Just got attacked

Statso · 08-09-2008 02:44AM #1

Sorry, just had to vent here cos nowhere else to. WTF is wrong with people these days that they can't just have the craic with a few pints and go home for a sleep/roide? I was just waiting for a taxi having a smoke when some nutter comes up and pushes me saying he is 'gonna tear the nose off me'. When i say i'm not looking for a fight he headbutts me! Luckily a taxi came and i jumped into it with your man beating the windows of the car saying he was gonna kill me. Was he off his head or did he just not like smokers?

Seriously though, very shook, lucky that taxi came.

Anything like that ever happen to anyone else?

kmart6 · 08-09-2008 02:46AM

You shouldn't have felt him up!

amacachi · 08-09-2008 02:49AM

Once someone touches ya, hit them. I was about to get hit earlier til I pushed the little **** away with me chest

It's sad people can't have the craic while drunk, but sure just lookin out for gettin thumped is some buzz

:P

R0ot · 08-09-2008 03:02AM

Probably a member of BoB. :pac:

smellslikeshoes · 08-09-2008 03:06AM

Sometimes people are just idiots.

Statso · 08-09-2008 03:11AM

R0ot wrote: »

Probably a member of BoB. :pac:

Git. :P

LolaLuv · 08-09-2008 03:46AM

If you stopped using your nose to sniff women's asses you wouldn't have their boyfriends threatening to rip it off tbh.

ronbyrne2005 · 08-09-2008 03:47AM

Statso wrote: »

Sorry, just had to vent here cos nowhere else to. WTF is wrong with people these days that they can't just have the craic with a few pints and go home for a sleep/roide? I was just waiting for a taxi having a smoke when some nutter comes up and pushes me saying he is 'gonna tear the nose off me'. When i say i'm not looking for a fight he headbutts me! Luckily a taxi came and i jumped into it with your man beating the windows of the car saying he was gonna kill me. Was he off his head or did he just not like smokers? Seriously though, very shook, lucky that taxi came.

Anything like that ever happen to anyone else?

Does'nt like noses does he? Anything particular offensive about your nose?

Mahatma coat · 08-09-2008 04:55AM

Reminds me of when I wa a Kid may years ago.

We were in the Junction Nightclub in Wexford town, as we were waitin outside for the bus to brin us home some little skanger tried to pick afight with one of our mates, I'll always remember it cos he said in his Best Skobie accent

I'lllllllll Breaaaaaaakkk yerrrrr Nawwwwwwwwstril.

needles to say after we had stopped laughin at him we informed him of the fact that there were thirty of us and we didnt take too kindly to that kind of ****.

still tho when it comes to hilariously inept threats that one is my fave.

Ruu_Old · 08-09-2008 05:10AM

ronbyrne2005 wrote: »

Does'nt like noses does he? Anything particular offensive about your nose?

Big honker of a thing, so I've heard anyway.:pac: *whispers*

Call Me Jimmy · 08-09-2008 05:17AM

Rookie mistake giving a scumbag the benefit of the doubt. Ye'd want to be gloves-up mentally as soon as one started acting in any way aggressive.

newballsplease · 08-09-2008 05:31AM

was chuck norris your taxi driver by any chance?? coz he coulda drove you home and kicked the sh*t out of that guy..all at the same time.

Call Me Jimmy · 08-09-2008 05:52AM

Is that Chuck Norris crap not over yet?

Cue "Don't talk **** about the Chuck coz he'll roundhouse you into next week LOL!!!11".

08-09-2008 06:31AM

Statso wrote: »

lucky that taxi came.

They spit the fare afterwards.:pac::eek:

FunkZ · 08-09-2008 07:42AM

OP sounds like you need to hire your own full time Body Guard. Ya can get them in the martial arts forum, only 47 cents an hour!

arybvtcw0eolkf · 08-09-2008 08:46AM

FunkZ wrote: »

OP sounds like you need to hire your own full time Body Guard. Ya can get them in the martial arts forum, only 47 cents an hour!

I'll do it for 46 1/2 cents per hour, and like the other guy - I'll try in some free headbutts.

Infact, over on the martial arts forum there's a user called 'illegalheadbutt', maybe it was him OP?.

Gone West · 08-09-2008 10:07AM

Theres a divide in the country at the moment.
Knackers/CHV/scummers/north siders or whatever you want to call them are everywhere.
Conservative estimates put their population at 400,000 persons in the greater Dublin area, or approx 25-30% of the population.
Soon they will outnumber us, and there is a very real chance of a civil war between our dutchie swilling, tracksuit-wearing counterparts and us, Irelands current ruling elite.

As for the cause of the unprovoked attack? His mother smoking when she was expecting, leading to reduced cognitive and general cerebral functions in the ken acker, added to the social environment he grew up in; probably has him thinking that its acceptable to act like this.

Cheeky monkey · 08-09-2008 10:08AM

Haha Root you realise only like 5 people here actually get that joke? :P

fakearms123 · 08-09-2008 10:34AM

i remember i was walking home from a night out with a pizza slice in my hand, when this scumbag shouted from across the road "giv is yore pizza", i wasn't sure what he said at the time so i just shouted back "its pepperoni!", he ran across 3 lanes of traffic which was crazy enough cause he just avoided getting knocked down by an inch, then he just went nuts, he was definitely on something, i was drunk and very relaxed at this stage and asked him does he want a piece of pepperoni, he just stood there, so i turned around and continued to walk home, then he punched me in the back of the head and ran back across the road, thank god i had a beanie and hoodie up, didnt feel a thing

nut job!

thelordofcheese · 08-09-2008 10:49AM

Cheeky monkey wrote: »

Haha Root you realise only like 5 people here actually get that joke? :P

Six

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 08-09-2008 10:53AM

Seven. But it wsa a sh1te joke.

hunter164 · 08-09-2008 11:23AM

Typical culchie,think they're great with drink on them.

mikemac · 08-09-2008 11:24AM

R0ot wrote: »

Probably a member of BoB. :pac:

Trev M · 08-09-2008 11:43AM

First time ye got a schleaap eh?

Youre obviously shook up about it, but I wouldnt worry about it or think about it too much...(says I posting on page 2)

Next time ya get a dig give one back and shout yer head off while your at it ...seriously ya gotta look after yourself, Ive seen too many lads on the street just stand there takin digs in the head from scum and not even try and defend themselves...these lads dont care and will keep diggin ya in the head.

Fighback if it goes on for more than two minutes the cops arrive or a passer by will ... eventually intervene (which is of course another topic of itself, I got arrested once for trying to stop some lad getting smashed to bits:rolleyes:)

thelordofcheese · 08-09-2008 11:46AM

micmclo wrote: »

It's only funny if your familiar with the most boring game since championship manager, EVE online.

Be thankfull that you don't get it.

John Mason · 08-09-2008 11:54AM

LOL back in MArch,i was standing on Parliment Street with the BF, he lit up a cigerette and this nutter came running at him and started screaming rubbish, grabbed the ciggeratte and started crumbling it, he followed us down the road, until we could get into a taxi to get away from him

i wonder was it the same guy

Elem · 08-09-2008 12:21PM

For years we haven’t had as bad random attacks around cities, from statistics that is. I think it has to do with the influx of cocaine in our country.

CantGetNoSleep · 08-09-2008 12:26PM

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Is that Chuck Norris crap not over yet?

Cue "Don't talk **** about the Chuck coz he'll roundhouse you into next week LOL!!!11".

+1

Chuck Norris is a w*nker

JimiTime · 08-09-2008 12:36PM

Trev M wrote: »

I got arrested once for trying to stop some lad getting smashed to bits:rolleyes:)

Happened to me and a 2 friends in Dollymount too back when I was about 18/19. We actually went into the chipper nearby, got some tissue and water as this guy had had seven shades knocked out of him. The cops arrived, walked by the attackers and arrested us as we were tending to him

We told them it wasn't us, and explained what happened and they just said, 'You've been identified'. Bizarre.

Silenceisbliss · 08-09-2008 12:52PM

shoulda stabbed him in the stomach. thatl teach em

reminds me, was in the city(hamburg) there on saturday lookin for a new knife in a knife shop...(obviously...) anyway, they had loadsa non lethal weapons in there, like; pepper spray, big fückin vicious lookin tazers, knifes (although more lethal than not. they even had a discount bin of regular cheap stabby knives)), those wacking extentable battons, BASEBALL BATS.... (starting to feel anxious at this stage)

something cool though, was they had a few replicas of guns. they were pretty dead on copies! very well done. the point of them was initially a deterent. (ur gonna scare the piss outta most attackers if you you whip out a gun), but if that doesnt work, it fires a very potent barrage of CS gas (chlorobenzylidenemalononitrile for u chemical junkies). I thought that was cool. dear enough though.

should bring some back to Ireland, have a great laugh on a night out in limerick

Irishcrx · 08-09-2008 02:04PM

Yeah, happened to me outside Connolly station one night, some lad going around trying to start on anybody , I was waiting on a taxi and he jumps in front of me trying to launch into it, taxi driver drove off cause your man was obviously aggro. He walks up with a big red face on him and punched me in the face, I dunno if it was the drink on me or what but I just fell back a little and started laughing at him which got him even worst but when he lost it and started throwing I just took him to the ground in a shoulder lock and politely told him to calm the **** down. He got the point..

Just got attacked

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