated until she gives in. never would have believed it till i saw it happen

MIN2511

and lads stop saying you don't use chat up lines! It's like saying you don't score... approaching a
girl for whatever reason and making conversation which leads to scoring the girl is chattingher up!

COH

Once saw a guy doing the rounds at a birthday party... he approached literally every girl in the place saying "Do you have a johnny? Coz I'm gonna ride you"

Romance

Will

yeah but you mentioned chat up lines...

ok an example, some girl bumps off you in a club and she says sorry,
I reply with "ha, no you're not, don't lie to me" in a cheeky manner
that usually gets a bit of banter going, simple, non-threatening and making her out to be the culprit

Aspiration

MIN, what chat up lines have worked on you??

Personally, none have worked on me. As Will said, chat up lines make people cringe. Although, in saying that some are so outrageous you end up laughing at how ridiculous they sound and for some reason helps break the ice...

skelliser

can i have a go of your face!

RedXIV

Aspiration wrote: »

MIN, what chat up lines have worked on you??

Personally, none have worked on me. As Will said, chat up lines make people cringe. Although, in saying that some are so outrageous you end up laughing at how ridiculous they sound and for some reason helps break the ice...

If you believe that you're a very naive woman

MIN2511

Aspiration wrote: »

MIN, what chat up lines have worked on you??

Personally, none have worked on me. As Will said, chat up lines make people cringe. Although, in saying that some are so outrageous you end up laughing at how ridiculous they sound and for some reason helps break the ice...

Hey Missy.... It's been ages!

How are you? What are you doing on thursday evening?

Lines... tbh nothing! I like a guy to notice me for my brains! Unfortunately the things lads use is...

1. Where are you from?
2. Nice tits!
3. Single/ married?

And many more i cant remember.... Seriously!

I believe i am very approachable and friendly anyways... always out for a good laugh!






reading that, sounds like a fecking PI:eek:

Aspiration

RedXIV wrote: »

If you believe that you're a very naive woman

OK let me rephrase that, no cheesy chat up lines have worked on me :P

The Walsho

Don't use them myself but some good ones I've heard are :

"I've an erection and a knife. Let's not turn this rape into a murder."

*lick your finger and wipe it on her top* "Let's get you home outta those wet clothes."

Hold out your shirt and say "What material is that?" They'll say, "I dunno, cotton?"
"Nah, boyfriend material"

Aspiration

The Walsho wrote: »

Don't use them myself but some good ones I've heard are :

"I've an erection and a knife. Let's not turn this rape into a murder."

*lick your finger and wipe it on her top* "Let's get you home outta those wet clothes."

Hold out your shirt and say "What material is that?" They'll say, "I dunno, cotton?"
"Nah, boyfriend material"

Holy bejesus...

You can't beat a simple, "hey are you having a good night?" intro. Gets me everytime

brundle

Girl came up to me once in Mcgowans, she was not bad looking and justed asked "Can I kiss you goodnight" I obliged of course. Doesnt happen that way too often though.

MIN2511

Aspiration wrote: »

Holy bejesus...

You can't beat a simple, "hey are you having a good night?" intro. Gets me everytime

And my dear, thats a chat up line!;)


Even you have been conquered:p

xzanti

Wana go halves on a bastard?

Aspiration

Ok ok, my first reply was regarding cheesy chat up lines, the "did it hurt when you fell from heaven"/"your dad must be a thief" kind of lines!

I'm all for genuine conversation starters

Adamcp898

Is your dad a mechanic? because you really tighten my nuts

Are your parents retarded? because your special :pac:

ShooterSF

I find the most erotic part of the lady is the boobies!
and the good old....
If I told you you had a nice body would you take off your close and dance around a bit?

If you cant go out without using cheesy lines try the following game go up to a woman and say as many as you can as fast as you can before she walks away or you burst out laughing...

RedXIV

ShooterSF wrote: »

If you cant go out without using cheesy lines try the following game go up to a woman and say as many as you can as fast as you can before she walks away or you burst out laughing...

I really like that game! gonna try it someday

marti101

Heres 20p [yes im that old] ring your mother and tell her you wont be home tonight.Or did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven.:D

Nehaxak

MIN2511 wrote: »

1. Where are you from?
2. Nice tits!
3. Single/ married?

Damn, and there was me thinking I was original...

MIN2511

marti101 wrote: »

Heres 20p [yes im that old] ring your mother and tell her you wont be home tonight.Or did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven.:D

Is your name ANCIENT by any chance?

Nehaxak wrote: »

Damn, and there was me thinking I was original...

hahhaha!

I wonder like is there a school that teaches men STUPID LINES? Because it's the same line over again!

Danbo!

marti101 wrote: »

Heres 20p [yes im that old] ring your mother and tell her you wont be home tonight.

Or, put 20c on the table and say I bet you 20c I can make your tits move without me touching them. If they say OK, grab tits and give em a good aul shake, say "you win" and hand over 20c. The wimmin will be all over you after that.

Have fun with that one snyper.

mise_me_fein

This thread was up a few months ago.....if you're using chat up lines you're probably not using your mickey

ronnie3585

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? I don't know but it's enough to break the ice.

How's your box?

I can smell the want off you.

Nehaxak

MIN2511 wrote: »

hahhaha!

I wonder like is there a school that teaches men STUPID LINES? Because it's the same line over again!

Probably true

Ah no though, really never used a chat up line at all in my life though I have seen them work pretty well by others who were cheeky and confident enough to use them.

Only thing I've ever done is smile and say hi, never had to do anything else other than that.

MIN2511

ronnie3585 wrote: »

I can smell the want off you.

:eek::eek::eek:

marti101

MIN2511 wrote: »

Is your name ANCIENT by any chance?
If you read my post you would see that i already said im old.

SmileyPaul

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Hi, I'm *enter name here*

Chat up lines are for losers

tell them the story of how you once put yourself in a coma for 3 weeks! (see poo books animal story.... have a funny feeling it isn't true though )

Stargal

The only real chat up line that a guy has ever used on me (as opposed to the general 'Hi, how's it going' ones) was "You know what? I may be drunk but you're beautiful".

I know, I know, terrible, right? I just kind of laughed and walked away.

*sighs*

No, unfortunately that's a lie. I laughed and then kissed him. (It was a gazillion years ago and I thought it was kind of disarmingly cute). Still can't believe that it worked. I way preferred it when guys just start actually talking to you about stuff, rather than trying some terrible "I want to have sex with you but am going to subtly disguise it through these bad jokes and cheesy compliments about how pretty you are" lines.

TMoreno

"Hi, would you like to dance?"
I never understood why Irishmen don't use it.

brianthebard

One time I was in a bar with a dance floor on a lower level (about a foot) and seperated by a bannister. I saw a girl checking me out, so I smiled, gave her the come hither hand gesture, which she duly did. Chat up lines are for losers.

MIN2511

TMoreno wrote: »

"Hi, would you like to dance?"
I never understood why Irishmen don't use it.

Because 85% can't dance!

brundle

MIN2511 wrote: »

Because 85% can't dance!

Ah now thats not fair, Im sure I could dance if I tried.:D

The Walsho

brianthebard wrote: »

One time I was in a bar with a dance floor on a lower level (about a foot) and seperated by a bannister. I saw a girl checking me out, so I smiled, gave her the come hither hand gesture, which she duly did. Chat up lines are for losers.

You should have followed it up with the "If I can make you come with just one hand, just imagine what I could be capable of"

Silenceisbliss

giv us a go o ya will ya!

Silenceisbliss

realistically though, i never chat up girls.

they chat me up..... sounds cocky; yes....is it true.....maybe....

Will

Do you tell them your PC specs before or after?